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#36773
Nisou Tenshi
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Just burn it. Then you won't have any laundry to do.

I need to use the restroom. What should I do?
 
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#36774
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 0
Just use your pants. That's what they're there for.

I have no money. What should I do?
 
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#36775
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 216
Rob a bank, make sure to get the lolly!

I smell like c0okies, what should i do?
 
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#36777
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 4
Bathe in acid! Then the cookie smell will be gone!

I have a tooth ache, what should I do?
 
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#36779
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 1
Yank it out.

I have PMSing, what should I do?
 
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#36819
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Take an axe to your ovaries, you'll never have to deal with that anymore! My niece and nephew are driving me insane. What should I do?
 
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#36822
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 26
Tie them up and stuff them in a broom closet. They wouldn't bother you then... though they could still make a lot of noise, but that's why radios were invented, right? Just crank up the volume!

I'm afraid of heights. What should I do?
 
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#36823
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Face your fears! Climb Mt. Everest and jump off. You may die but it's a risk you should take!! Help!! I'm an arachnophobic. What should I do?
 
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#36832
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 10
Dress up like spiderman and run around your local mall doing sidery things. If anyone gets on your just tell them your doing adversion therepy.

I have abnormally small feet, what should I do?
 
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#36835
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 25
Find a local freak show and see if they have a position open for someone with petite feet.

I can't seem to get warm. What should I do?
 
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set yourself on fire, you'll be really hot then.

I've got Flowers growing in my living room. What should i do?
 
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#36839
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 4
Burn down your house!!

I am mad, what should I do? O_o
 
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#36841
Hoshi Phoenix
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Get the lawn mower after those flowers! Evil things....

May neighbors are being loud what should I do?
 
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#36842
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 1
Throw eggs at their house and turn up your music!

These crackers are gross, what should I do?
 
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#36844
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Rip out your tongue so you cant taste them.

My dog splashed me when i gave him a bath, i smell like vanilla wet dog, what should i do?
 
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#36851
Lady Orrin
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 13
mmmmm vanilla, I bet your dog tastes good, lick 'em.

There's a stranger at my door with rope and a mask what should I do??
 
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When all else fails...read the directions.
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#36852
Kirai
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 34
let him in it may be fun!

I'm crying what should i do?
 
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#36853
Lady Orrin
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 13
Well, of course your crying, your chipmunks left you and my yetti won't play with you

Get a friend to kick you when your down and have them eat all your pies.

I had a fabulos time last month with a masked stranger and I may be carrying his love child, how should I tell him, when I don'teven know what he looks like??
 
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#36856
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post a detailed blog on facebook, twiter, and a youtube account of your smex life and he should show right back up, ignore all calls from your mother til its born and you can show her the cute wee-you to throw her off.

I want waffles...what should i do?
 
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#36992
kimakaanna
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Well make them! But try a new recipe. You know the usual ingredients for waffles but then add some rat poison for that extra kick! I promise it'll hit the spot

My feet are killing me! What do I do?!
 
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#36994
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 25
Chop those suckers off. No feet = no pain!

My tummy aches. What should I do?
 
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#36996
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
I like your logic! Hehe! You gotta teach that stomach of yours a lesson; show it who's boss! Take a scalpel and stab it a few times. It demonstrates 'If you hurt me, I hurt you!'
 
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#37003
Mistress Sianna
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 26
Kimakaanna, you didn't ask a question girl!

I'll ask one in your place.

I have the strangest desire to go outside in the cold and dance for nickels, what should I do?
 
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Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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#37008
Madison
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 29
I say do it, go in a very busy public place, oh and do it naked, you'll get more nickels, or even dollar bills with some luck.

I found out my boyfriend's cheating, what should I do?
 
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#37015
kimakaanna
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 2 Months ago Karma: 8
Here's what you do: You make him undergo a home-made surgery preventing him from ever cheating on you again 'wink wink' Heck, after the operation he may never have eyes for another woman again. As for tools to use, I say you use a scythe (borrow that sucker from the Grim reaper if you have to!)

I feel guilty for eating some greasy pizza. What do I do?!
 
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