It is a wonder I turned out as normal as a phishy could with my genetic make-up considering what my father said and apparently believes.

I was talking to my mother about the books Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith and Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters by Ben H. Winters. When my dad walked in. Interrupting me mid-sentence, he asked if I read the new book Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith.

I said not yet but I plan on it and we were just talking about the author. In mid-sentence again, he interrupts me with a quick rundown of the book's plot. I said, "Yeah, it's by the same writer as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I'm gonna have to buy it to add to my parody book pile. I love what the authors are doing now."

Dad, confused, asked what I meant.

"Just that I love all the parody books about classics and such being released."

He then preceded to get angry. "You're telling me it wasn't real?!."

*blink blink* ".....Nooooo...... it wasn't real....." I laugh, thinking he is pulling my leg with sarcasm.

"(insert curses) Thanks. Just thanks. I'm not going to even finish the book now."

To make a TL;DR story short. He seriously thought the book was based on true events and Abraham Lincoln was actually secretly a vampire hunter. Weep for me Dokuga, and pray I don't pass these genes along to my kids.

Oh, and laugh, I did!

OMG and I thought I inherited some weird genes lol. With my family it's just the overwhelming urge to lie and the inability to see anything that doesn't revolve around you. That and at least one or two forms of crazy each. I got the voices and paranoia. I feel sorry for any future kids I might have.

At least we are not alone, we have each other, Hairann.

Very true, sad, but true .