This Sesshomaru Hates the Talking Rectangle by Lady Midnight

Chapter 1

Hello :) I have been doing a lot of one-shots lately and I saw FallenTenchi's Old Dog-New Trick Challenge, and I had to do it :)So here is "This Sesshomaru Hates the Talking Rectangle."

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha!

Sesshomaru, demon lord of the West, had a dillema. His mate of five years, Kagome, had gone back to the future, and come home with a rectangular object, that she claimed could allow them to talk from miles away.

~Flashback~

"Sesshomaru! I'm back!" Kagome called into the castle that she had called home for five years.

Suddenly two blurs went by and attached themselves to her legs.

"Mommy! Mommy! You're back!" Three year old twins Maru and Amaterasu shouted in joy.

Kagome leaned down and picked them up, "I've missed you!" She kissed them both on the cheek.

"Mate." Sesshomaru called from the stairway.

Looking up Kagome saw her handsome mate. He walked toward them and kissed her.

"Mommy did you bring us presents?" Maru asked.

"Maru." Sesshomaru scolded.

"Oops, sorry." Maru shrugged sheepishly.

Amaterasu cleared her throat always ready to best her younger brother, "He means, Mother, did you by any chance happen to bring us a present, and if so, may we have them?" Amaterasu smiled cheekily and stuck her tongue out at her brother.

Kagome laughed, "Of course I did," She pulled a barbie, and dollhouse out along with a few toy cars and a remote control truck. "Here you go." She handed them to them as the two ran to their play room.

"Oh, that reminds me." She dug around in her bag a few more times and pulled out two plastic boxes with rectangular shaped black things inside of them. She handed one to him.

"Sesshomaru, these are cell phones, touch-screen ones to be exact."

He examined the package, "What is this Sesshomaru to do with the 'cell phone?'" He asked.

"Talk, now no matter where we are we can talk to eachother." She kissed his cheek and walked away.

~End Flashback~

Now the insufferable thing would not shut up! It was making an awful loud ringing noise that echoed in his sensitive ears. The screen had lit up and said, “Kagome” on it, but he had no idea what to do.

A minute later, it stopped. Sighing in relief, Sesshomaru sat down. A moment later it began again. Growling, he grabbed it and threw it against the wall shattering it into a hundred little pieces.  Smirking in victory, he walked away.

‘This Sesshomaru has won.’

~Later~

An hour later, an angry Kagome stormed through the castle. “Sesshomaru!” She yelled.

“Hn.”

Startled, she turned to see said person leaning casually against the banister.

“You!” She pointed an accusatory finger at him.

“Yes me.” He smirked.

“Why didn’t you answer?!” She yelled pointing at her phone, “I’ve called at least thirty times!”

“Because you’re talking rectangle, is no more.” He stated.

She squinted at him, “What did you do?”

“Simple, This Sesshomaru destroyed it.” He shrugged.

“Why?”Kagome exclaimed.

“Because it would not cease its insufferable ringing. It disturbed this Sesshomaru, so this Sesshomaru destroyed it.”

“Ugh!” Kagome through her hands up in frustration.

“This Sesshomaru hates the talking rectangle.” He said.

Kagome rested her forehead on her palm, “I guess you really can’t teach and old dog new tricks.”

Okay, the end. Please review!