Kagome Higurashi's Super Secret Mission by EternalRose21
Kagome Higurashi's Super Secret Mission
Kagome Higurashi's Super Secret Mission
this is my first hummor fic, i know i havent updated in a looooooong time but i just thought of this and i hope u like it! its the first story i accually finished!
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Hello, my name is Kagome Higurashi, and I have a mission. My mission, if I choose to except it, which I do. Is not simple, it will be the biggest challenge I have ever faced. Bigger than gathering the shikon shards, bigger than kicking both demon-boi and kikyo-hoe's asses. Even bigger than that stupid history test,
[WHICH I SHOULD HAVE ACED SINCE I EXPERIENCED IT! ]
no this is bigger than any of that, my mission, which is really big by the way, it to finally figure out what that damned fluffy thing is on sesshomaru's shoulder!
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Here I am, it is 0:600 hours in counting and I have no clue what time it is. Beside me is my poor gay friend, hojo, formally known as hobo; the gay clown.
Sadly the gayness is my fault, you see, gramps was talking about one of my 'notorious' diseases to hobo, *cough* I mean hojo as I has appeared out of the well. In an apparently desperate attempt to show how sick I was he rubbed some of his hemorrhoid ointment on my face. I never did forgive him for that, anyhow hojo was so grossed out he swore of females for life. Though I don't ask, I think he is fighting with the reincarnated jakotsu over the reincarnated bankotsu, and I wish them the best of luck.
After I had cleared my face, I told him everything. Truthfully he didn't seem that surprised, though I was kinda creepy when out of the blue he shot his fist in the air and yelled ' Finally! I figured out those messed up dreams about a girl in a green school girl outfit, helping me out when I was going to burn the celestial robe of who-ever it belonged to!!''
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So anyways here he is. Sesshomaru, our wild 'beast' as we like to call him. He is sitting only a few yards away from us, kinda wondering why he can't smell us, I mean with all that perfume hojo puts on.......*achoo!*
Oh yea! Its allergy season, and fluffy has a cold, not like he'll ever let anyone know of course, but me with my supper-awesome sickness faking skills can tell his cold is real.
And I for one am proud of than not really considered a skill, skill. Anyways me and hojo are camped out in a big tree directly across from him, enjoying a bucket of pop corn while we watch him try to control his side kicks; toad-man, and the hugganator!
Well anyways about 20 minutes later, they were all asleep, even the grate sesshomaru! And what I sight that was, big bad sesshomaru lay fast asleep, he slept like a baby too, I mean when I accidentally dropped my pair of symbols, which had mysteriously fallen out of my over stuffed yellow backpack, that HAD to lead to another dimension were a bunch of people HAD to be reading about my totally messed up mission.
He Didn't even stir, though the toad did shut up yelling about wild chickens eating his balls, but he fell back asleep before I was seen. When I walked over to sesshomaru I had to hold in a bubble of giggles. There he was, the grand and powerful sesshomaru, with a pink dolly under his arm, sucking his thumb.
Ok you all know about those times when you know your not suppose to do something, weather it be because it bad, or dangerous or just because you know you probably won't survive it? Well kagome was going through one of those times. And sadly she gave into the temptation.
' hell yea, I can sell these babies for all there worth!' she thought gleefully as she snatched the camera from her incredibly full bag and started taking snapshots of him.
She didn't notice however, the incredibly handsome demon lord wake up, staring at the flashes of light in wonder. 'miraculous he thought, it must be a god telling me to bow down so that he may present me with a gift! I must follow his command!!!' sesshomaru thought as he suddenly rose to his full height.
" oh powerful god of flashes! I bow before you, amaze my fellow demons with your stupendous powers!!!" after his little chant. Sesshomaru started dancing a very old demon dance, but what cracked kagome and her little helper up. Was that the so called "sacred dance" was, in their time known as the MACARENA!
Kagome grinned up from her position on the ground. " hojo, my man are you getting this!?!" she yelled, trying to speak over her laughter. Hojo beamed holding up an old video camera " "got it all on tape" he said.
During sesshomaru's little dancing session which both of his charges had began to follow him inn doing so. A white furry object fell off sophomore's shoulder, and onto the ground! Kagome raced towards it a large Cheshire cat grin on her face. Grabbing a hold of the object she gasped! It was a.....
* KABOOM!!!!!*
Kagome jostled out of bed, awakened by the loud slamming of the door. Rubbing her eyes sleepily she looked up to see hell its self. Well at least that what was printed on her mate's face. " uh....sesshomaru my love, how are you this morning?" she asked her mate meekly. Staring up at him with big innocent blue eyes. " tell me love," sesshomaru said, his voice spat through gritting teeth. " what is this?" he growled holding up a neatly typed report of her mission, thoroughly detailed and in complete sentences. " what that old thing...hehehe, its um...nothing, nothing at all." She said pitifully, nervously looking around for any exits.
"if so love why does it say " Kagome Higurashi's super secret mission of finding out what that fluffy thing on sesshomaru's shoulder is"? Especially when you know that NO One, not even you are allowed to know what the fluffy thing on my shoulder is? Hummmm?" he questioned, glaring coldly at her. " um....oh did I just hear someone call my name? Better go see who wants me!" she said before she scrambled out of their large bed and dashed down the halls, covered only in a skimpy robe she had grabbed on the way out.
An angry growl seeped through the castle, as the sound's of the Great Lord Sesshomaru roar carried out. A small flee demon sat on a bunch of books in the royal dinning room. " lord Sesshomaru is PMSing again." He said giving a light sigh before going back to his tea. For this was a normal day for the occupants of the western Castle.
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If you wanted to know what happened to the other characters:
Hojo and jaken got together, after hojo when back to the modern era to get a gender transfer. They had 9 ugly kid all covered in warts.
Inuyasha, depressed after the death of his talking pot .aka. Kikyo, went far east, and fell in love with this crazy monkey demon girl who lived in ramen land, no one ever saw him after he left.
Sango and miroku, who weren't on the story at all, got married and had 20 boys, all as perverted as their father.
Rin the cute little girl who followed sesshomaru was heat broken when he matted kagome, so she ran off and be come " the hugganator" the super hero that protects the world with her powerful hugs!
And kagome is still running from sesshomaru, and will probably still be running for a long time, It doesn't; matter though, she need so run of that baby fat! Run kagome run!
THE END!!!