To Make A Zilla Laugh by katlady
To Make the Zilla Laugh
To Make the Zilla Laugh
Authors note , this is for a birth challenge for our Beloved r0ozilla. Happy Birthday R0o and a BIG Thanks to mytrueimage
for betaing really quick
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It started off innocently enough; a new demon had entered their area. Sesshoumaru sat across from Inuyasha, pinning him with an unyielding glare while he shouted obscenities. The tiny miko sat in-between them to ensure no blood was drawn that night and during their visit Kagome would whisper that one word that would bring her beloved hanyou crashing to the ground and a humored light to the demon lord’s eyes. Sesshoumaru was there for one reason only; to find this “R0ozilla” and finish the quest.
The monk and slayer quietly sat away from the three, watching. Sango’s hand going down to pet her beloved fire cat, Kilala. She too wondered how they would even begin dealing with this new so called threat. The two children had already fallen asleep by now, seeing that it was already past dusk. Miroku wondered when Inuyasha’s shouts would stop so they could discuss their one clue they did have to make the Zilla laugh. But how was one of the questions the next being what exactly was a R0ozilla?
A tired yawn came from their future friend as she said the magic word again sending the hanyou boy in to a land of dreams.
“I am going to bed guys, we should all do the same. In the morning we can figure out how to make this thing, this
Zilla laugh.”
They each nodded and went to sleep but unknown to the adults of the group the two children had a plan. The hours passed by quietly and quickly but a sudden noise woke the group. It was a sound unlike any they had heard before in the distance they saw green rabbits with red eyes and fangs and the heard a dark sinister voice yell out
“GO MY PLUNNIE MINIONS ATTACK THEM ALL THEY CAN NOT MAKE ME LAUGH!”
The adults got ready for the worst when all of a sudden Shippo shouted,
“HIT IT RIN!”
The clearing got deathly quiet with the exception of a noise that Rin was making that sounded oddly like raping to Kagome.
“Happy, happy birth day happy birth day. Happy, Happy birthday happy birthday. We know its your birthday yes it its true so we came to sing a Happy Birth day to you so...‘Happy, happy birth day happy birth day. Happy, Happy birthday happy birthday.’”
Then much to the groups amazement the Plunnies stopped their attack and sound to mimic the sound Rin was making and then she took over.
“We’d ask your age but we know its a lot and we’d wouldn't want to put you on the spot so ‘Happy, happy birth day happy birth day. Happy, Happy birthday happy birthday.’”
The group of adults’ jaws dropped as the Plunnies were mimicking the Happy, happy birth day happy birthday chant .
“We know there’s a limit to any one age but we read about you on one of Kagome’s History page so Happy, happy birth day happy birth day. Happy, Happy birthday happy birthday. HUH!”
It seemed like a miracle when Rin and Shippo posed along with the Plunnies as the Pink Demon made its presence known and it laughed.
“DOMO!”
It shouted be for summoning her Plunnies Minnions to follow her away.
The adults stuck in battle formation till the last green bunny like demon left and Kagome approached the kids.
“Were did you learn that?”
“Oh Kagome –sama we saw it in your Poetry journal.”
The young girl cried out in happiness to her as she took Shippo’s hand.
“And he showed me your M-P-3 player and let me listen to some strange music that he said was rap…it like the rap form an Obi?”
Kagome just blinked as Sesshoumaru approached her.
“Rin go play.”
With that one short sentence she dragged the fox kit off, every one was now looking at Kagome and Sesshoumaru, shocked. “Miko, you will show this Sesshoumaru your M-P-3 player.”
A slight nod of her head caused InuYasha the begin cursing again. A blushing Kagome shouted the magical word a final time. “INUYASHA, SIT BOY!”
~fin~