Chat Room Weirdness by Yomeko2
Randomness
Chat Room Weirdness
A/N: I'm kinda sorry about how this is but my Sister is VERY weird and couldn't think of chat names sry. Also about Sesshou he is Sesshy's inner demon. Yes very weird but like I said she is an....interesting person. So this is not me it is my Older sister. She decided that Sesshou should actually be here in real life.
My Older Sister: He Needs To Be!!!! I'm Serious!!! Btw they are all in the same college and in close dorm rooms. Just so you know.
Kagome has signed on.
Sesshoumaru has signed on.
Sesshou has signed on.
Miroku has signed on.
Inu-Yasha has signed on.
Sango has signed on.
Shippo has signed on.
Rin has signed on.
Kouga has signed on.
Kikyou has signed on.
Kagome: I KNOW YOU!!! *POINTS* AND YOU AND YOU!
Sesshou: Well Duh we all kinda know each other
Kagome: I'm weird leave me alone!
Sango: SO anyways how is everyone?
Sesshou: Well I'm pretty good but I'm kinda lonely cuz there are no girls around me anymore! I NEED LUVIN'!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: STFU
Sesshou: If you hadn't locked me in a cage with only a computer for entertainment I wouldn't be like this....nor would I be here right now.
Miroku: With Women? I'd be with him.
Inu-Yasha: That didn't sound right.
Miroku: >. What do u care? It's not like you could get a chick anyway.
Inu-Yash: Yes I could. Who says I want one anyway.
Kikyou: Who wouldn't want a chick? Especially one like me.
Kagome: Shut Up you stupid Whore!!!
Kikyou: Whatever you're just jealous cause you can't get none.
Kagome: I've already got some.
Kikyou: Yeah like a million years ago.
Shippo: What are you talking about? Why are you so mean to each other.
Sango: Ack! When did little kids get in here?
Rin: We've been here since the beginning.
Shippo: Of time...
Sesshoumaru: What's the meaning of life than?
Shippo: ..... To be cute like me and Rin.
Kouga: To find a way to get my woman.... Kagome.
Kagome: I ain't your Woman Jackass!
Kikyou: But he's so hotttt!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Sesshoumaru and Sesshou are hotter.
Sesshou: Yes! I knew it!
Sesshoumaru:....
Sango: Y'all don't know what you're talking about. Miroku is fucking fine.
Inu-Yasha: What about me?
Kagome: No one cares about you.
Inu-Yasha: *cries* you skank.
Kagura has signed on.
Kagura: Awwww! I love you Inu-Yasha! *Glomps Inu-Yasha*
Inu-Yasha: get away from me woman. You see this is why I don't want a chick!!!
Kagome: O.o' Ok now I feel a little tinny tiny bit sorry for you.
Inu-Yasha: Bitch!
Kikyou: He he I don't feel sorry for you. You douche!
Kagome: Wait! I'll brb.
Sesshou: ?
Kagome: Back and with Pocky! Yum!
Sesshoumaru: Pocky? Hmmmm....
Sesshoumaru has logged off.
Kagome: Where did he go?
Sesshou: WAIT TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!
Kagome: I doubt he cares or can hear you.
Sesshou: I screamed it too.
Inu-Yasha: so that's what that was.
Sesshou: Sry I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
Kagome: Hold on someone's at my door.
Miroku: I have a bad feeling about this.
Miroku: Drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Kagome: Uhhhh guys Sesshoumaru is here for my Pocky. Yeah weird huh?
Sango: I figured as much. He said he ate the rest of his today.
Kouga: Sesshoumaru get the fuck out of my woman's room!
Kagome: Now why should I do that?
Inu-Yasha: Sesshoumaru is that you?
Kagome: It might be.
Shippo: Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: -.-'
Kikyo: wtf was that for?
Kagura: Inu-Yasha!!! Will you come to my room?
Inu-Yasha: Pfft. No! God damnit!
Kagura: But I have Pocky.
Inu-Yasha: no you don't we all know you don't like pocky.
Kagura: damnit.
Kikyou: Kouga I'll Be your woman!
Kouga: ~.^ Sounds nice.
Kagome is AFK: Away From Keyboard
Sango: O.O ?
Miroku: Kagome are you there?
Inu-Yasha: it just said away from keyboard you dumbass!
Shippo: -.-' have you guys already forgotten us?
Rin: Most likely
Sango: Gah! Inu-Yasha cover your shit filled mouth before their virgin ears are hurt!
Inu-Yasha: you're just as bad!
Sesshou: have you all forgotten the caged doggy???
Kagome: Kagome smells like Pocky. She says I Smell like Doritos.
Sesshou: Hello! I'm cold and alone I need love and cuddles!!!
Kikyou: ? How do you know what each other smell like?
Kagome:..... Well I went to kiss her and in close proximity she smells like Pocky. And I smell like Doritos she said. She's tasty.
Inu-Yasha has logged off.
Kikyou: They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? Or someone tries to arrest me?
Kagome: shit
Kouga: what did we just say about swearing near little children!
Kagome: Nothing I didn't read anything of the sort
Kikyou: I knew you were a stupid bitch
Kagome: This is Sesshoumaru
Kikyou: uhhhhhh. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Cya!
Kikyou has logged off.
Sesshou: I'm leaving because no one cares for me!
Kagome: Wait this is Kagome and I LOVE YOU SESSHOU!!!!
Sesshou: *cries* I love you too but honestly it is my bedtime so says Sesshoumaru.
Kagome: >. I hate bedtimes
Sesshou: Bye-Bye!
Sesshou has Logged off.
Kouga: Gotta check up on my other woman now Cya Kags!
Kouga has signed off.
Kagome: now I can blackmail him.
Rin: Me and Shippo gotta go now!
Shippo and Rin have logged off.
Miroku: I'm gonna run to my dear Sango's room now!
Miroku has logged off.
Sango: Cya Kagome I gotta barricade my door.
Kagome: Bye Sango Cya tomorrow!
Sango has logged off.
Kagura: I can't stay with only you now.
Kagome: I hate you even more now.
Kagura has Logged off.
Kagome has logged off.
Sango is still barricaded in her room while Miroku is pleading with her to come in.
Kagome and Sesshoumaru simply locked the door to the Dorm and to Kagome's room and Inu-Yasha is still yelling for Kagome.
Kagura is trying to get over her fear of Pocky.
Kikyou still doesn't know that Kagome is also Kouga's woman...in his mind.
Shippo and Rin still are trying to get their parent's to tell them what the others were saying.
Sesshou is still stuck in his cage.
Part one done! When my sister is feeling weird we might make number 2 and we will try to keep going. And about Prophecy. High school started after I started it so I'm going to try and do more of it but later sry!
Celestial Maiden
My Sister: Hehehe I have big boobs