Weird Stuff Happens Here by randomfan17

Chapter 1

Weird stuff happens here

Chapter 1

 Sesshomaru was getting more irritated with this woman the longer she continued to talk. He had simply come into the store to buy supplies that Rin had deemed necessary. This woman however had taken his money and was now trying to convince him to buy more without handing over his goods. Finally he reached out and grabbed his things and started to leave when she started chanting and something whooshed through him. He looked back at the smug look on her face and wrapped his whip around her throat and chocked her.

 "What did you do?" he asked not noticing that his voice was getting higher pitched by the second.

 "So sorry my lord, but you didn't listen to me, and now I can't tell you how to lift the curse," she said hoarsely scratching at her throat but the poison was seeping through her skin. He released his grip and she fell forward.

 "Tell me what you have done," he said failing to notice his clothes were shrinking and his voice was still getting higher instead of his deep commanding tone he sounded like a whiny teenager.

 "I- you…will have to…learn to… lo-," she gasped before the poison reached her heart and stopped it cold.

 Sesshomaru growled and left the shop not stopping to look at his reflection in the water outside of the store to see if there was any damage to his body. He went back to Rin and Jaken on the outside of the village ignoring the stares he got on the way. Rin saw him first but instead of her usual bouncy self she looked at him confused and hesitant to approach him. Jaken had dropped his staff and looked disbelievingly at Sesshomaru before he rushed forward.

 "My lord! What happened to you?" Jaken asked.

 "What are you yelling about? I'm perfectly fine," Sesshomaru said noticing now his high pitched voice and how his height now matched Rins instead of towering over her as usual.

 "Rin, go get your mirror," Jaken said still looking at Sesshomaru worriedly. Sesshomaru was glaring slightly as Rin ran away to Ah-un and grabbed her stuff before rushing back. She held up the small mirror he had given her and held it up. He stood in front of it and almost dropped his emotionless expression. That witch had reversed his age and made him younger than Rin!

He took the mirror and held it up to his face feeling angrier by the second. She didn't tell him that he would be growing younger. His hair was shorter only going mid back, his strips had thinned out and shortened back towards his ears which were still pointy but noticeably smaller. Thankfully his clothes and armor shrunk with him as he grew shorter which probably explained how he didn't notice it much as he shrunk when walking out of the village before.

"What do we do now Milord? Should we try to find a witch to remove the spell or explain it to you?" Jaken asked timidly. He remembered Sesshomaru could still kick his ass around when he was smaller, that didn't change with size.

 "No, were going to Inuyasha's miko," he said getting on Ah-un and letting Rin and Jaken do the same. "She might be able to remove it with her purification."

 They flew for an hour before Sesshomaru caught the scent of his half-brother and his friends near a hot spring that evening. The group was camped and getting their own dinner ready when Sesshomaru and his group landed in a field nearby. Inuyasha recognized the scent of his brother as they flew over and dragged everyone to the clearing with his Tetsusaiga drawn for battle but stopped when he saw his brother hop of Ah-Un and only come up to knee height.

 Everyone stared at Sesshomaru until Inuyasha couldn't help it, he burst out laughing leaning on his sword for support. Kagome wanted to sit him for being mean to his (little?) older brother but Sesshomaru was walking toward Inuyasha already and stood in front of his brother waiting for him to stop laughing.

 "Oh man," Inuyasha got out wiping his tears away. "This is the best thing ever. I haven't laughed this hard since Kouga lost his pelt and streaked naked across a field to get it back."

 Sesshomaru wasn't appreciative of his brothers laughter and kicked him through the trees with his leg, he might have used too much force since he clutched at his knee and Inuyasha was dented into the tree he landed against. Kagome went forward and healed Sesshomaru's knee before glaring at Inuyasha.

 "Obviously something happened and he needs help, stop laughing," she snapped at Inuyasha since he was still chuckling as he pulled himself out. Kagome looked at Sesshomaru again and he was watching her closely. "What happened Sesshomaru-sama?"

 Sesshomaru liked that Kagome still respected his position and gladly told her what happened though Inuyasha was still laughing until she sat him three feet into the ground while the others listened. By the end Kagome was sitting in front of him looking at him curiously.

