Miko and the Ningen er Youkai by Raye:SesshyFan
~Chapter~1~The~Curse~
Raye:SesshyFan: Ya'll ready for the rewritten Miko and the Ningen er Youkai? Well today is your lucky day ^_^
Inuyasha: Keh, whatever
Raye:SesshyFan: Mu Ne Sai hanyou
Inuyasha: MAKE ME!
Raye:SesshyFan: (with an innocent voice) Sesshomaru...............
Sesshomaru: Hai?
Raye:SesshyFan:: I'll let you use the Tetsusaiga in the other story, during the war, IF you make him SHUT UP!
Sesshomaru: (smirks evily and cracks his knuckles) gladly........
Raye:SesshyFan: That's a good doggie ^_^ (pets Sesshomaru's tail and he starts to purr)
Inuyasha: Keh, like he CAN touch it!
Kagome: HE CAN!
Inuyasha: Nani?! HOW!?
Raye:SesshyFan: Just find out loud mouth..................or should I say, FOUL mouth!
Sesshomaru: (slashes at Inuyasha, which earns a scream)
Raye:SesshyFan: While Sesshomaru and Inu-girly demon XD fight, make sure you read this chappie! Okay? Arigato! Come on Sesshomaru! Kill him!
Miko and the Ningen er Youkai
Chapter 1
The Curse
In the Western Lands, an inu-youkai was a lord at the castle that ruled over it. He was cruel, emotionless and cold-hearted towards everyone, even his servants. He had long, silky, silver hair and his golden eyes were like ice that would CUT into your soul, making you shiver. He was a cold-hearted, inu-youkai who hated humans.........his name.........Sesshomaru.
On a stormy, night, worst than ANY other storm in the world, was over his lands tonight. Suddenly, there was a knock on the castle's big wooden doors. Sesshomaru walked all the way to the door with no emotion in his eyes or on his face. He opened the big, wooden doors that made a creek sound. 'Stupid servants, they should have fixed these doors already!'
An old woman was dressed in wool in the rain, getting all wet.
"Old hag, this castle is NOT an inn. Leave at once!" Sesshomaru said with an icy voice that was enough to freeze water.
"Hai, I know that, but please, let me stay just for tonight. It's raining so hard and I might get a very bad cold."
"Iie, I will not let you, a ningen, come into my castle!"
The old woman skin melted away and was a sorceress and said, "Your attitude is cruel and I see that your heart is cold like an icicle! I curse you to be the creature you hate the most and to break this curse, a human WOMAN has to fall in LOVE with you and vice versa. I will leave you this sword, Tenseiga, and it will light up on your 21st year and if you and she will fall in love before its light dims to nothing, you will be an inu-youkai again."
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes, which were getting red by the minute, and his fangs bared. "You dare to do that to I, Sesshomaru? I will kill you!"
The sorceress's size grew and she said, "Yes I dare to curse you! I am not afraid of you!"
Sesshomaru growled. "Everyone is SUPPOSED to be afraid of me! What if I DON'T do what you say?"
"If you don't fall in love with her, you will remain as a human for the REST of your LONELY, no good, LIFE!"
After that, the sorceress disappeared in thin air and the curse played in, making his castle dark and dreary.
His servants, Jaken, Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Raye, watched his silver hair go black, his magenta strips, navy crescent moon, and tail disappeared. Lastly, his claws turned to human hands and his demon powers were gone.
"Damn that sorceress! This, Sesshomaru, will not fall in love with anyone!"
Sesshomaru closed the door and walked to the West Wing and saw the Tenseiga floating in thin air. "Plus, who would love an inu-youkai like me?! I'm feared by all and I will keep it that way! Jaken!"
"Y-Yes milord?"
"Make sure NONE of the other lords know about this. If they do..." he smirked at what he said next, "You will die."
Jaken's eyes widened in shock. "A-As you will milord."
Raye:SesshyFan: There you go peeps
Inuyasha: Keh, another sess/kag pairing!
Raye:SesshyFan: you wouldn't fit idiot. Plus Sesshomaru had a WAY bad past that you! You baka!
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrr!
Kagome: Raye is in this one too?
Raye:SesshyFan: Hai Kagome ^_^
Kagome: YAY
Raye: Hewo :D
Kagome: Raye! I'm so happy you're in this one
Inuyasha: @_@ me confused
Sesshomaru: Stupid hanyou. The author has :SesshyFan at the end and her made up character doesn't
Inuyasha: V_V Keh, I knew that
Sess/Kag/Raye/Raye:SesshyFan: rrrrriiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttttt
Inuyasha: NANI? I can think
Raye: Or do you?
Inuyasha: Grrrrrr
Kagome: Sit!
(WHAM)
Inuyasha: X_X bitch!
Raye:SesshyFan: V_V, MU NE SAI!
Inuyasha O_O y-yes fearful one (goes in corner) don't hurt me! >_<
Raye:SesshyFan: O.o
Kagome: O.o
Raye: O.o
Sesshomaru: .......................baka
Bloopers for yall just like I promised
Blooper 1
Sesshomaru: Old hag, this castle is NOT an inn! If it was, I would be the host.
Old Hag: Oh! Are you the host?
Sesshomaru: ummm................I dunno
Raye:SesshyFan: V_V (shakes her head) dogs.........
Blooper 2
Suddenly there was a knock at the door but the door fell down.
Old Hag: uh whoops ^_^
Sesshomaru: Going to need another door here
Blooper 3
Tetsusaiga: I can't believe that you're the STAR brother ^_^ (if swords can smile lol)
Tenseiga: Hai, hai, neither can I
Toukijin: (sweatdrops) V_V................inu swords............are weird
Raye:SesshyFan: you should talk. You came from a stupid idiot
Tetsusaiga/Tenseiga: Yeah
Toukijin: Now where is that sword of yours Raye? You know, Tajetseiga?
Raye: errr.............she's not here
Toukijin: V_V damn
Kagome: eh.................a sword loving another sword? Oh my................I have been drinking WAY to much
Tetsusaiga: we can talk
Tenseiga: Hai, what he said
Kagome: who is the oldest sword?
Tenseiga: I am older
Tetsusaiga: second oldest
Raye: Tajetseiga is third oldest
Toukijin: fourth oldest
Raye: Kajiseiga (a healing sword) is the youngest. You can tell that Toukijin likes my other sword, Tajetseiga, who can kill demons 3-4 miles away.
Toukijin: Amazing
Raye: She can also burn people who are not me and she burns me when I'm in hanyou form V_V
Tenseiga: Quite funny I must say. Hmmm........I think Toukijin won't either and so will Tetsusaiga
Tetsusaiga: Correction, demons who care for a HUMAN, can touch me ^_^
Raye:SesshyFan: Like Sesshomaru!
Tetsusaiga: Yes. On the 3rd movie, I saw in Sesshomaru that he cared about Rin and.............
Kagome: Me ^_^
Tetsusaiga: Yes. You pulled me out of that stone thing. It was uncomfortable and making my point all dull
Raye:SesshyFan: And Sesshomaru was shocked when she did too. You could even tell also!
Sesshomaru: I let my guard slip though............
Kagome: You always do when you're around me Fluffy
Sesshomaru: (falls anime style)
Raye:SesshyFan: (laughs) well anyways, that's chapter 1 for Miko and the Ningen er Youkai! Hope you enjoyed it XD