LadyB writes a wonderful review on one of Smittee's stories and steals the rock while she is distracted.

Coils self around Lady Mothra's feets and snuggles into til she's all warm and sn0ozy and then takes rock when she's not l0oking. Mine! :3

Glomps r0o, knocking the rock out of her hands "R0ooooooo!!!! Hey, what's that?" jumps off r0o and steals rock. Mine now!!!

:3 Gets up and makes super complex blue prints up on stealing rock back involved, but not limited to sugar, a marble, one of those birds that bows, a lot of twine, a few weighted balances, some springs, and a scale, not to mention a rubber band and a match. While your looking at the Dr. Seuss/TomNJerry Contraption i made in awe, steals rock openly ^_^ mew!

Wily LadyB lays out a bowl of birdseed in the road on top of some dynamite to catch the r0orunner. r0o stops to eat and the dynamite blows her up, but unfortunately the rock is sent off into the atmosphere as a twinkling light

Dana builds a rocket ship, flies up to space and grabs the rock from space. Yay, my rock!!!

Smittee infects Dana's ship with the creatures from Final Fantasy VIII, using them to get the rock. Sadly, unless you know how to get pass the creatures, you get eaten by them.

My rock, but at what cost?

Creates a super potion bomb that explodes, making the FFIII monsters veeeeeery sleepy... and in the midst of this, Smittee falls asleep! Grabs the rock and leaves the ship in an escape pod to earth. Meheheheh, and now, chilling with MAH rock inside an igloo in Alaska.

Victory~! >:3

Phishy lays a trap of a customized My Little Pony of DestinysTears, displayed triumphantly on a pedestal. Presses play on her boom box and the theme to MLP plays. As DestinysTears is distracted by her shiney pony persona, phishy steals the coveted Rock of Awesomeness. Hiding under a big pillow, phisy sings along with the theme quietly.

*music break time*
My Little Pony...My Little Pony / What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony...My Little Pony / Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder / Letting your heart be your guide
My Little Pony...My Little Pony / I'll be there right by your side / I'll be there right by your side

Smittee wakes up, hearing the melody of her childhood. Groaning, she looks around, realizing the ship was apparently brought out of orbit. She noticed phish hiding the rock. Looking at the propogator beside me, I draw confusion from it, and cast the spell on Phish. While Phish is confused, she sluggishly get to the pillow and grab the rock. The hybrid woman gets out of the ship, pressing a button on the door and making it lock up.

Smittee smiles as she blows her whistle, waiting for a chocobo to come. Placing the rock in her large inside-jacket-pocket, she grinned. "My rock will always come back to me."

Seeing everyone fighting over the most coveted rock, Kirai decides she wants it for herself. All sneaky like (cat burglar) Kirai huggles Smittee going on and on and on about how she missed her, all the while slipping the rock out of Smittee's possession and switching it with a rock of equal size and shape but is not THE rock. Finally after ten minutes of fluff and spit, Kirai stalks away before breaking into a run and hiding in a cave. MY rock!!

Notices run for cave and grins. P0ounces into cave in all r0oish glory freaking Kirai out so much so falls over in sleep, smirkish r0oishly picks up rock and pounces away... it my rock now :3 mew ^_^

Tenchi no mai slyly watches r0o p0uncle on Kirai, grab the rock and run away. Tenchi dances over to huggle r0o and show her the latest, most stupendous, most creative, grandest, smexiest gutter marble entry ever. While r0o is drooling over GM entry, Tenchi grabs rock and runs back to hide behind Danyealle. MY ROCK! MINE!

Furious that the rock was untimely taken away, Kirai ollows Tenchi and pulls out her portable cast iron frying pan. With one good smack she knocks tenchi out cold and takes the rock from her before running away from there before Dany sees tenchi's unconcious body.MINE!!!!! My rock. *sings hush a bye rockie*

Momo hides behind a tree, giggling like a mad person, and bombards Kirai with water balloons and steals the rock while she's still dazed.

Mah rock!

*Noticing uptrend in violence, r0o ops for safer method of getting the rock. pounces around the m0o0om0o0o first to confuse, then with large roll of industrial strength bubble wrap.
*making you into be bubble wrap ball.
*Sits back to admire gigantic ball when she remembers you probably cant breath.
*Cuts hole at the top of big bubble ball of bubble wrap for air and cuts another one to rock.
*Takes r0ck and pushes bubble wraped bubble you down a steep hill.
*purrs*
my rock. :3

Wiccan creeps into chat while the r0o is typing and silently slips away with rock while both hands of r0o are busy... I can haz ROCK!!!

Tenchi sits up and rubs bump on head. Shakes fist at Kirai. Excitedly runs up to Wiccan and points out that there is a DOS attack on the website in progress. When Wiccan drops rock, Tenchi grabs it and runs with it. MY ROCK! MINE!

Wiccan does face!palm when she remembers that, with Miss K's awesome coding skillz, we CAN'T have a DoS attack.

She runs after tenchi, and slyly points out that one or more of her Author's Notes might exceed the 300 word minimum and she must find and edit them.

When tenchi becomes absorbed in trying to find the offending Author's Note, Wiccan makes off with rock... YESH... I CAN haz ROCK!!

*watches it all and comes up with plan.
*sets up chocolate covered Sess exhibit, noting that Sess is passed out and you can take a picture with him until he gets himself free in about 30 mins.
*while Wicci starts to dr0ol r0o grabs rock and runs, LGP not gunna get me!

my rock!
*does i got rock dance*

Herds all the cows from a cattle farm and infultrates r0o's house riding on Sesshy's back after freeing him from the chocolate mess. As r0o is lost in the stampede of moo moos, trying to find her way out, DT steals the rock and runs.

Destiny's rock!

Lines the path ahead of DT with fly paper and once DT ish stuck Monti steals the rock. >:3 Nyahahahahahaha! Mine.

Momo doesn't even bother to line the path with flypaper, instead smashing it all over Monti so she's a big sticky mess. Momo snatches the rock (which conveniently fell to the ground as Monti tried to un-stick from the paper) and dashes away. My rock!

Riding up on a chocobo, Smittee snatches the rock from Momo's hands. "Gotcha. Ride like the wind, Bocco!"

"Kweh! Kweh kweeeh?!"

"Yes, Bocco. My rock!"

Momo narrows her eyes and pulls two blitzballs out of nowhere and nails the chocobo in the head, making it throw Smittee off. Just for good measure, Momo hits Smittee with a blitzball and snatches rock while she's dazed.

My rock now!