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                             listen to a really funny joke while drinking holy water to flush those evil buggers out of your nose. 
 
I need the energy and motivation to write, something I dont have at the moment. What should I do for energy? T_T 
                            
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                             Watch a marathon of Monty Python and take a shot of Red Bull every time You hear coconuts clapping together, arguments about swallows, or someone bursts into song. 
 
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                             Buy yourself a Sesshomaru pillow slip - you'll never get out of bed, then. 
 
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                             Stuff the bird, no more headaches.  
 
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                             Practice first with cootie shots, jello shots, and calling the shots! 
 
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                             Become in control of the pie, throw it in someone elese's face. 
 
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                             Have a pie facial!!! 
 
*throws pie in supermangageek's face* 
 
IT WORKED! 
 
 
 
I'm a little rabid (as far as fangirls go), what should I do? 
                            
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                             *Wipes pie off face* wow...thank you for that >.> 
 
Take a chill pill and kidnap your latest fixation that way whenever you get that that need to spaz you'll have him right there. 
 
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                             Take some Doans pills then go mountain climbing! 
 
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                             Stay on Dokuga just 10 more minutes... okay 20 more minutes. 30 mo-- you know what, you'll get to it eventually XD 
 
 
I've recently dicovered a song I like is sung by none other than Bieber... kami help me... what should I do? 
                            
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                             slap yourself repeatedly...... 
in the head.... 
with a frying pan thn go listen to human music. 
 
 
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                             Invite Thor and Tony to join in the fun! 
 
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                             hold a flashlight and threaten that you will not join the dark side, then hide under the bed and turn on the light. 
 
 
 
 
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                             Start snorting pixie sticks like a crack addict- the added bonus is you get a sugar high XD 
 
I have 8 feral kittens that I'm having to give medication to three times a day and I'm deathly allergic to cats- but taking care of them is part of my rental agreement- what should I put on my epitaph? 
                            
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                             here lies the person whos last piece of advice was for someone to snort pixie stix. 
 
 
 
 
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                             Ask my kids. They seem to have something to say whether you want to hear it or not. And their active imagination will make sure the advice is something good. 
 
 
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                             Tune Animal Planet and take a shot of your favorite alcohol everytime the Dog Whisperer shooshs anything. After a while you should be able to see cats everywhere. 
 
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                             Swallow your spit, that should keep you hydrated. 
 
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 I am afraid of the dark what do i do?
Stop using light bulbs! Switch to candles everywhere in your house! That way you always know when they are getting low! You'll never end up in the dark suddenly from a burnt out bulb again!     Or you could move to the bright side of the moon! Lots of sunlight all the time!     
I want to write the next chapter of my story for tomorrow's update, but I have finals tomorrow and homework left to do and it's already after 8pm. What should I do?  
                            
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                             supermangageek23 wrote: 
Swallow your spit, that should keep you hydrated. 
 
I'm looking for new ways to cook chicken, have any ways I should cook it? 
 
First take the chicken and add garlic, blueberry jelly, pickles and sauerkraut all into a large plastic bag.  
Then leave the package in the back window of your car on a hot summer day. Remove after sunset and enjoy! 
 
 
I hate the cold, and it's still getting below 50 at night, but I don't want a high energy bill. I only have space heaters though. What should I do? 
                            
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                             Put the space heater under your covers on your bed while its on high so that you keep nice and toasty without waste a bit of heat. ^_^ Be sure to pile a lot a pillows and dry towels around it to keep it from falling off your bed at night. 
 
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                             Put the Tv inside the shower, as close to the water as possible. 
 
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                             Dunk you hand into a bucket of paint thinner then bleach to clean it off. Be sure to drink a glass of Bleach to dilute any paint in you system that could have been absorbed through your skin. Don't want you to die of skin poisoning ^_- 
 
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                             Jump off the top of a really tall building. Repeat until it doesn't scare you any more. Get a friend to help you get back to the top and give you an extra push! 
 
 
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