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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 52
"I have a confession to make; I'm gay"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 18
"Hakunamatta. It means no worries, for the rest of your days."

"Tell me, does this make me look fat?"

"It's a great time to be a girl!"
(Lol, that's my Uncle's quote when he use to get forced into playing Barbie with me, my little sister, and his little sister.)
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 32
Kagome, my pretty, I thought you'd never figure out I'm a lesbian.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 9
Possessed wrote:
Ka-go-me is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son


Possessed, you so get karma for that. You managed to make Sesshomaru into Michael Jackson. I don't know if I should be awed or frightened.

Of course you realize I now must bring forth the Hammer...

"Half-breed...
...You cannot touch this."
*breaks out parachute pants and gets down*
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 0
I LOVE Hammer!
(You know, Indigo_miko, I find your comments most amusing...I'm still giggling about the snake throwing up.)

"It's a youkai thing, you would not understand."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
Indigo_miko wrote:
Possessed wrote:
Ka-go-me is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son


Possessed, you so get karma for that. You managed to make Sesshomaru into Michael Jackson. I don't know if I should be awed or frightened.

Of course you realize I now must bring forth the Hammer...

"Half-breed...
...You cannot touch this."
*breaks out parachute pants and gets down*


I agree with the micheal jackson thing, but doesn't he already wear parachute pants:woohoo: ?


"Eeewww, blood! It's like going to never get out of my hair! This bitch is not pleased."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 5
Sesshoumaru: *places on glasses* "Let me tell you this...Masturbation is a natural thing! Every human/demon has masturbated at least once...Unless you're a TRUE monk. *glare at miroku* Anyways..."

Use your mind to complete the rest of the speech.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
"You...you, pickled buttered flibbered pants!!"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
While flexing his bicep and pointing to his shoulder,

"Have you ever been to the gun show?"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 0
wawa, you are in rare form today!

Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 32
OOOOOHHH..Posessed....I challenge you to write a crackfic on that poem!

I'm a momma's boy.
 
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Master Weird-Outer of Dokuga. My tool of choice? A sentient sewing machine called Lord Ew that likes to spew technicoloured handkerchiefs embellished with the stuff that nightmares and crack-fics are made of.
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"I want my mommy!"
 
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"My grampa brings me iced lollies. Slurp."
 
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Master Weird-Outer of Dokuga. My tool of choice? A sentient sewing machine called Lord Ew that likes to spew technicoloured handkerchiefs embellished with the stuff that nightmares and crack-fics are made of.
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 9
Human mikos are all the fad amoung dog demons right now....I should get myself a miko...Hmm..*strokes chin then smirks evilly*

Bingo...*goes to find Kagome*
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 14 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 10
If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, c'mon baby let me know

My pen is mightier than my sword.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
Naqaashi wrote
OOOOOHHH..Posessed....I challenge you to write a crackfic on that poem!

I second that!!!


"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
 
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That is part of a song (Gigolo) originally done by Louis Prima, later covered by David Lee Roth (Van Halen). I'm not sure I'm worthy to do a crackfic justice, but I'll have a go. But, it will be after the story that is currently falling out of my pencil, stops. (Yes, a story. Worse yet, inspired by a comment from a 7 yr. old.)

wawa, I love that series of scenes in Airplane!


Coffee, Tea, or me?
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 32
Ooooh..a full-on story, Possessed? You're making me curious now....I can't wait till you start posting!


"If you like pina coladas.....buy this Sesshoumaru one from the nearest gogo bar."
 
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Master Weird-Outer of Dokuga. My tool of choice? A sentient sewing machine called Lord Ew that likes to spew technicoloured handkerchiefs embellished with the stuff that nightmares and crack-fics are made of.
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 8
Please Kagome call me Fluffy.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 26
*I his true form*

Do my ears look better up, or down?
 
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Pfft! I was gonna stop procrastinating, but I never got around to it.
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 8
F-R-E-E That spells free credit report.com baby
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 10
While holding his hand up to his neck,

"You must be this tall to ride this Sesshoumaru."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0
wawa said... While holding his hand up to his neck,

"You must be this tall to ride this Sesshoumaru."

I'll stand on my tiptoes...

"You're into piercing? I know a lot about penetration."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0
This Sesshomaru needs shoes with velcro.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 18
Not so much as what he wouldn't say, but what he wouldn't do:



Kisses to all!!
 
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