Challenges, Drabbles, & Oneshots by r0o by sugar0o who lurks

What would you do? - humor

For Montikin's Challenge: What would you Dooo0oooo0ooo... 09/01/09 All in Sess POV.

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What would you do?

The western lord had joined the tachi in what they hoped would be the final few weeks of the shard hunt and already he regretted it. Honestly he found he didn’t mind the humans as much as he thought he would, when it really came down to it, it was his hanyou brother he didn’t like the most. While that probably didn’t shock anyone, it would be the reason why that truly did it. While there many things he hated about his brother, first being his filthy human blood, the taint on his blood line, how the whelp brandished the fang of their great and terrible father as if it were a club, even how he treated his alpha bitch, the miko. What he hated most about the pup was the fact that he stank.

In the three weeks, and more then twenty three full days and nights he had been with them, the whelp had only bathed once. And truly splashing water on himself was not what he, Sesshomaru deemed a bath. It was appalling, and he could tell that even the humans were beginning to smell his stink. He almost felt bad for the miko this morning when she’d been forced once more to ride on ‘its’ back. He couldn’t even bare to think of it as a half-brother at this point, no living creature should smell this horrid, even Naraku didn’t smell as bad. Back to the point the miko had literally had tears welling in her eyes, and had finally just gotten him to put her down so they could walk. ‘It’ had just huffed, bitched, and moaned about the slow pace, but Sesshomaru couldn’t blame the girl.

Deciding he’d had enough specially being downwind of that stink for so long the demon lord came up with a plan. After the argument between the whelp and the miko she had fallen back to walk with the slayer, and was just a few feet in front of him. Using his youkai power he made it to her side and leaned in to murmur in her ear about a small river that wasn’t very far from there. Telling her the plan she actually looked like she would throw her arms around him and cry in thanks. Nodding his head he scooped the girl up and ran towards the river, as she wailed out in her usually ‘come-n-rescue-me’ voice and they waited. Just beyond the view of the river the enraged hanyou bellowed in like a possessed youkai, followed by a confused pair of humans, the fire cat and the kitsune.

The miko waited until the hanyou was just above the water to scream, “SIT BOY!” and everyone watched in amusement and shock as the hanyou was nearly drowned in the river. When he got up he got a bar of soap thrown at his head. The little miko’s temper was now in full swing as she bellowed, no one noticing that Sesshomaru was plugging his ears , “If you don’t wash up I swear I will S-I-T you until the river has a new drain pipe! YOU STINK!” the hint taken, Sesshomaru found himself amazed at how far he went to get rid of the stink of his brother… for Kami’s sake he touched the miko … and what was worse he liked it. He'd have to think about this later.

Hn...she did feel rather nice...