In Honor of Miss Kagura by Rowdys girl
Chapter 1
Prompt 1: Firemens!
Miss K wandered into Chat. It had been months since she’d been there. She looked around, she didn’t remember that castle. Nor did she remember the forest, or the flower-filled meadow… She’d done a lot of work on Dokuga, but she was astonished at all the work the Dokugans had done in Chat.
Suddenly she stopped - stunned! Her mouth fell open, her eyes were HUGE! Was that a fire truck? In front of a fire station? And…were those…FIREMENS?????
Prompt 2: MissKness
She noticed that the FIREMENS! were having trouble with their fire truck. They couldn’t get the doors open. She moved closer and heard the oldest, the one with his long hair in a ponytail falling from the top of his head and wearing only a pair of sweatpants, “Damn those single-minded women. They insist on a fire station and FIREMENS!, but they don’t give us useable equipment!” He was yanking hard on the…door…handle.
“I think I can help you with that,” Miss K offered. He turned to see the beautiful Miss K whip out her laptop and set it up on a desk that suddenly appeared in front of her. With a few clicks, the fire truck doors sprang open and the fire station became a real working fire station. Now it was HIS turn to be awed by her incredible misskness.
Prompt 3: LGP= Lord Grumpy Pants aka Sesshomaru
Sesshoumaru came stomping out of the fire station, fire extinguisher in hand. Inu Taisho raised an eyebrow, pulling the brilliant, beautiful, petite Miss K out of the way.
“What’s up with him?” She whispered, garnering a blazing glare from the younger demon.
“Oh, don’t pay Lord Grumpy Pants any mind. Kai has just set fire to chat again and it irritates him no end to be constantly putting out her fires.”
Prompt 4: Opo
Funny as it was to watch Sesshoumaru putting out the fires the elfin, adorable Kai kept setting, it was nothing so funny as when he tossed her over his shoulder and came stomping back towards the fire station, threatening the struggling fury with a spanking and locking up, only to trip over an Opo, suddenly still and in his way, causing him to fall flat on his face! Kai scampered off towards the protection of Priestess Skye, laughing like a maniac.
Inu no Taisho sighed heavily, draping his arm around the lovely little woman at his side. “My son,” he muttered, “I’m soooo proud!”
Prompt 5: R0opants
Sesshomaru pushed himself off the hardwood floor of Chat, giving Opo a good, hard jyaki-powered kick that sent him ricocheting across chat, from wall to wall to wall. His grumbling and curses suddenly stopped as he spotted two gorgeous young women sashaying out of the nearby castle, giggling. They were wearing pink pants and yellow tee-shirts, one emblazoned with ‘THING 1’ and the other with ‘THING 2’. It struck him as an odd color combination…then the women did simultaneous model twirls and his jaw dropped when he spotted the bold pink tails with magenta dino ridges attached to the back of their pants.
“R0opants!” Miss K screamed, laughing at the sight.
Prompt 6: Mokomoko OR Mokofred
A shrill scream ripped the air. Everyone froze.
Three mokomokos scampered out of the castle, racing over the drawbridge as fast as they could, a wild-eyed, enraged red-haired woman in close pursuit, waving an axe.
Miss K glanced up at Inu No Taisho as he sighed even more loudly.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 went tearing off after the mokomokos and the red-head, Thing 1 screaming, “No, Rowdy, No!”
“NO! YOU MUSTN’T KILL THE MOKOS.” Thing 2 cried out. “R0O WILL BE UPSET!”
Another woman came pelting out of the castle, clothed in bright silver bubble armour and armed with a marshmallow bazooka. “MOVE ASIDE, ROWDY! I’LL TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE RODENTS!”
Rowdy, Tenchi’s evil twin, dived to the ground as she heard her evil twin, Tenchi, call out. A high-pitched whine filled the chat room and Tenchi took aim at the furry worms trying to escape. A staccato of p-too p-too p-too p-too p-too p-too, followed and, in short order, the mokos were frozen in place, captured by mounds of hot marshmallows.
Rowdy got up and stormed towards the damnable creatures, Thing 1, Thing 2 and Tenchi hard on her heels.
“No, you mustn’t hurt them,” Thing 1 told her, grabbing her arm as she reached for the fattest moko.
“MOKOFRED ATE MY CAT!!!!!!” She screamed, reaching for the fat moko with her other hand. “I’M A GONNA WRING IT’S NECK TIL IT CHOKES HER UP!”
In the end, it was Tenchi, Rowdy’s evil twin, who latched onto Mokofred’s tail and whaled on him until he coughed up a very wet and disgruntled Sacha.
Miss K looked up at Inu no Taisho. “Is it often like this in chat?” She whispered.
“Kami, darlin’, this is a quiet night for Chat. You should have been here the night Chaos, Immortal Kagome and Rowdy decided to summon the R0o!” He was laughing hard at the memory. “It started when Chaos appeared…” he began as he led the delightful woman towards his private quarters. “I really wonder if there shouldn’t be a rule against Chaos and Rowdy being allowed in Chat at the same time.” He snorted, shutting the door behind them.