Tales from a Chatroom by Kissmekillmedangerously
Chatroom From Hell!
(Welcome SexyBack to ChatFromHell please don't burn up our Administrator Naraku can't put you out)
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-You have started a chat with ShikonLuvr91-
SexyBack: Hey Kagome
ShikonLuvr91: Hey Shippou, I'm going to invite Sango and Miroku you invite the rest alright?
SexyBack: Sure why not?
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SexyBack: Hey Sango-chan and Miroku....:-/
BadHand2000: What I don't get a chan either?
SexyBack: Nope sorry. I'm still angry w/ you about you-know-who...
KillMeADemon: Who?!
SexyBack: Sorry Sango man's business...
KillMeADemon: Fine, I'll get it out of you later....but for now I'm going to invite Sesshoumaru.
ShikonLuvr91: NO! WHY?! YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE THAT FROZEN ICICLE EXCUSE OF A MAN!!!
KillMeADemon: Haha that's why!
SexyBack: Poor Kagome... :*-( see I cry for you...ahahahahahaha!! LAMO ROTFLMAO!
ShikonLuvr91: I hate you... >:-(
BadHand2000: It's okay Kagome I understand how you feel
ShikonLuvr91: Aw Roku you are so sweet!
BadHand2000: Does that mean I can cop a feel on you tomorrow at school?
ShikonLuvr91: No it doesn't............................
KillMeADemon: ...
SexyBack: Haha Miroku's gonna get it!!!
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ShikonLuvr91: ...
Fluffgonebad: ...
SexyBack: ...fuck yew...
Fluffgonebad: Do you wish to die?
SexyBack: Nope...bet Kagome will kick your ass if you try ;-)
ShikonLuvr91: ...
KillMeADemon: Kags stop that
BadHand2000 grabs Sango's butt
KillMeADemon: O_O ...
KillMeADemon punches Miroku and knocks him the fuck out!
SexyBack: ^_^
Fluffgonebad: -_-
ShikonLuvr91: What is this make a japanese emoticon day?!
KillMeADemon: Damn pervert can't even keep his internet hands away from my ass...
BadHand2000: Ahh it's worth the pain :-D
SexyBack: Someone should invite idiot in here...he'd make this even more interesting
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SuperMutt: Ahh damnit ruined my "alone" time...
Fluffgonebad: Palmala Handerson and dirty smut magazines don't count
SuperMutt: Sure they do when they look Kagome!
SuperMutt: Fuck...I typed that out didn't I?
ShikonLuvr91: ...ew...
BadHand2000: Haha Kagome's got somebody who masturbates to her!!!
ShikonLuvr91: Sango...
KillMeADemon: On it :-)
SexyBack: You did it again Miroku
BadHand2000: What did I do this time?
KillMeADemon hits Miroku with a bat...then thinks about possibly castrating him...
BadHand2000: ...shit...
SexyBack: Told you so!
ShikonLuvr91: Shippou do you have Rin's homework assingments since she was sick today? She's asking me right now.
SexyBack: Uhm yeah invite her in!
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RogueFlower: Why am I in here? You all are crazy people with the exception of Kagome...maybe...
ShikonLuvr91: I resent that!
Fluffgonebad: Rin pay no attention to what these delusional people say...
RogueFlower: Hey everybody Sesshoumaru has the hots for Kagome!!!
ShikonLuvr91: ...
Fluffgonebad: ...*_*...
KillMeADemon: Ahahahahahahahahaha I knew it...
SexyBack: Now that Rin got that off his chest for him Kagome likes him as well...
ShikonLuvr91: Shippou I am so going to kill you when I see you
SexyBack: Now I know to avoid you at all costs :-)
ShikonLuvr91: I know where you sleep >:-) Bwhahaha
SuperMutt: Haha Fluffy's got a crush!
Fluffgonebad: At least I don't masturbate to girls who look like her!
SuperMutt: Aw damn :-(
BadHand2000: Anyone got a good porn site...I've been looking for the past 10 mins but can't find one...
