Smittee's Cafe-Part One!
These occurrences are written as best as Smittee can remember, without going into quadruple detail, making this Smittee unable to finish writing all that happened before next year. This is merely a detailed summary on all that has occurred in parts. If I miss anything large within these details, feel free to contact me, so that I may add them in. Remember, this is only Part One, so it will not have anything too recent. Thank you.
Soon after the Grand Opening of Smittee's Cafe, there came the quick and pleasurable capture of three demon men, only one seeming to enjoy this predicament. Then, shortly after that, forcing them to sign contracts, with only one of them didn't seem upset about that either. They now worked for me, being waiters and putting on shows on stage. These men were Sesshomaru, Inu Papa, and Koga. One can probably guess which one wanted to rip my head off. Then, shortly after, more were hired. There came Hiten and Bankotsu. We had, at first, Teen Shippo doing deliveries. He kept stealing the lolly pops, and was soon no longer delivery boy. Then Totosai, Myoga, and Hacchi were the delivery men. They soon vanished. Nobunaga came, and was very good at it, until Kanna decided she would be our delivery girl. Nobunaga tried to get the job again, and was suddenly relinquished of his soul by Kanna, hence his life was no more. Apparently one does not take her delivery and kidnapping services job. (Which, by the way, she still likes to kidnap characters, and ship them in boxes to us. Although, she tends to forget to punch air holes in the boxes, so we have to get the people out quickly.)
It was through Kanna's kidnappings that we tried to make Sesshomaru, who we now love to call Lord Grumpy Pants, at least a little happier. We special delivered to him Kagome, who only seemed to not want to be near him, no matter how many times her picked her up bridal style to his room. At the same time, Hiten and Bank seemed to be on a flirting-with-women competition. While this occurred, Monti, who was hired by Smittee, was playing with Bank, Hiten, and Koga's hair, whether it be one at a time, or just braiding the trio together.
If I remember correctly, soon came around Skye's birthday, hence the reason I will start Part Two soon. During the birthday time, when 2-3 people had a birthday, many crazy things began to occur.