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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 7
listen to a really funny joke while drinking holy water to flush those evil buggers out of your nose.

I need the energy and motivation to write, something I dont have at the moment. What should I do for energy? T_T
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 9
Watch a marathon of Monty Python and take a shot of Red Bull every time You hear coconuts clapping together, arguments about swallows, or someone bursts into song.

I still haven't gone to bed, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 0
Buy yourself a Sesshomaru pillow slip - you'll never get out of bed, then.

I have a headache from birds that think night is day. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 2
Stuff the bird, no more headaches.

I have to get vaccine shots - I hate shots. What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 9
Practice first with cootie shots, jello shots, and calling the shots!

I have a debilitating fear of pie, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 11
Become in control of the pie, throw it in someone elese's face.

I keep sneezing what should I do ?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 9
Have a pie facial!!!

*throws pie in supermangageek's face*

IT WORKED!



I'm a little rabid (as far as fangirls go), what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 11
*Wipes pie off face* wow...thank you for that >.>

Take a chill pill and kidnap your latest fixation that way whenever you get that that need to spaz you'll have him right there.

I've been achey and sore what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 2
Take some Doans pills then go mountain climbing!

Sigh. I have to do a week's worth of work in two days. What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 9
Stay on Dokuga just 10 more minutes... okay 20 more minutes. 30 mo-- you know what, you'll get to it eventually XD


I've recently dicovered a song I like is sung by none other than Bieber... kami help me... what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 6
slap yourself repeatedly......
in the head....
with a frying pan thn go listen to human music.


im currently having a copious amount of naughty dreams starring Loki, what should be done in this situation?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 9
Invite Thor and Tony to join in the fun!

I'm afraid of the dark, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 6
hold a flashlight and threaten that you will not join the dark side, then hide under the bed and turn on the light.




im getting a sinus infection and that particular color of green is rather annoying, any suggestions for changing the color?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 9
Start snorting pixie sticks like a crack addict- the added bonus is you get a sugar high XD

I have 8 feral kittens that I'm having to give medication to three times a day and I'm deathly allergic to cats- but taking care of them is part of my rental agreement- what should I put on my epitaph?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 5 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 6
here lies the person whos last piece of advice was for someone to snort pixie stix.




im in need of advice, any advice. suggestions?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 12 Months ago Karma: 1
Ask my kids. They seem to have something to say whether you want to hear it or not. And their active imagination will make sure the advice is something good.


I have stories floating around in my head but I am too lazy to type any of them out. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 5
Don't type them out, and leave them in your head

I want a cat... but for some reasons I can't have one. what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 0
Tune Animal Planet and take a shot of your favorite alcohol everytime the Dog Whisperer shooshs anything. After a while you should be able to see cats everywhere.

I want to go get a glass of water, but I can't be bothered. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 11
Swallow your spit, that should keep you hydrated.

I'm looking for new ways to cook chicken, have any ways I should cook it?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 10

I am afraid of the dark what do i do?


Stop using light bulbs! Switch to candles everywhere in your house! That way you always know when they are getting low! You'll never end up in the dark suddenly from a burnt out bulb again! Or you could move to the bright side of the moon! Lots of sunlight all the time!

I want to write the next chapter of my story for tomorrow's update, but I have finals tomorrow and homework left to do and it's already after 8pm. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 10
supermangageek23 wrote:
Swallow your spit, that should keep you hydrated.

I'm looking for new ways to cook chicken, have any ways I should cook it?


First take the chicken and add garlic, blueberry jelly, pickles and sauerkraut all into a large plastic bag.
Then leave the package in the back window of your car on a hot summer day. Remove after sunset and enjoy!


I hate the cold, and it's still getting below 50 at night, but I don't want a high energy bill. I only have space heaters though. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 7
Put the space heater under your covers on your bed while its on high so that you keep nice and toasty without waste a bit of heat. ^_^ Be sure to pile a lot a pillows and dry towels around it to keep it from falling off your bed at night.

I love anime so much that I want to watch during bathtime, how can I accomplish this?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 0
Put the Tv inside the shower, as close to the water as possible.

I dyed half my hair blue and I forgot to wear gloves, now it looks like I'm turning into a smurf, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 7
Dunk you hand into a bucket of paint thinner then bleach to clean it off. Be sure to drink a glass of Bleach to dilute any paint in you system that could have been absorbed through your skin. Don't want you to die of skin poisoning ^_-

I have a deathly fear of heights. How can I overcome this fear?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 4 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 10
Jump off the top of a really tall building. Repeat until it doesn't scare you any more. Get a friend to help you get back to the top and give you an extra push!


I want cheez-its right now, but the stupid box is empty and I don't feel like going to the store. What should I do?
 
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