Familiar Taste of Poison by DancesWithWolvesandStuff

Familiar Taste of Poison

Prompt: KEdakumi’s “He said what?!” Challenge. When forced to help his whelp of a cousin in a gig, Sesshomaru’s mouth gets him into trouble. Why can’t a demon lord learn to shut up, the man needs a filter!

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I DO NOT OWN: InuYasha, Halestorm and any of their songs, some of the phrases I’m borrowing for a challenge as well!

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      The members of ‘Natural Disasters’ lounged in the Calico Neko, Koemi’s, room as she shredded their clothes to their specifications. Koemi loved to shred, whether it be notes on the guitar, curtains, or her band mates clothes.

     Kouga, a wolf demon and the drummer, had brought in his jeans first and had remained to watch Koemi work. Her white hair was streaked with gold and black topped with fuzzy kitten ears that were white, black and gold. She was so precious… Kouga was smitten with the shredding kitten.

     Ignoring the wolf’s admiring glances, Koemi held up the skirt she had finished for the lead singer’s approval. Kagome, a miko, smiled in delight.

     “It’s perfect!” Kagome gushed, as she pulled up the skirt over her shredded tights. Knee-high to thigh-high in less then a minute, the Miko was beginning to feel like her alter-ego already.

     “Oh, could you do the same to my tank top?” Rin, the onyx Inu and bass player begged.

     “The neko eyed the garment between her claws with critical chartreuse eyes before fabric started flying.

     “Rin, I am really sorry that we had to use your cousin for a fill in, but no one else could learn the music in time,” Kagome apologized to the petite demon. They both shared black hair and fair skin, but Rin’s forehead was adorned with a light blue crescent moon and matching streaks on each cheek and eyelid.

     “For the betterment of the band I got over it… besides, Sesshomaru and InuYasha were sent to baby sit me for a month anyhow. Might as well make them earn their keep.” Rin said as she flashed a mischievous fanged smile.

     “Rin,” Koemi called as she presented the top, which would now expose the Inu’s midriff and one shoulder.

     “Koemi, that is fucking perfect!” Rin exclaimed as she hugged the very surprised neko.

     “Will your cousin need alterations?” the neko asked as she carefully added more snags and rips to Kouga’s pants.

     “Other then the icicle removed from his ass… no,” Rin teased.

     Koemi looked pensive, “I do not feel comfortable removing anything from anyone’s anal cavity. I’m sorry Rin.”

     The other band mates couldn’t help but laugh. Poor Koemi took things very literally, unless alcohol was involved and she reverted back to kitten mode.

     “It was a joke, sugar,” Kouga said with a smile as he hugged the kitten close.

     “Well, when is he showing up, we got to practice! We may be the opening acts, but we get the crowd pumped for who they came to see!” Kouga began his tirade.

     “He’s coming now, I can feel his aura,” Rin said with a role of her chocolate brown eyes. “More then likely, he knows the music better then we do… just chill.”

     A tall silver haired Inu demon entered the neko’s room with his instrument case in hand. The moon adorning his forehead was darker than Rin’s and he had two magenta strips per cheek and on his eye lids.

     “An interesting mix you associate with, cousin,” the tall golden eyed demon intoned with a hint of mockery. "Miko, can this...skirt of yours get any shorter?"

     “Sessh, take one day from your busy, busy life and not be a total ass wipe, please?” Rin grated as she placed her clawed hands on her hips and stared up at her relation.

    “Pardon this Sesshomaru,” he cleared his throat, "What I meant was… I feel like rocking out. Quick! Someone give me a mohawk!"

     Koemi and Kouga shared a look, “No sugar, it isn’t just you. The guy is a complete jack ass.”

     Swiftly the silver Inu had Kouga by the throat and growling, “This Sesshomaru believes that your ass is now grass.”

      Kagome was about to toss some holy powers around, when a calico tail flew out slapping the silver Inu across the face followed by a hiss and a low growl.

      The wolf was dropped as the silver Inu turned to look at the calico neko, swinging her tail agitatedly and her ears pinned back. The two flashed fang in challenge.

     Before Kouga or Sesshomaru could make a move Kagome had her pink hands lit up and ready to purify some ass. “Everybody just needs to calm the fuck down!”

     The neko sat quickly but continued to glare, the wolf resumed his seating by the neko, while the silver Inu looked upon the purification the miko welded with interest.

     “Power is indeed an aphrodisiac, is it not?” he murmured.

      Rin then found her voice, “Eww, sit down you pervert! Hump anything you can’t eat.”

      "Ok, so I'm a hot, irresistible sex god with a superiority complex. BIG DEAL!!" Sesshomaru answered his cousin with a shrug as his golden eyes raked over the miko.

      “Can I trust you around my band and the crowd tonight?” Kagome asked, as if neither Inu had spoken.

