A Night in Chat
The Summoning of R0o
A Compilation of Chat, the Creation of Many Inventive Minds:
Cape-of-Superness Chaos, Priestess Skye, Rowdysgirl, Elifina,
Immortal Kagome, Exxie, Inuko-Chan, Hairann, Faye
And the incredible, inimitable, unique energizer bunny herself:
Sugar0o a/k/a darth r0o savior of mok0mok0
Once upon a night, lunacy descended upon the participants of Dokuga chat; whereby they conceived of the need to have the presence of r0ozilla amongst their numbers. And so the this tale begins.
***CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS enters the chat room.
PRIESTESS SKYE: wb chaos. You need to be less tasty to opo.
ROWDY: CHAOS!!!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Hi Rowdy. Where’s r0o?
ROWDY: Not here.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: We must have r0o.
Chaos pauses, thinking deep, chaotic thoughts.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: I know what must be done! We shall summon the r0o!
She brings out the supplies for r0o summoning.
ELIFINA(COLORING): <3<3 <3<3<3<3 lol
Cape-of-Superness Chaos draws a r0o summoning circle. Rowdy dances in r0oticipation. Cape-of-Superness Chaos brings out crossover bait and a summoning candle, then blows the r0o horn and does a rain dance.
ELIFINA(COLORING): LOL. Rain dance? You mean the r0o?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Jes, a rain dance.
ELIFINA(COLORING): r0o dance
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: no, the r0o dance is a sign of great joy and hyperness
ROWDY: Chaos, how can u summon with a rain dance? Do a r0o dance
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: the rain dance is a summon dance
ROWDY: but r0os are attracted by great joy and hyperness.
ROWDY: That, and sugar.
ROWDY: And chocolate.
Rowdy hands Cape-of-Superness Chaos much r0o attracting chocolate.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: but I will admit to doing the rain dance in r0ozilla suit
ROWDY: YOU HAVE ONE!!!!
Cape-of-Superness Chaos nods
ROWDY: and here I've been designing and sewing one
ELIFINA(COLORING): lol
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: gotta love e-bay
ROWDY: but mine doesn’t fit me cuz I’m not 8” tall
ELIFINA(COLORING): I do not see the r0o. I don’t think your dance or chocolate worked. try pocky.
ROWDY: Chaos, did you sprinkle chocolate inside the summoning circle?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: oh noes...I ate it all
ROWDY: CHAOS!
Cape-of-Superness Chaos blushes.
ROWDY: that was BAD!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: oh no, it was delicious.
ROWDY: how are you going to summon r0ozilla without chocolate? Keep your focus, Chaos.
ROWDY: Summoning r0o.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: My mind is sending out THE CALL
ELIFINA(COLORING): Yus, what’s the chant to summon the r0o? I will join in then.
Rowdy gives r0o-summoning chocolate to Chaos. Cape-of-Superness Chaos resists eating it and sprinkles it around the circle.
ROWDY: Now, Chaos, this chocolate is specifically formulated to attract r0os.
Cape-of-Superness Chaos lights r0o-shaped candle. Rowdy begins to chant.
ROWDY: r0o R0o R0O
Elifina (coloring) lol
ROWDY: r0o R0o R0O
Rowdy dances around circle chanting r0o. Cape-of-Superness Chaos blows crossover horn while shaking a box of Sugar0os. Rowdy beats back a sudden influx of marauding mokomokos after the Sugar0os. Cape-of-Superness Chaos lights summoning circle on fire to hold back the mokomokos. Rowdy screams warnings as the mokomokos begin to climb the trees above the circle. Cape-of-Superness Chaos slams emergency moonwalk inflator button for protection.
ROWDY: lol
Rowdy grabs a hook-on-a-stick and starts hauling mokomokos out of the trees.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: o.o
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: What are you do0o0oing???
Rowdy grabs the mokomokos and starts flinging them at Hairann – SHE knows what to do with them!
ROWDY: What do you mean? What am I doing?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Ohhhh, okay. Whew! Lol! I thought mokomoko had seduced you.
ROWDY: I’m protecting the sugar0os and your purity. I live with cats - mokomoko hasn't got a chance.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Thank goodness you weren't under their spell. I didn't want to have to knock you out with this baseball bat.
Cape-of-Superness Chaos swings and sends a mokomoko flying.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: You know what is awesome?
