Challenges, Drabbles, & Oneshots by r0o by sugar0o who lurks
Off to the Races - tease/humor
Granted it was an odd turn of events, the weather despite the season in the feudal era was hot, and even after more then two years traveling from one time to another the futuristic miko was still perplexed by it. She had lobbied for some time to be able to get some down time, the spider hunt wasn't getting any better, as he had as usually after their small victory fled like the coward he was.
She'd gone home to get some things, personal effects for herself, more ramen for Inuyasha, ‘girl things' for she and Sango, books for both Sesshomaru and Miroku, not to mention Jaken as well. That's right they had at some point joined up. The great dai had originally said it was because plainly it would make since for them to hunt the spider together, after a few months of getting to know the stoic dog, Kagome figured it had been to get Rin to open up more. This was fine by Kagome, because Shippo loved having another child around to play with.
Going to her time she knew her hanyou friend and once thought lover wouldn't let her stay long, why he was always so against her coming home she'd never figure out, unlike him, she actually LIKED her family. She'd sighed heavily thinking about the still rift between the dogs, and decided perhaps they might be able to open up if they all played some games. They would need something that the adults and the children could do, as well as maybe just some things for the adults. She had promised to teach Miroku poker after all.
Decision made the miko came back to from the future laid down with things for amusement. Coming back the air was still nice and warm and she had changed into something more comfortable then her high school uniform. She sighed at this as well, missing her green skirt in favor of the plaid she now wore. Getting over this, the miko wearing jeans and a blue button down shirt over her bathing suit, climbed out of the well with her precious cargo, before heading to the village with a smile on her face.
Once there it didn't take long to get things going though the gang really didn't get it, she still found it amusing. They were playing ‘The egg and spoon race.' Something simple yet difficult to grasp for them but over all fun, the miko explained to the group that it was for fun and had arranged them into ‘heats' so that they could get more fun out of it. At first it was Jaken, Rin, and Shippo, spoon in the mouth, egg on the spoon, hands behind their backs as they ran as best they could from one end of the field to the other.
Jaken's egg died an instant death as he had tripped early, while Shippo nearly made it but in his hast to get there tripped near the end, and finally little Rin crossed the line. Then it was Kagome, Miroku and Sango, of which no one made it because while Sango and Miroku had the grace of fighters, Miroku's hand had reached for Sango's bottom not more then five feet from the start line, promoting the slayer to slap the hentai monk silly, thus his egg died a painful death as well at the hands of an enraged slayer. And Sango's was lost when she did in fact yell "Hentai!" as her palm hit.
The race had seemed as though it would be synched by Kagome until the fates brought her down egg and all via clumsiness. Of coarse it was all in good fun until the dogs got into it about who would and would not be racing, in the end with a bit of trickery on the miko's part via Rin. Both Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru had agreed to race as well. The two powerful beings both made it, though Sesshomaru had walked annoyed, and Inuyasha had leapt but nearly lost his egg had it not been for amazing balancing skills at the very last moment, oddly enough they tied, something neither liked. Kagome had only giggled before telling them.
"Okay one last race, Rin vs. Sesshomaru vs. Inuyasha." she said with a laugh as both brother glared at her for sending them out to do this again. Her hanyou friend though wasn't having it, he didn't want to play and like the pouting puppy he was went off to sulk, Kagome knew though it was Kikyo, who was not for from them, that had called him away. She was disappointed but not sad, having long gotten over the hanyou in favor of the stoic older brother. She was insane she knew but oh well, a girl could dream!
Sesshomaru though, never one to give up wasn't really liking the position he was now in, to let the girl win would be miserable to his pride, but he could not and did not want to upset the child because she did not win the miko's silly game, in the end he really had nothing to worry about he would soon find out. The race wasn't fast as again he walked and Rin walked with him, side by side, of coarse this some what sucked the fun out of things, and still Sesshomaru was winning, something Kagome couldn't let happen.
Without thought the miko's fingers started working the buttons of her button down, before calling out to the dog demon "Lord Sesshomaru!!" now she never called him lord so of coarse he looked and as soon as he did was greeted by the site of the miko's bare voluptuous chest save for the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini top she had on. Basically the thing covered her nipples, as it was a suit meant for tanning. The normally stoic demon faltered, his jaw slacked and the egg died a happy death, Rin of coarse won.
Kagome blushed prettily as she slammed her shirt shut just before Miroku could get his head over, his hentai radar going mad as Sango slapped him one more for trying to look, and the girls shared a happy laugh as Rin started to jump up and down that she won. Kagome thinking to herself that at least she hadn't taught them poker, surely Miroku would figure out that she knew strip poker as well, as Strip egg race. Kagome sighed, to herself as she smiled, before noticing the hungry look on the demon lord face.
Maybe teaching them strip poker wouldn't be such a bad idea, the miko thought, winking before she smirked at the demon lord and making plans for after the children went to bed while still madly blushing.