I heard Wicked didn't want a thing to do with those shoes after Jaken had worn them!

Hey toads need love too and as long as he's not bothering me or mah girls I don't care what he does in his spare time.

Rumor has it Wick3d planned to burn the shoes if Jaken ever returned them, which he didn't, the little thief!

I heard Jaken forgot to return them because he got side-tracked by a lovely brunette in a bar in Brussels. I also heard that the brunette was actually LC Rose in disguise .

I heard Nefret knew Jaken would be at that bar and set LC up on a blind date with him. I also heard LC was not amused...

Now how did you know I was brunette?!?!?!?! And that's the SECOND time Jaken has had something for me. You are all lowly creatures....

I heard that it was Nefet pretending to be me (cause we all know, by now, that Jaken has something for me). She was hoping for a little bit of loving from those green beak like lips (which are really good down under ), but Jaken realized her trick right before he kissed her and ended up frying her hair with the staff of two heads!

And I do, too-- I restate-- have YIMs. Just look at what you have all done to me!!!

I heard Wick3d, who is still not convinced that LC's marbles are YI, threw a nekkid Sesshoumaru picture at her and ran away cackling!

I heard Nefret invested in a pink wig, secretly pleased that she no longer had to spend a fortune on shampoo. I also heard that Jaken was so heartbroken by LC Rose's betrayal that he wrote her an epic poem, and serenaded her drunkenly at 2 AM with it.

I also heard that LC found it so moving that she took Jaken to her bosom, and found out for herself just how good those lips really are.

I heard LC imagined it was Sesshoumaru the whoel time and Jaken died when she accidently called out the wrong name!

I heard LC wrapped up Jaken's body in a shower curtain and dropped him off at the Lost Lagoon.

So now I am a murderess? Might as well add flesh eating to that as well....


I heard that LC didn't throw his carcass away. She made a giant dinner for all her online friends, invited them over, and the main course was Jaken. No one realized until it was too late....

And I do so have YIMs!!!!

I heard LC's board signature betrays her claim!

I also head Wick3d did not partake in the Jaken feast as she prefers sausage.

Signature? What signature?!?! *looks around confused* I lay the blame on rOo!!!!


I heard that Wicked was given Jaken sausage to curb her need and she munched it wonderfully. I also heard that you people need to go to chat cause I'm bored there!

I heard that LC's culinary skills were nearly as remarkable as Possessed's, and that the dinner was a huge success. I also heard that Jaken goes well with ketchup.

I heard Wick3d was so disguted when she wound out what she had eaten that she forced Bank to pour bleach down her throat.

I heard Wick3d secretly enjoyed the Jaken sausage.

Blech! I heard that the ACTUAL Jaken sausage was chopped up into a salad and fed to Nef

i heard that Nefret and Wicked love the jaken food that they asked LC for the recipe now i hear that they are currently hunting jaken for thier next meal. To bad that only Kira knows where the jaken tribes are and isn't cheap either

I heard LC managed to brew a powerful Jaken repellant, thus saving her from any further encounters with him, and from high-society dinners.

Unfortunately the Jaken repellant was an equally powerful Kaede attractant, and LC has been on the run from the old miko ever since.


(Sorry!)

I heard LC was so disgusted by the old miko that she doused Nef in the repellent/attractant and jumped in the mote of Castle Dokuga

I heard Nefret managed to sneak up behind Wick3d and give her a big hug, thus covering Wick3d in the repellant/attractant too, before heading for the hills.

I heard Wick3d in return rubbed herself all over Inuyasha, who had no idea what was going on, tehn promptly made Bank give her a sponge bath

I heard Bankotsu enjoyed the spongebath so much that he "accidentally" spilt more repellant/attractant on Wick3d.

I also heard LC Rose managed to get Sesshoumaru himself to spongebathe her, and she hasn't been heard from since.

I heard Wick3d also enjoyed the spongebath while she dreamed it was actually Jakotsu...

I also heard Sesshoumaru ate mushrooms and that's why he was so apt to go with LC

I heard LC is secretly a Hobbit, and thus is quite attractive to Sesshoumaru in his mushroom-induced haze.

I also heard that Bankotsu is not-so-secretly in love with Wick3d.

I heard that LC is NOT a hobbit and Fluffy loves her all the same. I also heard that Nefret wishes she were a hobbit because Nefret has a hobbit fetish.


*sorry...don't swing that way!!!*