SuperMutt: www.fuckyougood.com has lotsa good pics of girls...
Fluffgonebad: Yeah that look like Kagome! >:-(
ShikonLuvr91: Shit
SuperMutt: Uhm...anyone gonna invite Kikyo?
KillMeADemon: I guess I mean who wants to talk to a junkie like her?
SuperMutt: I don't know
BadHand2000: That's his way of saying I want to because she's the only one whose gonna fuck me tonight!
SuperMutt: Fucker...
BadHand2000: Now Now...
ShikonLuvr91: You are one sick puppy
RogueFlower: I agree...ew...
~Junkie4Luv has joined the chat~
SuperMutt: Hunny buns!!
Junkie4Luv: My little crack pipe I have missed you!
SuperMutt: I would've missed you more if you were Kagome ^_^
ShikonLuvr91: ...ew...
Fluffgonebad: Yeah...ew...
Junkie4Luv: Awww meth cake how could you say that?!
SuperMutt: She looks more alive than you do and I bet she gives better head...
ShikonLuvr91: Uhm what?!
Fluffgonebad: Well haha she does give better head...not that she's ever given me head *cough*cough*
KillMeADemon: Gasp!
SexyBack: Haha Go Sesshoumaru!!
ShikonLuvr91: You are so never getting laid again
Fluffgonebad: I can get laid just not by you...and they all suck at sex anyways
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RogueFlower: Who the fuck invited her?
superMutt: I didn't do it!
ShikonLuvr91: Grrr Snarl Snarl Rawr Grrrr
Fluffgonebad: I did...I dare you Kagome to kick my ass...
ShikonLuvr91: My pleasure icicle asssssssss!!!!
WindBitch21: OMG It's the SLUT CREW with exceptions of my Fluffer Nutter and Kikyo...
ShikonLuvr91: You are going doooowwwnnn....Bark Bark
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Fluffgonebad: Shit -_-
SuperMutt: Haha you are in for it now!
SuperMutt: I heard the doorbell!! I'll go get it brb...dun dun dun
WindBitch21: Aww Sess you can take the slut on I know you can
Fluffgonebad: You haven't seen her when she is pissed off...
WindBitch21: So I could take her on even if she was pissed off
KillMeADemon: Haha yeah right...
BadHand2000: Inuyasha you were right www.fuckyougood.com is a great site!!
KillMeADemon: ...you are so dead
SexyBack: Uhm I'm out of here :-/ Rin are you gonna come over to get the notes or should I come over to your house?
RogueFlower: Come to my house I'm sick remember ;-)
SexyBack: Okay dokay!
Fluffgonebad: Okay dokay...oh shit Kagome's here g2g!
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SuperMutt: Uhm Kikyo I see your drug dealer he wants you to go talk to him right this minute!
Junkie4Luv: Okay! Goodbye my little Meth Cake!!!
SuperMutt: ttyn!
-Junkie4Luv has signed off-
WindBitch21: She better not hurt my Sesshoumaru!
SuperMutt: Haha she's "hurting" him alright...
SuperMutt: By the sounds of it she's "hurting" him real good I mean bad >:-)
WindBitch21: She's so getting fucked up tomarrow!
SuperMutt: Haha she is sure getting fucked up right now!
WindBitch21: ARGHHHH!!!
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KillMeADemon: Miroku...
KillMeADemon: Miroku......
KillMeADemon: Miroku stop jacking off right this minute or I'm going to come over there and twist it off!
BadHand2000: ...
SuperMutt: Hahaha Bitch you are so pussy whipped!
BadHand2000: ...fuck yew...
KillMeADemon: I'm coming over right now okay?
BadHand2000: Sure
SuperMutt: Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit
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BadHand2000: What's wrong with you?
SuperMutt: I lost my password to pussygalore.com
BadHand2000: Just go videotape Kagome and Sesshoumaru...
SuperMutt: Not a bad idea...
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BadHand2000: Now where was I? Ah yes pussygalore.com and his password is dur hmm nice Inuyasha
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