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Ooh quotes sounds like fun. Lol, Emmaren your brother is hilarious.

These are from a little cassette parody I made with my aunt and uncle. We called it "Resident Evil in the Hood". My Uncle's character's name was 'Snowflake' and here's a few of my fave quotes from him.

"Ray ain't dead, he just look like that."
"I can't run in these heels!"
"I'd like to have his cookies." (lol, inside joke maybe you could catch on)


And from our Parody of the movie Swat (Snowflake returns):

Aunt's character: "We have to diffuse the bomb."
Uncle (Snowflake): *Not paying attention* "Mm mm mm! He is THE bomb!"



From Neurotically Yours: Solitare Confinement
Pillz-E the Squirrel: I use to be play blackjack. But that seemed a bit racist to me. You know, singling out all the black cards and all. And I'm not allowed to play poker anymore because of the charges filed by that lady. She was so angry. And I said "Well You Honor, she wanted to play poker. And I tried to oblige, but didn't know that it fell under beastiality."
 
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"Put the bunny back in the box."

ConAir

"You're dead. But you're not dead dead."
Lister
Red Dwarf

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Danyealle Myst: "You're dead. But you're not dead dead."
Lister
Red Dwarf


You soo get karma for that! I hate it when I'm dead dead. LOL


"No! No! You are singing a B flat! It is supposed to be an A sharp! We will stay here all night until you get it right!"

Conversation in the car about the school's maniacal choir director.
(For those who don't know, this is the same musical note...)
 
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Danyealle Myst wrote:
"You're dead. But you're not dead dead."
Lister
Red Dwarf

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I am so pleased that others out there appreciate quality humor.

"You like her because of all of her 'inny-outy' bits!"
Kryten to Lister
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An inquiry I made to my 7 year old son about a certain toy he wants. I felt it was quote worthy.

Me: "So, tell me, son....where do we go to get these Lego Throwbots?"

Kieran: "You gotta vote for 'em."

Me: "Vote for them?"

Kieran: "Yeah...on e-bay."
 
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Love me when I deserve it the least, because that is when I need it the most.


Swedish Proverb







B)Buddha
The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings
 
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"I thought she was the babysitter and was taking them to the park or something."
--My cousin after her first experience playing The Sims 2 her three kids got taken away and this is what she said. Lol.



"She's gonna cry. And then I'm gonna cry. And then we're all gonna cry."
--The Craft

Lev Andropov: It's stuck, yes?
Watts: Back off! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: *annoyed* Components. American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

--Armageddon
 
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"I'm still waiting for the day my knowledge of a frog's inter workings will help me in the insurance business."

"Well maybe if you were insuring a frog."

"Ah."

Karma to whoever guesses this one, and not entirely sure I got it word for word but it should be close.

And for my personal favorite, a quote from my younger brother...

"I'm doing division, 52 times 2."
 
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Princess Bride
 
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"Be careful what you shoot at...things in here don't react well to bullets."

Captain Marco Ramius
HFRO
 
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.


Young Frankenstein
 
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Ok, I'm not sure if this is allowed, but I have some famous quotes from my friends and I.

"PANDA PATROL! Inner Species Erotica Stoppers!" - me (I have no clue. XD)

"I'm like a confused hooker!" - Ashley XD

"Trust me when I say white cars are not to be trusted. Have you ever noticed how many there are and how they travel in groups!?! They're like a cult!!! The WHITE CAR CULT!!!" - me XD
 
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Henry: Have we met?
Danielle: I do not believe so, Your Highness.
Henry: I could have sworn I knew every courtier in the providence.
Danielle: Well, I'm visiting a cousin.
Henry: Who?
Danielle: My cousin.
Henry: Yes, you said that. Which one?
Danielle: Th-the only one I have, sire.
Henry: Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?
Danielle: No. And Yes.


Danielle: It is not fair, sire. You have found my weakness, but I have yet to learn yours.
Henry: But I should think it was quite obvious.


King Francis: I will simply deny you the crown and live... forever!


Danielle: A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
Leonardo da Vinci: Then I shall have to make you wings.

All from Ever After.

Yeah...a bit of over kill..but I LOVE that movie and couldn't pick just one. XD - Akumi
 
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wawa you get a karma for that one!! i love that movie!
 
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Nobody wrote:
wawa your amazing! i owe you a karma

"Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."

ok guys how about that one?


Dogma. I love that movie.

_


V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.


V for Vendetta

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Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb
as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon.
A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed,
we would launch one. It would explode high
in the air - explode softly - and send thousands,
millions, of little parachutes into the air.
Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas.
And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little
boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four,
with the sharpener built right in.
With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach
and lime, amber and umber and all the rest.
And people would smile and get a little funny look
on their faces and cover the world with their
imagination.
 
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This quote is dedicated to the people in chat (you know who you are). Just guess which part of this quote is for them... LOL

Sally Owens: All I want is a normal life.
Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!
Sally Owens: Well, it's what I want.

--From the movie Practical Magic
(now I must prepare to watch the movie later on)
 
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Come over to my place, we'll watch it together hehe. I have popcorn.

And since no one was able to guess my last quote, it was Richard and Rory Gilmore from the Gilmore girls.

K this one isn't really a quote but I found it in some old jokes and I use it for my signature in my email hehe.

TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".
TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"
TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that..."
 
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Akay wrote:
This quote is dedicated to the people in chat (you know who you are). Just guess which part of this quote is for them... LOL

Sally Owens: All I want is a normal life.
Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!
Sally Owens: Well, it's what I want.

--From the movie Practical Magic
(now I must prepare to watch the movie later on)


Hahaha Love it!!!! <33333 Love that movie too!
-Akumi <3
 
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"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Haha. I love that. And a quote from one of my favorite books of all time. Guess which one.

"An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. --Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do."

-Akumi <3
 
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Nobody- Thanks, I love that movie as well!!


Alex Rogan: There's no fleet, no Starfighters, no plan. One ship, you me, and that's it?

Grig: Exactly. Xur thinks you're still on Earth. Classic military strategy: surprise attack.

Alex Rogan: It'll be a slaughter!

Grig: That's the spirit!

Alex Rogan: No, my slaughter!

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Alex Rogan: I didn't mean to step on your, uh, whatever that is.


Both from The Last Starfighter
 
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"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

- Army of Darkness
 
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Grandma's Boy is full of them. One of my favorites though:

Alex: My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff: That's awesome.
Alex: What?
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime.
 
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Rusty: "I hope you were the groom."

Danny: "Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."

Oceans 11
 
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"Look! Can you believe how big Alicia has gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now. She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness."

I love hughes
 
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"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

~silence of the lambs (I love that movie)



"Define irony, bunch of idiots on a plane singing a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

~con air
 
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