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#65176
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 10
Go to sleep.

I don't know if I want to buy one or two pizzas, what do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 52
Buy five, eat three of them all at the same time, then stick with the remaining two.

I need to get some work done, but I love sitting on my computer. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 6
Glue your work to the computer screen. That way you'll have to get it done before you sit at the computer all day! (Now, the only real issue is getting it off... but who cares, right?)

I keep losing my game catridges... What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Glue them to a wall. Now you'll never lose them again.
Or
Lose them and don't bother looking for them. Can't lose what you don't have.

I can't avoid stepping in dog poop! What should I do?
 
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#65368
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
Give up on shoes! Feet are easier to wash!

My eight year old cousin is going through a phase where he has decided to only breathe through straws. What do I do?
 
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#65370
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 6
Give him a flute and tell him it's a straw. That way he'll have an instrument learned by the end of his phase!

The people who own the tofu shop said that they're taking out the added-sugar soy milk! What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 32
Eat chocolate instead.

I wanna get onto Chat but can't cuz I'm at work. What do I do?
 
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#65390
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 6
Run home under the pretense of a stomach flu.

I need a new laptop, but I don't want to buy one. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 31
Simple! Just take a compy from work or school. say you are borrowing the materials to complete some work.

I need to clean the tub. What's the best way of going about it?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
This one's easy. Just buy some acid and dump it right in! Dirt and lime stains won't stand a chance!

I want chocolate, how do I go about getting some?
 
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#65394
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 216
go to your local supermarket in nothing but your under0os and a superman cape, start screaming about the economy, and then steal it... i promise you no one will even notice the candy.

I'm hot what should i do?
 
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Last Edit: 2011/06/19 23:39 By sugar0o.
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Wear a bikini everywhere and attach yourself to the nearest millionaire.
Or do you mean the other hot?
'Cause then you should go take a nap in the freezer in your unmentionables.

I lack a superman cape. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 216
LMAO

Go to your next ComicCon, and molest a pubescent superman fan in cosplay, steal his and make sure you give him your facebook, email, text#, and any other way for him to obsessover you.

I'm being annoyed by plunnies what should i do?
 
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#65397
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Grab a large stick and whack yourself/plunnies over the head. Either way works.
OR
Give them as a gift to the pubescent superman fan you stole the cape from and who is currently obsessing over you.

I have a monster in my closet. What is the best way to be rid of it?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 32
Feed him lots and lots of turnips.

I can't use the tummy bug excuse to run home....someone already took it. What can I do?
 
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#65415
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 19
Stand up and move to the front of the room. When everyone had their attention on you, start removing clothing. Start with the smallest piece of clothing on the outside, probably a watch or a hairband, then move onto the larger things like your shirt and pants. By the time you get to your underwear, your teacher/boss will be more than happy to let you go home.

I really want to by a new game that is coming out but I don't have any money. What should I do?
 
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Last Edit: 2011/06/20 04:49 By Riku Ryuu.
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 32
The bosses aren't here today..... and well, that one's easy! Go shoplifting!

I'm torn between two choices for dinner - eggs and cheese sandwiches, or Mc Donalds. Neither is appealing. what do i do?
 
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#65418
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
Eat neither and survive on air!

I really want to go on a shopping spree but I don't have the time. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
Rob someone about your size coming out of the mall who has alot of shopping bags. Don't forget the getaway car! (Not getaway bike!)

My hot food is cold. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Place all food in microwave. Stare at microwave. After appliance is fully intimidated, it should turn on and heat your food.

My feet are cold. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
Start a fire and warm them over it. Be sure to put them really close to the flames.

My laptop keeps refusing to work. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Hit it repeatedly with an inflatable hammer.
I can't sleep, what should I do?
 
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#65486
Vonne
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 6
Knock yourself out by repeatedly head-desking yourself. Hey, you've got time... and it's not like the desk is going anywhere anytime soon.

It's too hot, what should I do?
 
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#65508
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 7
Move to the North Pole.

I have to fix my scanner. What should I do?
 
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#65549
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Re:Bad Advice Column 12 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 17
Toss it out the window into on coming traffic

I have writers block, what should I do?
 
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