 "I don't know how to break curses put on people with purification. Besides, there’s a condition on yours that you have to fulfill before the curse can be lifted and you’re not sure what it was. I would go try and find another witch that could help you define the curse and it's requirement," Kagome said.

 "I agree with lady Kagome, curses set on people for them to break themselves can't be broken by anyone else unless it's a condition," Miroku said rubbing his chin with one hand and reaching for Sango's behind sneakily with the other.

 "Then I will stay with your group until you come across one," he said stubbornly and Kagome looked at him concerned.

 "Why would you do that? Surely you can find one on your own," she said.

 "Inuyasha comes across trouble more quickly than I do, so he is more likely then I to find another witch capable of cursing someone," he said simply, liking when Kagome smiled and covered up her laugh.

 "That ain't true and you know it! The trouble is following those damn shards," Inuyasha said pointing at the jewel chunk hanging from Kagome’s neck.

 It was obvious no one besides him had a problem with it. Rin and Shippo were already playing together and Miroku was hitting Jaken with his staff to keep the imp from laughing at the bump growing on his head from Sango hitting him. Kagome was trying not grab Sesshomaru and hug him like a life size chibi doll but he was letting her ask questions about the curse.

 "Lo’ is all you heard at the end?" she asked and he nodded patiently.

 "Lose, look, loiter, log rolling, she could have meant anything," Kagome said missing the eye roll that Sesshomaru aimed at her.

 "We do not have log rolling in this time period miko," he said and she laughed rubbing her head.

 "I know, I was just mumbling off things that started with l and o. Longing, but you don't want anything. Logic, you have plenty of that. Love, well I don't think you're the type," she said just mumbling off into space and thinking aloud.

 Kagome kept thinking about it till after dinner and she wanted to go to the hot spring and asked Rin and Sango if they wanted to come with her. They agreed and Kagome led the way quickly disappearing from sight.

 Every time that Inuyasha saw Sesshomaru he either chuckled or smiled to himself realizing that he could find this funny forever if Sesshomaru never grew to full height again. Sesshomaru was getting fed up with his brother and decided to take a walk into the woods without saying a word to anyone.

 Sesshomaru thought about the witch and her curse, cursing his own hurried actions that caused him to lose valuable information. From all the curses he knew cast on people they were usually broken by a quest or a certain change of character. He didn't want to believe that he would have to change himself to break the curse, it already made him a toddler again. Though he wouldn't admit it his powers were diminishing with his size, when he kicked Inuyasha it had taken more energy than he thought he would ever need to kick the hanyou's ass.

 Walking near the hotsprings but out of sight he heard the girls laughing at something but kept walking till a demon came up behind him and attacked. He tried his poison claws but it was so weak only a little skin melted, above calling for help he avoided the attack only to watch the demon die by sacred arrow. He turned and felt his eyes go wide and if he hadn't had such good control his jaw would have dropped.

 Kagome stood before him in nothing but a tiny towel that was wrapped tightly around her breast and only covering her lower regions about an inch. If he was short as Shippo he would have seen right up it. She looked at him concerned however, his wet goddess standing before him with her bow loose in her hand as she walked toward him and kneeled down to be eye level giving him a much better view of her chest and riding up her leg a little. The monk would have died of happiness.

 "Are you okay Sesshomaru-sama?" she asked checking him for obvious wounds but he was fine.

 "This Sesshomaru is fine miko," he said trying to sound older but she had to hid her smile and hold back her laugh. Just imagine chibi Sesshomaru trying to act tough!

 "Alright, you should go back to camp though. If I hadn't been dressing I would never had made it in time, I might have had to run here naked," she said oblivious to the effect that had on him. She walked away unaware of the eyes glued to her backside and trying to imagine her without it. Hell if the curse lifted he might just have to keep traveling with the hanyou to get a continuous view of her behind. Shaking his head he went back to camp and didn't say a word to Inuyasha who had doubled over in laughter again the second that he showed up again.

AN: I have the full story posted on Fanfiction.net but I wanted to put it here too. Hopefully improved and proofread better than before.

 

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