IDK by Tenshi Villiers

I have no idea

The festivities were in full swing when Kagome got a flutter in her stomach. She then realized on her internal calendar, her monthly was a few weeks late. She turned to her husband and said,

“Honey, I think I am pregnant.”

Then out of nowhere she got a huge gas bubble and she burped so loud that Sango and Miroku heard it across the way and Miroku said,

“She ain’t pregnant she just has gas.”

Miroku being the jerk off that he was known for, he grabbed Sango’s ass and a smack was followed by a thud and no one heard from Miroku for the rest of the party.