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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 4
Put the OJ and chocolate in a blender with ice and vodka. Mix together and chug. It will taste real good then.

My boss is driving me up a wall what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 38
Entice him/her, video tape it, use it for blackmail, tell them that they'll keep you on the pay roll until you say otherwise, and never go to work again

This boy is being a creeper and facebook stalks me an always texts me, what should I do? D:
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 9
Dip your chocolat in it!

I want a kid what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 1
Kagome Yuki Niwa wrote:
Entice him/her, video tape it, use it for blackmail, tell them that they'll keep you on the pay roll until you say otherwise, and never go to work again

This boy is being a creeper and facebook stalks me an always texts me, what should I do? D:


Tell him that you're pregnant and that you're in luvluv with him and that you want him to be the baby's father. Be sure to include a lot of the word luvluv.
 
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Last Edit: 2011/03/02 17:50 By Knox.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 0
FallenTenchi wrote:
I want a kid what should I do? Go to a club and get freaky ;D
 
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Last Edit: 2011/03/03 18:02 By PyroRoxas.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 10
FallenTenchi wrote:
I want a kid what should I do?

Go to a bar and announce loudly that you are looking for a man to father your child. Acept the proposal from the meanest looking guy who volunteers; your kid will have tough genes that way.

I got pulled over, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 55
Offer the officer a beer.

Homework, TV, or OTHER????
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 9
Definitly other.... Ooooh lemon minded me!!!!

I'm high on cafeine, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 22
To burn off the extra energy start the car and toss a brick on the gas pedal. Then race it to the end of your street. Providing it makes it that far without a driver.

I'm *starving* but lunch isn't for another 3 hrs..what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 0
Eat, then eat again at lunch.

I want to watch wrong turn 3... but I want to sleep. Which do i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 55
stay awake until they make a Wrong Turn 4.

It's Dead Week, and I should study, but then there's Dokuga fanfics...........
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 18
To Terri:

Ice Ice Baby

I ate too much, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 9
Eat an appel and sleep all week

I need to find something to do for the next 5 days.... what should I do
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 5
pinch your cheeks until they turn purple to wake yourself up *nods*

I have bad gas.... but don't want to horrify those around me... what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 216
Sit on your bum and watch the grass grow, that should take up some time!

I'm really cold at the moment, What should i so?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 3
Dance to Caramelldansen!

I'm tired as heck, what should I do to wake myself up?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 16
Go eat some Habaneros!

I want to dance, what should I dance to?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 19
TheMikoShivae wrote:
pinch your cheeks until they turn purple to wake yourself up *nods*

I have bad gas.... but don't want to horrify those around me... what should i do?


Still go about your day, but whenever you feel the need to pass gas do one of three things:

1) Blame the person next to you.
2)distract people by yelling cuss words loudly
3)throw a desk against the wall so that either no one will hear, or that you can leave the class room.

I have four projects due in the next week. How do I manage my time?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 32
Bunk classes next week. Problem solved.

I bought a pair of purple shoes and they turned out to be different shades. What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 5
Cut it into pieces and throw it all around, then sulk because you lost your shoes.

my head hurts.. what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 32
Use it to break down the nearest wall. Then you'll have bigger things to worry about than a broken head...namely, a broken wall in your bedroom.


I can't stop listening to Tonight, by Enrique. What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 55
blame Skye and Shadow

Do I sleep... or forget about tonight and go for a delirious day tomorrow without rest
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 5
hmmm forget about sleep, make sure to eat some sleeping pills before leaving your house tomorrow

How should i fix the 'hole' in my wall?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 2
Take down the wall and then there's no hole.

My dog won't quite licking her paws what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years ago Karma: 32
Lick them for her.

I just killed a cockroach but I can't stand to touch the corpse. What do I do?
 
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