When It Rains by LM Bluejay

Edible Remarks

Edible Remarks

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Fifteen minutes had passed since his arrival. Lazily, he stretched out on the floor. “You know we’re technically one in the same.”

“Did I ask you for your logic? Cloud, you’ve got till the count of three.”

“What’s he got that I don’t have?”

“I don’t know? My unconditional love? Now are you going to say what’s what or not?”

“Only if you stop being such a sandy vagina. Anyway, Sho ate a ton of raw beets. Not just any kind though. The ones you can only find underground… from a certain… black... shop.”

“You let him eat demonic food?!”

“Yeah, I totally thought he needed the fiber. I mean really, could you be more foolish? Then again we are completely surrounded by demons. Care to explain?”

“What happened to Sho?”

Cloud propped up a leg. “I don’t know,” he swished his foot. “Those beets gave me the power to reach him though. While he slept I paid him a visit. But it didn’t go exactly how I planned.”

“Yah think? What happened?”

“How are often are you gonna keep saying that? Anyway, he projected me to look like a jerk. Who the hell wants to be Ansem when Xehanort’s way more interesting?”

“But, aren’t they literally the same person?”

“Kind of like me and Sho, right? Think about it? Moving on. We had a very interesting icebreaker. There was talking, a bit of fighting, more talking, a few days passed…”

“I’m sorry. A few… WHAT!”

“Can I finish the story, please? I never interrupted you whenever you spoke.”

Kagome blushed. “You’re right. I’m…”

“Whatever. It’s already done.” Cloud checked the time on the wall. “Whoops! Time for me to go.” He slipped to the balcony outside.

“And where do you think you’re going?” Kagome sprang. “Who said you you could go? I still need an explanation, dammit!”

“You’re right. How rude of me?” He rubbed the back of his head. “I have to be at the guest house by eight. I kinda snuck out just to come see you. And if I’m not resting in my room he’ll think something’s wrong and we can’t have that. See, he’s making me a guilt-driven dinner. Extra prime ribs with extra sauce. It’s a demon free dish.”

“Who’s he?” Kagome cried.

“Just this guy I dubbed L. He looks the guy’s live action version. I asked him who he was and he said the darndest thing. He’s not my uncle,” Cloud chuckled, “he’s father’s younger brother. I mean really? What? Someone’s been watching Two Best Sister’s Play. I think I’ll ask him about it later.” He hopped on the railing.

“Wait! What about Sho?”

“Don’t worry, he’s totally fine.”

“Are you certain?”

"Not really.” He leaped away and was gone.

Kagome dug her fingers into her hair. “What cute little puppy did I kick up the steps? I can’t believe this is actually happening! As if the stupid story wasn’t enough; I gotta deal with that obnoxious brat, as well?” She placed a shaky hand over her heart. “I just need some time to think.”

“How about an Irish Coffee, dear? You look like you could really use one or three.”

Kagome tripped over her bag and fell. “Where did you come from? How long were you standing there?” She quickly scrambled up to her feet. “How much did you hear!?”

“I invited you to drink.” Lady Kaiya flashed a sly grin. In a cautionary tone she added, “I could always make plans to do something else…”

“No, I get it,” Kagome groaned. She slipped on her shoes and grabbed her purse. 

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Prompt: Edible

Words: 600

A/N: I can't believe this thing got nom'd!!! My heart goes out to all you who made this happen!!! I'm all buttercup smiles and sincerely thankful. You guys are the very best! Thanks!!! XD

O/N: L is a character from Death Note. If you're not weak heart I def recommend it.  And Two Best Sisters Play is awesome YouTube series. The particular episode above is about their segment on Persona 4. Absolutely hilarious. FYI: it's slight MLP :3

 

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