I love Miley Cyrus!!!

Naraku is the sexiest man alive.

Perchance one could try some of that... "ma-su-ka-ra" substance you were applying to your eyelashes...? This one thinks it would highlight his eyes in a most becoming manner!

I want a woman who can dominate me. I hate being in charge.

"This Sesshomaru is anything but perfect..."

I wish to have a threesome with your two mikos little brother. (Smirks evilly)

Sesshoumaru 'For the last time miko that dress is gold and white!'

Kagome looks at the Dressgate picture on her phone. 'No its not, its blue and black!!'

"This Sesshomaru will take you Naraku and you Kinky Hoe (kikyo) as my mates for all eternity"

(I would kill someone if Sesshomaru mated with Kikyo!!!!!)

Jaken, if I used the jewel and wished for you to transform into a girl, would you be my mate?

*Flushed cheeks, mouth open on a gasp*
"Monk! How dare you put your lecherous hand on this Sesshoumaru's posterior!"
*Slaps him*
"...Do it again."

"I think I am getting a little fat around the middle, maybe its all those burgers Inuyasha's wench makes me consume."

I wish to compromise little brother. Let us have a civilized discussion over some of your miko's Ramen.

I always love to hear jaken singing

Scooby doo is such a cowarwd. He gives dogs everywhere a bad name. Why if he were a mighty demon such as myself he still would be a cowarwd. (Looks down) oh god! Is that what I think it is? Eeek! A mouse! (Screams running away)

You are correct and this Sesshomaru was wrong.

Eeek! Oh my gods, Kagome, they're restarting the powerpuff girl cartoon!

Naraku would look so good in drag!

This Sesshomaru could never conquer the world!

I'd kiss inuyasha for a Klondike bar. Pucker up little brother!

Sesshomaru: *stops suddenly* "It would appear that I am experiencing an internal battle. The outcome could mean life, or death."

Jaken: "My lord! Do you mean to tell me that a horde of demons have been trapped in your belly, and mean to rip you to shreds! How very vile and cruel! This must be the work of Naraku!"

Sesshomaru: "Be quiet, Jaken. I only need to create gas. Then, the battle will be won."

*fart*

Sesshomaru: "I have been deemed the victor. Let's go, Jaken." *turns to walk away*

Jaken: "My lord, you are most dashing indeed! Even your gas has a scent most pleasent!"

"Rin... you must do what I say and only do what I say!"

"This Sesshomaru is far too clean. Jaken, soil This One."

LOLOL That's funny! StormieLikeWeather wrote:
"This Sesshomaru is far too clean. Jaken, soil This One."

"Not only have I sharpened your blade, Inuyasha, but also... your mind. I daresay... you are smarter then me, little brother."

I will wish for you to become a full demon inuyasha. Then we can be the brothers we should have been all along.

I LAUGHED TO TEARS AT THIS. TO TEARS, I SAY