Down the Rabbit Hole with a Lesson by Selena Ravo

Down the Rabbit Hole

The ningen lords'  head rolled across the Western Lords' wooden floor.  The audacity the moron had held!  How dare he demand an audience with the Great Lord Sesshoumaru?!  The ningen had gotten his audience and now...He was dead.  But there was blood staining the audience room floor.  But he did not care! No!  The floor throughout the entire shiro was red with fools' blood.

"Jaken!" Sesshoumaru roared.  "Y-yes, Mi'Lord?" the nervous toad sqwak-stuttered, running to attendence after hiding in the corner of the room.  "Fix this disgusting, foul smelling mess." the Lord snapped, thinking the toad should know better.  But alas, the dumb creature did not. 

"Fire Storm!" the toad annouced.  He lifted the Staff of Two Heads and the body, head, and floor along with Moko-Moko-Chancaught ALIGHT!

"DUMBASS!" Sesshoumaru roared so loud the entire shiro shook. 

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"I am so late! So very, very late!"  an oddly dressed bunny Yokai  said, panicking.  She looked at an odd instrument, chattering away nervously to herself.  She hopped on each foot rapidly.

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"Is that the one?"

"Yes.  The time is approaching fast."

"Do you think she will survive his wrath?"

"How stupid are you?  Do you doubt the Great Kami's foresight?"

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Sesshoumaru's poison whip decapitated Jaken in the same way that  the ningen lord had been except the body of Jaken-Baka went flying along with the head of Jaken-Baka.  They both hit the wall with a wet squelch. 

"Oh my! Thats not nice! The clock is ticking! We must go, go, go!"  a silver rabbit Yokai just appeared in his audience room, yanked him from his seat and started running at a speed not even he could manage  to old Bokuseno. "Down the portal we go!" the bunny Yokai sang. She threw him down the huge rabbit hole and jumped in after.

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"He is in Wonderland..."

"Wow! So you were right, Sango-Chan!"

"Miroku....If you touch me you won't have hands to grope with...."

"So cruel, my dear Sango-Chan!"

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The room, neon pink, neon red, and neon green.  It hurt Sesshoumaru's eyes.  Nothing was like it should be.  Where the heck was he?!  "Rabbit!" he roared. The words of the odd Yokai echoed "Down the portal we go!"

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"Welcome to WonderLand, Sesshoumaru-Sama!" a man said....It was an immortal, a divine being.  "I am the Seer Miroku and this lovely Onna is Sango-Chan!"  the man who had appeared behind him in a Monks' clothing laughed happily.  The woman in a Taijyas' outfit-uniform scowled "I am Sango, also a Seer. We have been sent by the Great Kami's to teach you to change your ways.  WonderLand is a test to see if you should be stripped of all you own.  Title, lands, wealth, all.  If you find the Silver Rabbit you will understand who you are, hopefully...If not....I wish you luck...."

An angry roar echoed once the Lord was alone.  Nothing was going as planned.

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The bottle on the accursed table said "DRINK ME" on its tag.  He had pulled on the large door.....Locked.

The tiny door was unlocked.  He decided to risk drinking half the now-a-potion-apparently, he shrunk rapidly.  He ran out the door that was the height he now was.  Where was he?   Insane,  queer 'plants'  grew every which way. 

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"Go left!" a voice in his head said.  Darn, that Rabbit!  Sesshy decided to follow the instructions that kept coming.  

He came across a long table with China sets that were broken. 

"Your late for tea, dummy!"  a man rose while screaming at him.  The man had risen so fast his wooden chair that was like a throne exploded into sparkly dust. 

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Not knowing what to make of this new revelation, he just stared mouth open just the slightest.  "Who are you to insult me? I am Lord Sesshomaru!" the Lord snarled, once he gathered his wits.  "I'm the Mad Hatter, Kouga, don't you remember?!" the man snarled back. The Wolf Yokai, Kouga, had a strange artical of clothing atop his head. 

"Now, now we can't do that..." a large cat yokai's face appeared out of nowhere, smiling an impossible smile. "Chess-Manten...!" Kouga started to protest.  "I need to boil him to make my bald spots of fur go away." the Cat-Face hissed. 

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Escaping while the two madly insane creatures bickered, he came  to a crossroads.  He went left.  Sesshoumaru saw a huge Shoji that was even larger than his.  It was one-hundred percent crimson-red.   A man with puppy ears atop his head zoomed to him.  He was in a red Haiori.  He had long silver hair like himself.  Slightly modified though.

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The inu male zoomed so fast around him, sniffing him.  Sesshoumaru flicked his wrist while growling, summoning his poison whip.  It did no damage to the inu in red.  "Thats not nice , Alice..." the man scolded.  Alice? Who the hell was Alice?

"Come now, you don't remember?" the man huffed.  Same last three words as Hatter except in a diffrent order. 

"Well! I'm the Crimson Emperor, Inuyasha.  Welcome to my domain!" the insane inu laughed it off. 

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White roses? In a all red garden?  What was going on?

"Oh no!  The Emperor shall anhilate us!"  a triangle shape red skinned man bellowed sorrowfully behind him.

"My family will starve!" a circle shaped woman wailed next to the man.

Sesshoumaru had the sudden urge to assist. That was unusual.

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"Give me your fingertips." Sesshoumaru ordered in his baritone voice. 

The servant-gardners looked at each then nodded.  They did as ordered. 

Sesshy dug his claws into the tips of their fingers and flicked it towards the roses till they were red.

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"Brilliant!" the Crimson Emperor bellowed, chuckling.  He walked out of the shadows. 

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A silver blur raced around him twice and time froze. 

It was the rabbit.

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"You passed these tests. I am Kagome....Otherwise in the past known as Alice Kidd.  I took the same test as you."  the silver and red clothed onna smiled.  

"You would have failed if you had not felt sympathy.  I lived in England, a land you'll never reach.  I was angry and hateful so I was taught a lesson and once I excelled....I was offered my place as an Immortal." she smiled.  Sesshoumaru stared then asked "Am I to be here forever as you are?"

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"It all depends on your answer to this question:  if you came across a dying ningen girl child that was dying because of you, would you save her with Tenseiga? The miracle Sword of Life?"  Kagome asked seriously.  Her raven hair whipped like a flag in a storm. 

"Yes....I would...It would not be honorable to let her die...."

Silence...

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"Would you infuse you powers into her to save her life, though it refuses customary 'honor' ?"  she demanded.

"I would." the baritone voice said with honesty.

"Then I will vist as your friend from time to time so you remember and have a companion to speak to." Kagome smiled a brilliant smile and Sesshoumaru was back in his palace. Jaken was sqwauking at servants to hurry up. No ningen lord was bloodying his floor. 

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Time had been reversed by two days.

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THE END.

~-~-~- Thank you for any advice or comments on this story! I need a few flames to help me learn. ^^ Have a good day!