Last Dance With Mary Jane by Danyealle-sama

Last Dance with Mary Jane

Last Dance with Mary Jane

By Danyealle

 This is a threesome story, not a single pairing!

WARNING:Drug Use!

Last dance with mary jane

One more time to kill the pain

I feel summer creepin’ in and I’m

Tired of this town again

-Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

A.N. - While writing this I made no attempt to take it seriously nor should you while reading it.  Nor am I promoting drug use in any way, shape or form.  That being said… enjoy!
Danyealle

Chapter 1

When Inuyasha stepped back into camp he found Kagome sprawled on one side of the fire and Miroku on the other, both giggling like fools.  A smell like burning rope hung in the air, making Inuyasha wrinkle his sensitive nose.  “What the fuck is wrong with you two?”  He asked, looking from one to the other. 

Propping himself up on his elbows, Miroku gave the hanyou a serene, goofy grin.  “Lady Kagome brought some kind of magical herb from her time.  It’s quite powerful I must say.”  He told Inuyasha in a lilting, uneven voice.

All Kagome seemed to be capable of doing was laying there and giggling almost hysterically.

“Eh heh…”  The hanyou replied looking from one to the other.  Finally, he fixed his gaze on the little priestess, who was giggling so hard she had to gasp for air and there were tears streaming down her face.  Though he had a firm look on his face inwardly he was having a good chuckle.  In the whole time he had known her he had never seen her like this.  It was hilarious!  The prim, proper, goody-good Kagome was stoned!  Knowing her the way he did he was sure that whatever they had taken wasn’t harmful.

Mustering the best glare he could, he crossed his arms and looked down at the giggling miko.  “Just what kind of ‘herb’ was this Kagome?”

After a couple failed attempts and a lot more giggling, Kagome was finally able to push herself up into a sitting position.  “It’s called marijuana. You smoke the leaves of it.”

“Eh heh…  And just how dangerous is this stuff?”

“No more than sake.”  She told him, gazing at him with an angelic smile on her face.

Seeing her dilated pupils, he wanted to chuckle but kept his features schooled in a stern look.  “Just where did you get this stuff?”

“Umm… My friends from school gave it to me.  They said that the stuff Hojo gives me for my ‘ailments’ wasn’t working or helping so they thought this might.”  Locking eyes with him, she giggled some more.  “Wanna try it?”

After contemplating for a couple minutes he figured why not.  Plopping down by her he did a quick scan of the area to make sure there was no danger then said, “Sure.”  No, being out of it while on the spider hunt wasn’t a real good idea but the pack wasn’t all there, Sango and Shippo had gone to her village to do some repairs on her weapon, and Sesshomaru would be back shortly, he had been traveling with them for a few weeks.  So he thought things would be fine.  Besides, they had all drank and got a bit tipsy in the past and nothing had happened so why not this?

Grabbing her pack, Kagome pulled out a small baggie with about a dozen already rolled joints in it.  Snagging one of them, she lit it then handed it to Inuyasha and explained how to smoke it.  She did mention that she wasn’t sure what kind of effect, if any, it would have on him because of his demon blood.

Smelling the burning week roused Miroku and he moved over to join the pair, almost falling into the fire on the way.

On his first drag Inuyasha coughed so hard he was seeing stars but by the third he could feel a calm, mellowness start to wash over him.  By the time the joint was done Miroku was sprawled out on his bedroll on his back staring up at the sky.  He was wondering out loud if, in some philosophical way, that the sky spinning like it was a message of some sort from one of the many Kami’s.  Kagome was lying next to Inuyasha with her head resting on one of the hanyou’s muscular thighs, giggling.  Leaning back on his hands, Inuyasha had his eyes shut and a grin on his face.  Oh, he was feeling no pain that was for sure!  But he wasn’t close to being in the shape the two ningens were.  When he mentioned the unfairness of that situation to the still giggling miko, she told him to get another one and have fun, something he did without argument or delay.

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When Sesshomaru stepped through the barrier he had put around the campsite he frowned at the burning smell that immediately assaulted his nose.  Ignoring it, he made his way to the flickering firelight that told where the hanyou’s pack was.  When he stepped into the clearing where they were he stopped and looked at the trio, one eyebrow arched almost into his hairline.  The first thought that came to mind was drunk but he was well aware no one had any sake with them.  Looking around, he saw the hentai monk sprawled on his back, asleep, snoring like a bear.  Curled up next to the half-breed with her head resting on one of his thighs, giggling a bit, was the little priestess.  The hanyou had his arms out behind him, palms on the ground, leaning back, head dropped back, eyes shut with a grin on his face that would have done any self-respecting idiot proud.

Stepping up to the fire, he fixed the hanyou in his sights.  “Inuyasha…” he said using the same tone of voice he employed with Rin when she had done something he didn’t approve of.

Opening his eyes, Inuyasha gazed at his half-brother, grin still in place.  “Well, if it ain’t Lord Stick-Up-The-Ass gracing us with his presence once again!  Pull up a rock and join the party!”  He said in a slightly slurred voice. 

“What have you been drinking half-breed?”  Sesshomaru inquired, disapproving tone very evident.

“Not a fucking thing.”  Inuyasha replied, grin getting bigger.

Sighing, Sesshomaru fought the urge to roll his eyes.  “What have you been doing then?”  He asked in an exasperated voice.

“Smoking.”  Inuyasha told him, holding up the bag containing the joints.  “Kagome brought it with her.”

Taking the bag, the taiyoukai pulled out a joint and sniffed it.  Scrunching up his nose as the smell of it, he asked, “Just what is this?”

With a grin Inuyasha explained it to him then added, “You should try one.  It might loosen you up a bit and get that stick out of your ass.”

Shooting the half-breed a withering look, he handed the drug back to him.  He was about to go sit down when Kagome spoke up.

“It won’t hurt you Sesshomaru.”  She said softly, still grinning.

“I have no desire to end up in the shape the three of you are in miko.”  He said dryly, looking down at her.  He had to admit though her doing something like this was surprising and a touching amusing.  She normally didn’t even drink if there was sake around let alone get in the condition she was in.

“Yeah… well… we’ve had more than one.”  She giggled, eyes twinkling.

“Keh…  Fuck him.  More for us!”  Inuyasha said dismissively then lit another and took a deep drag before passing it to her.

“Yup!”  She replied sitting up and taking the joint.

Seating himself upwind from the two, Sesshomaru watched them closely.  By the time they had finished the tiny cigarette the demon lord found himself curious about the drug.  He was beginning to wonder if it really made you feel as good as the looks on their faces seemed to indicate.  Over his long life he had been drunk a few times.  The looks on their faces seemed to indicate that the feeling was similar.  After making sure his barrier was in place he said, “Give me one.”

With a knowing smirk, Inuyasha tossed the daiyoukai one then explained to him what to do.  Then he settled back to watch, quite sure what he was about to see would be most amusing.

About half way through the tiny cigarette Sesshomaru had to admit he liked it, better than he did sake as a matter of fact.  By the time it was done he most assuredly saw the merits in the herb.  Not willing to stop at just the small buzz he was feeling he had Inuyasha tossing another one.  By the time it was gone he realized he was in no better shape than the others were but really didn’t care.  He really, truly felt good!