ROWDY: What? *Rowdy asks, tying two mokomokos together.*
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: We’re in the middle of a big cat rescue reserve.
***IMMORTAL KAGOME enters the room.
ROWDY: We are?
Cape-of-Superness Chaos gestures and mokomokos start to scream as the super kitties attack.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Welcome
ROWDY: Chaos and I are trying to summon r0o…
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Hey Cape!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: and we are in the middle of fighting off the mokomoko horde.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Ooohhh r0o! Oh r0o, where are you?
ROWDY: Chaos brought out a box of sugar0os and now we're overrun by mokomokos
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: *Shrugs* It seemed like a good idea at the time
Cape-of-Superness Chaos hits a mokomoko home run.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Uh oh, run for your lives it’s the mokomoko's.
Rowdy chants r0o R0o R0O as she stomps on fallen mokomokos
IMMORTAL KAGOME: hahahah
Suddenly there is silence. Rowdy grabs a flying mokomoko and throws a perfect pitch to Chaos. All they can hear are crickets and the flames of the summoning circle. Cape-of-Superness Chaos swings and: CRACK!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: WHOA!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Yep. And it’s a homerun for Cape! That was so awesome!!!!
ROWDY: OUTTA THE PARK!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: No, more like booommmmm…It’s outta here!
ROWDY: INTO ORBIT!!!
The other mokomokos stop to evaluate their desire for the sugar0os.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: The stupid fluff ball broke my bat!!!
Cape-of-Superness Chaos considers sharp pointy edge...and smirks evilly. Rowdy eyes an outraged Chaos now armed with a stubby spear.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Well next time use a metal bat, silly.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Here mokomokos.
The mokomokos all shudder.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Hahahahaha and they’re like run for your lives; Chaos is going to kill us.
The mokomokos are caught between a raging Chaos with a sharp object and the flames of the summoning circle.
ELIFINA(COLORING): Lol.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: muw-ha-haha.
Rowdy tosses a shivering, pitiful mokomoko towards Chaos.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Uh oh, Chaos is going to go on a killing spree of mokomoko's.
Cape-of-Superness Chaos stabs and twirls, gracefully catching the mokomoko on her spear point.
ROWDY: *Chanting* chaos Chaos CHAOS chaos Chaos CHAOS chaos Chaos CHAOS.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Ohhh, mokomoko pasta!
Cape-of-Superness Chaos puts the mokomoko into fire and burns all the fur off.
ROWDY: Ew!
Rowdy’s not that hungry.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Chaos! Chaos! Chaos!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Eh, that smells horrible! Like burnt sugar!
Rowdy covers nose to keep burning fur stench out. Cape-of-Superness Chaos throws it to a hungry tiger. The tiger just paws it looking at it funny. Rowdy claps at Cape-of-Superness Chaos’ inventiveness.
ELIFINA (COLORING): mm tigger
Cape-of-Superness Chaos glares at tiger.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: EAT IT!
The tiger quickly eats it and runs away. Rowdy sprinkles fish oil on the other mokomokos. Cape-of-Superness Chaos pulls out a Subway style topping bar and a big cleaver.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: NEXT!
Rowdy steps back behind a tree.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: she slices and dices
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: oh no! Rowdy!!!!
Rowdy shoves 5 mokomokos out of hiding.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: tee-hee-he good team work
Cape-of-Superness Chaos decapitates the furry worms.
ROWDY: no damned mokomoko will overcome us!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: yeah, you got that right
ROWDY: we gotta get rid of these furry worms; then we can go back to the r0o summoning!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: feed them to the sharks
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: We have sharks?? Sweet!
Rowdy waves land sharks over.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: here sharks here are some mokomokos to eat
Rowdy laughs as sharks begin to circle mokos.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: ohhh! *laughs like Dr.Evil and activates the laser beams on their heads*
ROWDY: LOL
IMMORTAL KAGOME: And they start shivering in fear saying please don't eat us
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: O.O
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: mokomoko's can talk??? Rowdy!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: no but they’re saying it with their eyes
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: whew
ROWDY: only when they have Tenseiga
IMMORTAL KAGOME: oh well, poor mokomokos
Rowdy boldly grabs 2 mokos and tosses them to the sharks.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: So if Tenseiga is here, then by default so is our smexy demon lord!
