Deviating from the norm by Kogasangel

You Can't Keep A Good Pervert Down

A/N:  I don't own IY or friends.  This is my collection of responses to Akay's to deviate challenge.  Please readn and review.

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Escort

He walked her down the hall slowly, his hand firm around her upper arm.  For the tenth time, she wondered how in the hell she got herself into these messes, but now was not the time to worry over it.  No, it was time to panic as she was about to be booked and placed into a cell where hardened criminals were waiting to devour young things such as herself.

She peeked up at the youkai escorting her and bit her lip.  Maybe if she reasoned with him, he would see that she was simply defending herself and would let her go.  However, after taking another look and realizing that his cold, golden eyes were narrowed upon hers, she gulped and sighed.  It was no use.  He would never allow her to explain what had actually happened.

Sesshomaru heard the young woman’s sigh and fought the urge to roll his eyes.  If she thought that she was going to play the sympathy card with him, then she was mistaken.  It was all her fault and if she had not assaulted the officer, she would not be in the predicament that she was in now.

When they finally reached his desk, he escorted her to the chair beside his desk, watched as she sat down, and then proceeded to sit in his own chair.  His father, the police commissioner, happened to also be in attendance at the same function and was clearly just as eager to hear what she had to say for herself because he came storming over to where they sat and proceeded to sit down on the edge of another officer’s desk.

Kagome’s eyes widened and she knew that these two youkai could smell her fear.  In fact, the new youkai actually lifted his nose, took a couple of deep breaths, and nodded in the other youkai’s direction.  Two pairs of cold eyes settled upon her form and the one who had brought her to the police station calmly asked, “Do you wish to invoke your right to an attorney?”

Shaking her head no, Kagome took in another deep breath to calm herself and softly said, “This is not my fault.”

“No?”  The new youkai asked sarcastically.  “You only assaulted a police officer with your handbag and then proceeded to scream obscenities at him.  How is this not your fault?”

Kagome, if possible, paled further.  But, she murmured, “I wouldn’t have hit him if he had kept his hands to himself.”

Both youkai glanced at each other and Sesshomaru felt that the pieces of the puzzle were now starting to make themselves known.  He had actually dealt with a few complaints from other females regarding this officer and had placed him with a partner who he felt could keep the pervert in line.

When the second youkai looked at the first, Kagome’s eyes narrowed and she blurted out, “Are you guys brothers?  You look like you are related.”

Sesshomaru shook his head and replied, “This is Police Commissioner Taisho Touga.  He is my father and my superior.”

Kagome blushed a bit, but then hesitantly said, “Nice to meet you, sir.”

The older youkai cocked an eyebrow up at his son’s sudden change of attitude, but gave the young woman a slight nod to acknowledge her greeting.  However, there was still the matter of assault that needed to be dealt with.

“If my officer touched you, it was to restrain you and you should not have resisted.  So, I have no other alternative to add resisting arrest to the list of charges you will be facing.”  Touga stated, his arms crossing over his massive chest.

While Kagome was still frightened about being arrested, she quickly became angered over this new charge.

Both youkai felt the anger rolling off of the young woman and Sesshomaru lifted an eyebrow in response.  Before either he or his father could tell her to calm down, she hissed, “Resisting arrest?  I never resisted arrest.  The asshole kept stroking me.”

Sesshomaru resisted the urge to palm his face as the young woman’s words rang in his ears.  Miroku had clearly struck again.

Touga was a bit slower on the uptake as he repeated, “Stroked”

Before Kagome could reply, a snicker was heard and all three heads snapped up to see a handsome hanyou strutting down the hall towards them.  His puppy ears were twitching as they always did when he found something extremely funny and he came to a stop before them.

“What Kagome is trying to say is that Miroku kept fondling her and didn’t listen to her the first three times she told him to stop.”  Inu Yasha said, his arms crossing over his chest.  “If you ask me, Miroku was lucky that Kagome is the one who got him and not Sango.”

Both Sesshomaru and Touga glanced at each other and then at the angered, young human before Sesshomaru calmly stood up and stepped around his desk and motioned for Kagome to stand up.  Unlocking the handcuffs, he said, “It would appear that this is a case of self-defense.  You are free to go, young lady.”

Inu Yasha smirked while he reached out and took his friend’s arm.  Both Touga and Sesshomaru watched as the youngest of their pack led the female away, but then cringed when they heard her say, “I wonder if I could file a sexual harassment lawsuit against the city for what that pervert did to me.”

When the hanyou and human were gone, Touga sat down in the chair beside Sesshomaru’s desk and watched as his son took a seat.  Both males were very quiet until Touga asked, “What are you going to do about this?”

Sesshomaru’s left eye twitched as he thought over many possible punishments, but then shrugged.  There were just so many to choose from and he didn’t want to rush in making his decision.  Touga sighed and got up to leave, stating that he trusted Sesshomaru to clean up this mess and that he would also need to make some kind of formal apology to the young woman regarding the ‘stroking’ incident.

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Sango snickered as she watched her partner pale as he surveyed his new assignment.  Sesshomaru had been very clear to the both of them that the male officer’s conduct regarding young women would not be tolerated and, in fact, any further infractions would result in punishments such as this one.

Miroku groaned and shuddered as he donned the frilly, pink apron and white gloves with pink trim that had been provided for him.  He glanced over at his partner, who was gleefully taking pictures, and he shuddered to think of all the comments he was going to receive once those photos circulated through the precinct. 

But, he was a man and when he did wrong, he would face his punishment with dignity.  It was with that thought that forced him to enter the first stall and being to scrub down the filthy toilet bowl before him.  As he scrubbed, he turned his face to the side where Sango could not see him and allowed a lecherous grin to form over his lips.  While he may hate the punishment, Kagome-sama’s bottom had been well worth it.

It just goes to show that you can’t keep a good pervert down.

 

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