Chocolate Kisses by black moon inu

trouble in the form of chocolate and a book

[color=#825900]OK I know this story will probably suck, but I was eating chocolate and for some reason I just thought that I should write a story about how chocolate can get you into trouble if you use it in the right way.... I mean the... wrong....way. (though I don't see whats so wrong about it.)

Oh and a thanks to RadioActiveOrange for the help on my stories. Sorry about all the spelling problems.

"talking"

'thoughts'

(me)

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Now I bet your wondering whats going on. Well let me tell you your not the only one. Who ever thought that a little bit of chocolate would get me into this much trouble. Well now that I think about it maybe it wasn't just the chocolate that did it. I should have known not to bring that stupid book along, but I did and now here I am surrounded by a bunch of demons. I bet your wondering how I got into this mess.

Well I've been traveling with Inuyasha and the gang for four years now, I'm now nineteen years old. It's been over a year now that I gave up hope on Inuyasha ever loving me, now we're just good friends. Though he still go's off at Koga when he says that I'm 'his woman'. We now have all the shard except for two, not including Koga's, the one in Kohaku, and the ones Naraku holds. For some reason lately Naraku hasn't been showing up as much, and we haven't seen him for a least six months now.

We had just gotten back to Keada's village when I decided that I was going to go home for a day or so. I hadn't been back for at least three months and I even stayed in the Feudal Era for my birthday so I was going home one way or another.

"What?!"

"Inuyasha I'm going home. I haven't been back in my time for quite awhile, and besides we can't even pin point were the last two shards are any way."

"I DON'T CARE YOUR NOT GOING HOME AND THAT'S IT." He yelled

"Inuyasha," I said in that sweet yet threatening voice and he flinched", I'm going home and If you let me I'll be able to bring you more of that yummy ramen you love so much. A bag full of ramen just for you."

I knew that I almost had him. At first I would always 'Sit' him now I just try and bribe him first then 'Sit' him if I don't get my way. He was staring of in la la land with a big goofy grin on his face. I decided that I was going to take the chance that was presented to me, and took off towards the Bone Eaters well while he was distracted. Over the past four years I've learned a lot while fighting with demons. I had Sango teach me how to fight hand to hand and how to use a sword. Miroku helped me with my spiritual powers and now they are stronger than even Kikyo's.

When I got to the other side of the well and into my own time the only thought going threw my head was ' I'm going to be able to take a shower with out a perverted monk spying on me and I would be able to sleep on a real bed.' As far as I was concerned it was perfect.

"Mom. I'm home." I called out as soon as I stepped in.

I shrugged it off 'She's probably at the store or something.'

I walked into the kitchen and on the table was a note from mom saying that her, Souta, and grandpa went to visit my aunt Suki for a few weeks and not to worry, and that if I go upstairs in my room was all my presents from everyone.

'Well I guess that I won't be seeing them any time soon. Oh well I'll be able to relax for at least one day with out interruptions.'

I went up stairs and took a long hot shower, then decided that I would see what everyone got me.

Mom, Souta, and grandpa got me stuff for in the feudal era. Mom got me a kimono that is black with maroon petals on it. The obi was maroon with black petals. Gramps got me a fighting kimono like Sango's except that instead of where Sango's is pink mine was silver. Souta's gift to me was a new bow and arrows, but by far the strangest gift was from my friends.

"Now why the hell have they given me this?"

Holding up the book and a bunch of candy bars. A note slipped out from the book.

Dear Kagome

Now we know how sick you've been in the past but that doesn't mean that you should miss out on all the fun. So we decided that this book could help you I mean you've missed out on all our fun little talks, and to experiment on your own, so we're giving you this book if you should ever need a little help with the opposite sex. Use it wisely!

Your dear friends,

Eri, Yuka,and Yumi

I looked from the note to the book and back again.

" I don't think that I need help with guys quite yet, but I bet Sango would like to read this. Hmm... maybe I could get her to try doing some of this for Miroku, I have no doubt that he being the pervert that he is would love for her to try it. Though getting her to do it will be hard."

'Though I better not let him see the tittle of this book'

I looked at the tittle of the book 'Chocolate And The Erotic Things You Can Do With It.'

'Oh it will be fun to see Sango's face.'

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I hope you like the story and review. Now I know that I might get flamers and all I have to say to that is flame on you, flame on you. ~sticks tongue out~

hahahaha

I crack myself up. Sorry but its 7:26 in the morning and I haven't slept yet. Sorry if it sucks, but this thought hasn't got out of my head for at least two days so I finally said screw it I'll write it the worst that could happen is everyone hates. Oh well. nighty night.

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