ROWDY: NO MERCY!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: munch munch
Suddenly, there is only one moko left!
ELIFINA(COLORING): lol - food maniacs
Rowdy tosses shark repellant to Chaos. Then Immortal Kagome spots 10 more mokomokos hiding up in a tree.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: negative, those are dead mokomokos
Rowdy tosses Immortal up the tree.
ROWDY: oops! too late!
IMMORTAL KAGOME: don't matter sharks will eat anything
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: throw them into the fire, won't you, Immortal?
ROWDY: sorry, IK, my bad
IMMORTAL KAGOME: no harm no foul
The last mokomoko races behind a bush while Immortal Kagome tosses the dead mokomokos into the fire.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: get that one behind the bush please, Chaos
Suddenly, Cape-of-Superness Chaos, IK and Rowdy freeze.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: I is frozen?
The bush parts
IMMORTAL KAGOME: Uh oh why are we frozen?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: yes...
Because Sesshoumaru steps out of the bush.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: YES!
Holding the last mokomoko in his hand.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: What is he going to do?
He looks at Cape-of-Superness Chaos, IK and Rowdy – sternly. Cape-of-Superness Chaos twitches. Rowdy squees. Immortal Kagome drops to her knees, bowing.
SESSHOUMARU: Foolish mortal wenches *his deep, sexy voice booms.*
ROWDY: Badaboom!
ELIFINA(COLORING): hahaha
Immortal Kagome is not even looking at Sesshoumaru.
ELIFINA(COLORING): I’M no Wench! *shakes threatening fist at the Demon Lord*
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Wench?
SESSHOUMARU: You have missed one!
Immortal Kagome is still bowing. Rowdy drops to her knees in awe beside Immortal Kagome. Cape-of-Superness Chaos’ twitches again.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: you egotistical walking sex-pot!
Only Cape-of-Superness Chaos dares to face the Lord of the West, her minions kneel before the incredibly awesome smexiness of the Demon Lord.
EXXIE – SKETCHING SCENE: What have you guys gotten into? *Shakes head*
Immortal Kagome, from bowed position, holds out her hands to receive the mokomoko; while Cape-of-Superness Chaos stalks up to Lord Sesshoumaru with a glint in her eye. He lifts a lip, revealing one pearly fang. Cape-of-Superness Chaos shivers in delight. Cape-of-Superness Chaos grabs the mokomoko and SNAP! But then Sesshoumaru grabs her.
Immortal Kagome is still holding out her hands for the mokomoko in a bowed position, her eyes and mouth open wide in astonishment at Cape-of-Superness Chaos’ boldness.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: There; I broke the thing’s spine
***INUKO-CHAN enters the chat room
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Now...
INUKO-CHAN: ...
INUKO-CHAN: why do i always come in at the bad part of the conversation?!
ROWDY: we're summoning r0o
INUKO-CHAN: ...
There is some debate over what happens next. Cape-of-Superness Chaos maintains that she drags the smexy, hawt Demon Lord into the woods, while Rowdy swears he whirls away into the darkness, Cape-of-Superness Chaos still in his arm, not struggling.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: go chaos, go chaos
INUKO-CHAN: she is gonna kill you for killing mokomoko
INUKO-CHAN: =_=
ROWDY: we won't tell her then
They all look up at the sound of trailing voices…
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: ...Now let’s see you call me a wench in a different situation, hmm?
Rowdy looks at Inuko-Chan and Immortal Kagome.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: what?
INUKO-CHAN: o.o
INUKO-CHAN: what I do?
ROWDY: we'll have to start the summoning charm all over again
IMMORTAL KAGOME: not me!
Rowdy waves as she begins to draw a new circle.
IMMORTAL KAGOME: bye bye
ROWDY: oh fine, leave me to summon r0o on my own
Cape-of-Superness Chaos suddenly reappears inside the circle.
EXXIE - SKETCHING SCENE: gotta go guys
INUKO-CHAN: lol
*** IMMORTAL KAGOME left the room
EXXIE - SKETCHING SCENE: bye everyone ^^
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: hey, if you draw your circle inside mine it should be stronger
*** EXXIE - SKETCHING SCENE left the room
INUKO-CHAN: o~o
Rowdy does as ordered. Rowdy eyes Chaos.
