SIT! by soulNchantress

Sit, boy, sit!

　DISCLAIMER:  I do not own Inuyasha.  I do not make money with this fanfiction.

Once upon a Feudal evening,

As I sat, I heard her screaming.

Ranting and raving at my stupid, half-breed, half-brother…”Idiot.”

I just sat there, barely smiling, staying stoic for a long time,

I could not stand it, I was bursting, smirking at him to boot.

“The Hanyou is stupid,” I muttered, “he pissed her off the dumb shit.”

Then she yelled, and I heard, “SIT!”

OH, how amusingly I recall, watching the daft half-breed fall,

he made a huge crater, and the ground did split.

“Do it again,” I wanted to tell her, “You do not have to quit.”

I wanted to see it again, again and again . It was a hit.

I would give my left arm (scratch that) to again watch it.

She heard my plea, she screamed, “SIT!”

I was thrilled. I was fulfilled. I could have watched her have him killed.

I would have cheered her, revered her. I would have savored every bit.

He got back up, is he glutton for punishment?

“Kagome,” he whimpered, “it was the kit.”

“Leave Shippo alone,” she fumed, “it was not my kit.”

He growled at her, she said, “SIT!”

Down he went, once more, into his wonderfully, freshly dug grave.

The glee seized upon my soul, as I watched him crawl out of his pit.

Once again he challenged the chit.

“Stop doing that, “he yelled, “you stupid bitch.”

“Inuyaaaasha,” she cooed in that sweet pitch.

“I’m not a bitch, dog boy. SIT!!”

I was ecstatic!! If dog demons went to heaven surely I was there!

With each “sit boy” that came from her mouth, with mirth my eyes were lit!

The miko would not let him argue, or move one tiny bit.

“Are you done now, Inuyasha,” she asked after her fit.

“Kah,” he muttered from his hole. “I quit.”

“Good,” she said, with one more, “SIT!”

I followed her with my eyes, my unspoken hero worship lingering in my heart.

She stomped to the Bone Eaters Well, and flung herself into that dark pit.

“Inuyasha, you are a fool,” I said to him. “You know she protects her kit.

“Fah,” said he, “she’s just a shard detecting bitch.”

“In that case, Inuyasha, you are in deep shit.

I’ll quote the miko, ‘SIT BOY, SIT!’”