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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 8 |  
                        | Just burn it. Then you won't have any laundry to do.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 0 |  
                        | Just use your pants. That's what they're there for.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 216 |  
                        | Rob a bank, make sure to get the lolly! 
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 4 |  
                        | Bathe in acid! Then the cookie smell will be gone!    
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 1 |  
                        | Yank it out.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 8 |  
                        | Take an axe to your ovaries, you'll never have to deal with that anymore! My niece and nephew are driving me insane. What should I do? |  |  
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 26 |  
                        | Tie them up and stuff them in a broom closet. They wouldn't bother you then... though they could still make a lot of noise, but that's why radios were invented, right? Just crank up the volume!
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                        | Face your fears! Climb Mt. Everest and jump off. You may die but it's a risk you should take!! Help!! I'm an arachnophobic. What should I do? |  |  
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 10 |  
                        | Dress up like spiderman and run around your local mall doing sidery things. If anyone gets on your just tell them your doing adversion therepy.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 25 |  
                        | Find a local freak show and see if they have a position open for someone with petite feet. 
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 216 |  
                        | set yourself on fire, you'll be really hot then.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 4 |  
                        | Burn down your house!!    
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 8 |  
                        | Get the lawn mower after those flowers! Evil things....
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 1 |  
                        | Throw eggs at their house and turn up your music!
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 216 |  
                        | Rip out your tongue so you cant taste them.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 13 |  
                        | mmmmm vanilla, I bet your dog tastes good, lick 'em.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 34 |  
                        | let him in it may be fun!
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 13 |  
                        | Well, of course your crying, your chipmunks left you and my yetti won't play with you         
Get a friend to kick you when your down and have them eat all your pies.
 
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 216 |  
                        | post a detailed blog on facebook, twiter, and a youtube account of your smex life and he should show right back up, ignore all calls from your mother til its born and you can show her the cute wee-you to throw her off.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 8 |  
                        | Well make them! But try a new recipe. You know the usual ingredients for waffles but then add some rat poison for that extra kick! I promise it'll hit the spot     
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 25 |  
                        | Chop those suckers off. No feet = no pain!
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 8 |  
                        | I like your logic! Hehe! You gotta teach that stomach of yours a lesson; show it who's boss! Take a scalpel and stab it a few times. It demonstrates 'If you hurt me, I hurt you!' |  |  
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 26 |  
                        | Kimakaanna, you didn't ask a question girl!
 I'll ask one in your place.
 
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 29 |  
                        | I say do it, go in a very busy public place, oh and do it naked, you'll get more nickels, or even dollar bills with some luck.
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                        | Re:Bad Advice Column  15 Years, 9 Months ago | Karma: 8 |  
                        | Here's what you do: You make him undergo a home-made surgery preventing him from ever cheating on you again 'wink wink' Heck, after the operation he may never have eyes for another woman again. As for tools to use, I say you use a scythe (borrow that sucker from the Grim reaper if you have to!)
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