Simile by Jupe
Disclaimer: The characters of InuYasha are not mine, they are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz Media. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
When Sesshoumaru arrived at his house, he found himself with an armful of sobbing, very pregnant wife.
"I'm so faaaaat!" Kagome wailed, hiccupping as she clung to the front of his suit and completely ruined the fabric. The corner of his mouth quirked as he ran a soothing hand along her back.
"You are rather large," he said, wincing imperceptibly at the expected sharp elbow to his side he suffered for his remark, "You remind me of a watermelon."
Puffy eyes narrowed in an impressive imitation of his signature glare, Kagome stared him in the eye and dared him to say anything else. Her unspoken threats were ignored as Sesshoumaru continued, palming her cheek while he looked at it contemplatively.
"You tend to be rather green on the outside," he said, brushing his thumb across her cheeks and smirking slightly, "which has caused innumerable problems for the household staff. I would request that you refrain from defiling antique urns, but I doubt that would halt your behavior."
He deserved that elbow to the ribs, too.
"However...," he purred, mouth curving upwards as he lowered his face to hers, "you are also rather pink on the inside. And you are filled with seeds." Delving between her parted lips, Sesshoumaru proceeded to thoroughly kiss his wife.
"And you taste delicious ," he rumbled against her mouth.