ROWDY: Chaos, you’re glowing
INUKO-CHAN: …
Inuko-Chan stands back.
ROWDY: we are so cool
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: So Rowdy, I might be glowing now, but that is because I made plans for later
Cape-of-Superness Chaos smirks.
INUKO-CHAN: o.o
ROWDY: wait, what's that in your pocket? is that a dog whistle?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Kind of. It's tuned specially to Sesshomaru's frequency
ROWDY: is it... a demon dog whistle?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: It was a present from the Lord
Rowdy bows in deepest respect.
INUKO-CHAN: - -;
ROWDY: you have earned your Cape-of-Superness twice or thrice over now, Chaos. can you bring a friend?
INUKO-CHAN: o.o
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Rowdy, about bringing a friend
Cape-of-Superness Chaos tosses a small cell phone.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: I'll call and let you know
Rowdy catches the phone.
ROWDY: I'm trying not to drool or grovel, chaos.
INUKO-CHAN: lol
***Welcome to Dokuga Chat , SUGAR0O!
INUKO-CHAN: r0o!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: r0o!
Sugar0o revives mokomoko
ROWDY: R0O!
Inuko-Chan glomps!!!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: ROWDY!!!!
SUGAR0O: n0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o killing it again!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: it worked!
ROWDY: CHAOS it worked!!
SUGAR0O: I'll make it hump your legs
INUKO-CHAN: XD!!!
SUGAR0O: >:3
ELIFINA(COLORING): lol
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: whoa, r0o how did you know what was going on??
ROWDY: yeah
ROWDY: how?
SUGAR0O: jedi mind trix?
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: if it humps me, I'll break off its man bits
ROWDY: nope
INUKO-CHAN: <<
INUKO-CHAN: >>
ROWDY: inuko?
Inuko-Chan gives mokomoko sugar0os.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: Inu-chan, you traitor!
ROWDY: inuko, do you have something to confess?
Inuko-Chan ninja poofs.
ROWDY: lol
INUKO-CHAN: i lufs ju?
ROWDY: roflmao
Inuko-Chan pulls puppy pout.
*** SUGAR0O changed nickname to DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0 !
Cape-of-Superness Chaos huffs and turns her back.
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: >:3
ROWDY: yeah, butcha got us in trouble with r0o
INUKO-CHAN: O~O
darth r0o savior of mok0mok0 pounces you all! Inuko-Chan hides behind r0o. Cape-of-
Superness Chaos purrs and nuzzles, but growls at Inu-Chan.
ROWDY: R0o, Sesshoumaru threw the last one on the fire
Inuko-Chan nya XP.
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: lol
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: Sesshomaru's gunna get his butt kicked
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: >:l
darth r0o savior of mok0mok0 whips out Tensaiga and marches over to charred mokomoko's
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: okay I gotta find mokomoko original, and fred. The rest I'm fine without
ROWDY: including mokomama?
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: yeah I'm fine without her - she ate naraku
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: :l
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: good, because they were interfering with our r0o summoning frequency
ROWDY: I'm exhausted beating off mokomokos
INUKO-CHAN: lolz
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: though... fred eats bebe's
ROWDY: r0o, really, we had to do it
INUKO-CHAN: o.o
ROWDY: Chaos, IK and I were summoning you and they were after the chocolate and the
sugar0os
HAIRANN: pop pop pop pop pop...translation...sugar's here
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: I here
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: :3
ROWDY: we want skye to retrieve it for us so we can post it. it was a lot of fun
ROWDY: Skye! we need Skye!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: SKYE!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: ....lol should we attempt a Skye summon?
PRIESTESS SKYE: back
darth r0o savior of mok0mok0 pounces you.
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: o.o
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: I iz amazing
HAIRANN: nice summoning, chaos
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: lmao
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: <3 chaos
ELIFINA(COLORING): lol
FAYE: lol
Elifina(coloring) pokes @ Hairaan.
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: do monti!
DARTH R0O SAVIOR OF MOK0MOK0: make monti come back!!!
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: hold on, r0o, I need to rest my powers
ELIFINA(COLORING): ^o^/
INUKO-CHAN: lolz
CAPE-OF-SUPERNESS CHAOS: it took a lot out of me to get you here
PRIESTESS SKYE: lol, chaos
And the remainder of the evening followed its usual path when the r0o is present: energetic, frenetic and full of insanity!
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