      “This Sesshomaru does not understand?” The silver Inu replied as confused golden eyes meeting angry blue ones.

       “Can I trust you not to attack anyone tonight?” Kagome asked slowly as her powers increased and washed over the silver Inu.

        He flashed a fanged grin, “This Sesshomaru gives his word.”

        Kagome looked over her shoulder to Rin, “If he gave his word, he can’t break it. Honor bound and shit.”

        Turning back to the silver Inu, Kagome dropped her pink palms to her sides, “Thank you.”

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        As members of ‘Natural Disasters’ each member had created a stage name. Kagome was Rainy Damage, Koemi was Suzi Naimi, Rin was Ava Lanch and Kouga was Rocky Slide. Sesshomaru would be known as Forrest Fires.

        We’ll practice in the order we play, ‘I Miss the Misery’, ‘Familiar Taste of Poison’, ‘Love Bites (So Do I)’ and ‘I Get Off’.” Kagome explained.

        Kouga was shirtless with his black hair cut in a rocker shag behind his drums, Rin had her bass and mike set up, Koemi had her guitar ready with her headset on, and Kagome adjusted her guitar strap and microphone height. “1…2…3”

Oh----------I miss the misery!

Oh---------- Oh---------- Oh----------

I've been a mess since you stayed.

I've been a wreck since you changed.

Don't let me get in your way,

I miss the lies and the pain.

The fights that keep us awake.

 

I'm telling you…

I miss the bad things

The way you hate me

I miss the screaming the way that you blame me!

I miss the phone calls, when it's your fault

I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all!

I like the kick in the face!

And the things you do to me

I love the way that it hurts

I don't miss you, I miss the misery.

Oh---------- Oh---------- Oh----------

I've tried but I just can't take it…

I'd rather fight than just fake it!

(I like it rough)

You know that I've had enough

I dare you to call my bluff

Can't take too much of a good thing.

 

I'm telling you

I miss the bad things

The way you hate me

I miss the screaming the way that you blame me

I miss the phone calls, when it's your fault!

I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all

I like the kick in the face!

And the things you do to me

I love the way that it hurts

I don't miss you, I miss the misery.

 

Just know that I'll make you hurt

I miss the lies and the pain and what you did to me

When you tell me you'll make it worse

I'd rather fight at home at night than watch the TV

I hate that feeling inside

When you tell me how hard you'll try

When we're at our worst

 

I miss the misery

Miss the bad things

The way you hate me

I miss the screaming the way that you blame me

I miss the rough sex that leaves me a mess

I miss the feelings the pains in my chest

Miss the phone calls, when it's your fault

I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all

I like the kick in the face!

And the things you do to me

I love the way that it hurts!

 

I don't miss you, I miss the misery!

I don't miss you, I miss the misery!

Oh---------- Oh---------- Oh----------

 

 I don't miss you, I miss the misery!

 

      Sesshomaru sat stunned, had the miko just sang of ‘rough sex’, and her affinity to rub sexually against his cousin and the neko was both disturbing and arousing. ‘This Sesshomaru has been naughty. Would you tie me up and give me spankings?’ he thought to himself about the miko, and a smirk graced his defined lips. Lost in his own musings he hadn’t heard his cousin’s bellows for him to accompany the band on stage.

      A zap of holy power had his attention, “Could you please join us, we need your skills as a violinist to perform the next song?”

      “My nipples explode with delight,” Sesshomaru responded with a bored look and emotionless tone.

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Drink the wine, my darling, you said

Take your time and consume all of it.

But the roses were only to drain my inspiration.

The promises were spoiled before they left your lips and…

 

I breathe you in again

Just to feel you, underneath my skin.

Holding onto the sweet escape

Is always laced with a familiar taste of poison.

 

I tell myself, that you're are no good for me

I wish you well, but desire never leaves.

I could fight this to the end

But maybe I don't wanna win.

 

I breathe you in again

Just to feel you, underneath my skin.

Holding onto the sweet escape

Is always laced with a familiar taste of poison.

 

I don't wanna be saved, I don't wanna be sober

I want you on my mind, in my dreams

Behind these eyes that I wanna wake up

No, not this time

 

I breathe you in again

Just to feel you, underneath my skin.

Holding onto the sweet escape

Is always laced with a familiar taste of poison.

A familiar taste of poison.

            Again Sesshomaru found himself stunned, though his face didn’t show it. The guitars and drums melded well with his violin. Kagome’s voice was not over powered, but more soothing from the instrumental accompaniment. The neko and his cousin were also impressive in their voice additions, the three harmonized well. The miko had assembled very talented musicians indeed.

            “Thank you Sesshomaru, that was wonderful,” the miko praised as her blue eyes sparkled.

