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#37272
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 4
Gorge yourself with even more pizza until you puke. That way all the pizza and guilt will be gone and you get to eat even more!


My neighbor askes me everyday on the way home from school if I want any of the popsicles in his basement. I really like popsicles, but mommy says to stay away from that man. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
If you want popsicles, who is your mom to tell you no? She's either paranoid or apart of the corrupted system the 'man' created to hold us down! I say you accept his offer. Bring some rope and duct tape as a way to thank him for his generosity too. Heck, he may even give you some gummy bears for that!!


I feel like punching a hole through the screen of my tv because I hate the show that's on. Whatever shall I do?!!
 
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#37277
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Get to punching and teach that show a lesson!

My co-worker is so lazy what can I do to make them stop?
 
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#37287
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 4
I say you go and slip a bit of speed in his morning coffee. And if at anytime he happens to fall to the ground, shaking uncontrollable and frothing at the mouth, don't worry. that's all perfectly normal.

I got my popsicles, but now my neighbor wants me to but this weird ball thing in my mouth called a gag and come up to his bedroom to play some games. Should I do it?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 29
You should go, but before, buy a leather suit, and a whip, and prepare a safety word. It'll make it even more interesting, and of course don't forget the Popsicles!

I don't have time to study for my test, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 8
Why cheat on sucker that's what!


The kids outside are being noisy what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 8
You know what? Kids are noisy on purpose and soon they'll torch your house just to bother you. Well, I say you become Hoshi Phoenix, the living nightmare, and hunt these kids down in their dreams. Gutting them will probably be sufficient. After that, people will be saying, "Freddy Krueger, who?"

I keep coughing. What in the world am I to do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 5
That's simple. Light up another Cancer stick and PUFF AWAY!!!!

I amm very sleepy. What should I do??
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 2
Set dynamite to go off every five minutes, so you don't fall asleep.

I'm very evil, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 12
Come sit by me, I could use some new ideas!


I was driving down the street and nearly hit my neighbor. Now she's mad at me, what should I do?
 
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This is starting to make sense... time to up my medication.

I live in my own little world, but it\\\'s okay, they know me here.

Even if the voices are not real - they have some pretty good ideas!

I don\\\'t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.

Until further notice, celebrate everything!
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#43162
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 1
You should back up about 20 feet and run her over so she can't do anything about it. No repercussions from the road kill!

I'm VERY thirsty, parched, really. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 31
Pour water all over. It'll sink in somehow!

I don't know what to ask about! What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 12
You must find a way to relax so that your creative brain functions will be able to concoct a question. I find marshmallow roasting to be fun and relaxing...so just get out the sticks, the graham crackers, chocolate and marshmallows and then set fire to your neighbor's garage. In no time at all you should feel happy and relaxed and creative!
 
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This is starting to make sense... time to up my medication.

I live in my own little world, but it\\\'s okay, they know me here.

Even if the voices are not real - they have some pretty good ideas!

I don\\\'t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.

Until further notice, celebrate everything!
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 1
Yum Yum Marshmallows!

Now Im hungry what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 17
Sit in front of the frige and wait for a meal to make its self and hop into your mouth..

I'm sleepy what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 1
pin your eye lids together with large rusty staples

I'm costipated what do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 7
Go on a killing spree. Then you won't be bored.

I'm stuck in a well and I can't get out. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 0
kill yourself. you wont be cinstipated anyomore if ur not alive

my friends having a party. whatdo i get her?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 6
Don't get her anything! Make sure to arrive first before anyone else, and when the guests begin to arrive, steal their presents instead! Later, give her all of the stolen gifts to show how much you care.

I'm feelings sort of lazy, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 1
Go to the grocery store, find a disabled wheelchair cart, steal it, cart yourself around!

I'm in a bad mood, what should I do?
 
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Anna wrote:
I'm in a bad mood, what should I do?Go to the DMV to get your driver license renewed! i assure you you will not be in a bad mood by the time you get out!

I have a cough that wont go away what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 1
I have a cough that wont go away what should i do?

wrap a chain of garlic around your neck and go to cold shower, or even better.. stay outside till you can't feel your toes. And if it still won't work, at least you'll have a nice aroma rest of the day ^^

I want to loose weight, what should I do?
 
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summerbirdy wrote:
I want to loose weight, what should I do?Go to the store and buy a cart full of chocolate, eat it until there's nothing left, while watching exercise info-mercials.

My bed creeks because it's old, What should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 13 Years, 1 Month ago Karma: 1
Find a Sesshoumaru lookalike. Take him home. Bring him to the bed. Ahem*graphic*. Break the bed. Now it won't creek.

I'm bored at work what should I do?
 
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Anna wrote:
I'm bored at work what should I do? LMAO =x Go ask your boss if s/he remembered to fax you the Cover letter to the TPX report, if they did then go get it, and memorize it.

My orange juice tastes bad b/c i'm eating chocolate with it, what should i do?
 
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I claims Naraku`s pelt :3 KUKUKU!!
r0o`s Challenge`s: GenderBender~Always Open.....Completing your Holiday Fic Challenge.....GM Challenge: OPEN!.....
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