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"Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the....
Oh, hello Kagome, you want your iPod back?"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years ago Karma: 31
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away"


....*cringe*
 
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"Jaken! Will you remove your finger from that pie! I just made that for my Snuggle-Muffins!"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 9
Sesshomaru- "Miko, explain the rules of this strip poker."
Kagome*faints*
 
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PROUD Inupapa fangirl

"I wish for a heart. A heart of the man whom I'll never allow to forget me." (to Kagome) - Kikyo

"Go Naraku, gather the shards of the jewel, and once you found them all , then I will send you to hell." - Kikyo

I support Kikyo...got a problem with that?
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years ago Karma: 27
Singing: " 'cause I'm a blond. Yah yah yah!"

"Hi, How can I help you?"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 12 Months ago Karma: 31
"Mmmm....would you like some fries with that shake?"

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Inuyaha~! *evil laugh* i PWN you!
 
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Rin: *Puts a vibrant blue flower into her hair*

Sesshomaru :"Oh! That's a pretty flower, Rin! I want that one in my hair...."

Rin: *Looks at Sesshomaru* "No"

Sesshomaru *pouts* PLEEEEASE!
 
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(dunno if anyone said this, but I'm too lazy to look back)

"Dial 1-800-Mix-ALOT, and kick them nasty thoughts, baby got back!"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 10
This Sesshoumaru is man's best friend.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Its mani-pedi time! I, like, TOTALLY broke a nail yesterday battling this "Naraku" guy and he was all like "Time to die!" and I was like "Tch, no way girlfriend!" *snaps and does the head twirl thing that Hannah Montana does*
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 1
"I am going to need a full set of acrylic and a body wax."
i can never see him wanting that at all.Some one touching his claws would be horrible!
 
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Ayui!!!
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 5
sesshy: ohhhh!!! hey, fangirls! you wanna come with me to victoria's secret?
fangirls: 0.0
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 9
DemonQueen17 wrote:
Sesshomaru: When it comes to Kikyo's love child, Akago, Inuyasha you are NOT the father.
Inuyasha: Hell, yeah! I told you he wasn't mine, you tramp!
Sesshomaru: When it comes to Akago, Naraku, you ARE the father.
Naraku: Damnit!
(Exit Kikyo stage right, running, screaming and crying)


Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, I have something I've been meaning to tell you. I had a secret affair with your mother behind Father's back and it turns out that Father isn't really your father. I am.

Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Creepy! I read a story like that on FF.NET! O.O

Sesshomaru- "Kagome"
Kagome:- "What?"
Sesshomaru- "Im, bored wanna do something?"
Kagome- "What do you wanna do?"
Sesshomaru- "I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
Kagome- "I dunno"
Sesshomaru- "Tonight, we try and take over the world!" *cue evil laughter*
Kagome- "WTF?"
 
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"I wish for a heart. A heart of the man whom I'll never allow to forget me." (to Kagome) - Kikyo

"Go Naraku, gather the shards of the jewel, and once you found them all , then I will send you to hell." - Kikyo

I support Kikyo...got a problem with that?
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 5
one thing that sesshomaru will ABSOLUTELY NEVER SAY:
Sesshomaru: kikyo.
Kikyo: yes?
Sesshomaru: this sesshomaru believes that he is a necrophiliac.
Kikyo: * swoons*
 
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"What products does Naraku use to make his hair so curly? I am in need of a new look."
 
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Everyone has their addictions. Mine are fanfiction, Sesshomaru and KARMA!!!!!!!!!!

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*blink blink*

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?"
 
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"...Mash Taters."
 
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I'm not sure if someone posted this.

"Can't we all just get along?"
 
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Everyone has their addictions. Mine are fanfiction, Sesshomaru and KARMA!!!!!!!!!!

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"How weak you are, Inuyasha, for having to pimp your sword in order to make yourself stronger." (Referring to all of Tetsusaiga's forms)

I try to keep it realistic-sounding, yet ridiculous too. XD
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 8
hahaha these were all hilarious! here's a few i think Sesshoumaru would never say:

"Jaken, I'm sorry for kicking you all those times."

"OOOOO honey what have you done to your hair?"

"Inuyasha, you are a hobag."

"Spank me please."

and the last one:
"Rin, you will put pig tails in this Sesshoumaru's hair".


hahahaha
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 8
Another that just came to mind...

"Dance too much booty in the pants...." - Sesshoumaru dancing around with an ipod on



hahahaha the image is too funny
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 31
"Hit me baby one more time!"


lol
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 8
hahaha
 
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