            The Inu nodded and swiftly left the stage before a blush marred his perfectly pale cheeks. “I think I'm going to go bang my head against the wall,” the Inu demon whispered in embarrassment. How dare she make HIM blush, a few smacks against a brick wall should put all to rights. The band began the next set and the silver Inu found himself seated and listening, instead of beating sense into himself.

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1.2.1.2.1.2.3.4…

 

Don't listen what your girlfriend says

She reads those magazines

That say you fail the test

You don't have what she needs

I slither like a viper

And get you by the neck

I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her

That bitch can eat her heart out!

 

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I!

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I!

(love bites!)

 

My lips are pale and vicious

You're foaming at the mouth

You've suffered in the darkness

I'll suck the pain right out

So come and taste the reason

I'm nothing like the rest

I'll kiss you in a way you'll never forget about me

That chick can eat her heart out!

 

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I!

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I, so do I…

 

It tucks you in and kicks you down, it chews you up and spits you out.

It messes with your sanity by twisting all your thoughts around.

They say it's blind, they say it waits, but every time it seals your fate.

And now it's got you by the balls, it won’t let go until you fall.

I was down and I got up, I said "Hey Love, I've had enough".

I’ve found pleasure without pain, my soul you'll never take!

 

Love bites…but so do I!

 

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I!

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I, so do I…

Love bites,

But so do I, so do I!

Love bites!

Love bites!

            That was most definitely a song of seduction for demon kind if Sesshomaru had ever heard one!  Damn that Miko, how long would he be able to honestly say, "I did not have sexual relations with that ningen!"

            “Not for long,” his Beast replied.

            "KAMI, I could use a beer right now," Sesshomaru thought as he looked desperately at the club’s currently closed bar. “Grrrrrr”

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You don't know that I know, you watch me every night

And I just can't resist the urge to stand here in the light.

Your greedy eyes upon me and then I come undone.

And I could close the curtains but this too much fun!

 

I get off on you getting off on me

I give you what you want, but nothing is for free

It's a give and take, kinda life we make

When your line is crossed I get off, I get off

 

So much left unspoken between the two of us

It's so much more exciting to look when you can touch.

You could say I am different and maybe I'm a freak.

But I know how to twist ya to bring you to your knees.

 

I get off on you getting off on me

I give you what you want, but nothing is for free

It's a give and take, kinda life we make

When your line is crossed I get off, I get off

 

But you don't know, but you can't see

It's what I do for you, I do for me

 

I get off on you getting off on me

I give you what you want, yeah

 

I get off on you getting off on me

I give you what you want, but nothing is for free

It's a give and take, kinda life we make

When your line is crossed I get off

I get off

I get off

I get off

       “Okay, we must evacuate the stage for the other bands,” Kagome instructed. Nodding, each of the band member grabbed as much of their equipment as possible to tote off the stage. On the second trip, Kagome was surprised to see Sesshomaru attempting to help with the amps.

       A shrill yip was heard, before Kagome could turn her head to check on the damage a pale clawed finger was presented before her face.

       “This Sesshomaru was injured by your equipment, this is his bow hand,” the silver haired Inu explained.

         The small cut seemed to be healing quickly. Kagome raised a slim black brow as if asking why she was being shown his finger in the first place.

         “Woman... you will kiss this Sesshomaru's boo-boo and make it better,” the silver Inu growled lowly.

          The miko smirked as she brought the appendage to her mouth then slid it inside. The Inu about howled. With mischievous eyes and soft suction she continued her ministrations till the big bad dog demon was panting. She slowly removed the, now completely healed appendage, giving it one last soft kiss, “There, all better.”

           Sesshomaru stood like a statue (as parts were hard as stone) and watched the miko grab gear and carry it back stage. He whimpered at the loss, “Oooo lala Sessy likey” his beast taunted. Sesshomaru wanted to argue, but that would be lying… he really did likey.

            He face palmed, “Oh Kami, This Sesshomaru needs to talk to his therapist.”

 

Thank You To:

"Miko. Can this...skirt of yours get any shorter?" – MissTeak

"I feel like rocking out. Quick! Someone give me a mohawk!" – RadioActiveOrange

"This Sesshoumaru believes that your ass is now grass." – lady_myth

"Ok, so I'm a hot, irresistible sex god with a superiority complex. BIG DEAL!!" – Nisou Tenshi

“This Sesshomaru has been naughty. Would you tie me up and give me spankings?” – Lady Enzera

"My nipples explode with delight!" – Mamasama

''I think I'm going to go bang my head against the wall.'' – Lily Noir

"I did not have sexual relations with that ningen!" ­­­– Walter205

".......... KAMI, I could use a beer right now........." – cakeiton

“Woman... you will kiss this Sesshomaru's boo-boo and make it better.” -  Kedakumi

“Oooo lala Sessy likey” – MidNigh

“This Sesshoumaru needs to talk to his therapist.” – Scherherazade

 

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