MissK Meets Mischief by LadySafire

Chapter 1

A huge thank you goes out to Quiet Whisper for the use of her and her Dokuga Inc. I hope you all like this bit of silliness. MissK we appreciate you and what you do for the site.

FIREMENS

 “Please, MissK, just look at them. I’m sure they will be a big seller in the gift shop!” LadySafire begged as she gestured to the items in question.

 MissK looked dubiously at the male model strutting before her. “I just don’t know, LadyS, FIREMENS underwear?”

 The two women had turned theirs gazes again towards the under garment being worn. They were a shiny black with flames emblazoned on the front panel and the words “Smokin” printed in a hot red across a taut backside.

 MissK had the bad feeling that this wouldn’t turn out well at all.

MissKness

  LadySafire let out a shrill whistle. “And look at this, we have matching womens underwear as well! I call this line MissKness! QuietWhisper said it stood for being awesome and I think this line is. I think all our female members will being buying these like crazy!”

 MissK fearfully turned to look at the buxom young woman who came bouncing out of a nearby dressing room.

 She had on a white silk teddy with that seemed  to be very tasteful. MissK relaxed as there didn’t seem to be anything wrong with it. Untill the girl turned around.

 Displayed proudly on one cheek of the teddy was the unmistakable moon of Sesshomaru’s crest.

LGP

“I have a huge surprise for you, MissK!” beamed LadySafire.

 MissK smiled weakly at the happy woman wondering what else she was going to spring on her.

 “I have special guest models for the fashion show! Its none other than Lord Grumpy Pants himself and Kagome!” LadySafire crowed triumphtly.

 “How did you get him..I mean them to agree?” gasped the shocked woman.

 “I told Sesshomaru he would get to meet with  each one of us individually before the show!” LadyS grinned as she smoothed out the piles of underthings.

 OPO

 Suddenly the two women were interrupted by a young woman bursting in to the Dokuga Gift Shop & Sundries.

 “LadyS! The Opo waist cinchers are in!” she gasped out excitedly. “You have to see these! They turned out so great!”

 “Really, Whisper?! Oh show me!!” LadySafire giggled happily as her friend carefully cut the flaps apart.

MissK dreaded to see what these two “Fashionista’s” had come up with. She peeked over LadySafire’s shoulder as one of the items in question was pulled out.

 She had to giggle herself when she saw it. It was a black silk waist cincher with small opossums embroidered in various positions. Her eyes widened and her smile faded as she realized just what positions these little critters were in.

RooPants

 MissK could feel a small headache beginning as she turned away from the two woman who were excitedly unloading the boxes and stacking the new items on tables.  As she turned away her eye was caught by a rack of hot pink slacks that had feet and a dino tail. A large sign above proclaimed them “RooPants!”

  Shaking her head ruefully, she dug into her pockets to try and find a couple of aspirin when a strong clawed hand presented two of the tablets under her nose.

 Swallowing nervously, she looked up…into the golden eyes of a irritated inuyoukai and his female  companion.

 “MissK, I believe we have something to discuss about two of your members, Quiet Whisper and most especially LadySafire.”

 MokoMoko

  After some very fast talking and promises MissK thankfully saw Sesshomaru and Kagome to the door.

 “Like I said, Sesshomaru-sama and Kagome, I will have LadySafire and her cohort Whisper find someone else to take your places on the catwalk this weekend. And I promise that no more lacy teddies will have your mark emblazoned on the rear.” She apologized, turning to look at the thoroughly chastened woman. “Right Ladies?”

“ We promise and to prove it we have presents.” LadySafire said as she handed over two very tastefully wrapped packages.

 After a stiff thank you from Sesshomaru and a smiling one from Kagome (She wasn’t one to hold a grudge.) they left with MissK thankfully closing the door behind them.

 LadySafire and Whisper burst into giggles after the door was safely closed.

 MissK looked suspiciously at them. “What did you do?” she questioned sternly.

 The two looked guiltily at each other then bent over two open a large bag, and pulled out a large and very fluffy white object

 “We stole mokomoko.” LadySafire whispered softly.

 MissK groaned and plopped her face into her hands. These two were going to be the death of her.

UnOfficial Prompt: Troll

 As LadySafire and Whisper watched Miss Kagura walk exasperatedly away from them, the younger of the two women leaned over and spoke softly.

 “Do you think we should tell her about the troll we let move in under the stairway closet to crochet bikinis with Sesshomaru’s red stripes on them?”

 LadySafire shook her head. “Nah, let’s keep that quiet for now.  We’ll let it be a surprise at the show next week.”

 Quietwhisper nodded her head in agreement as the two high-fived each other and again started setting out the new wares at Dokuga Gift Shop & Sundries.

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Hope you all enjoyed this. Hugs!