Challenges, Drabbles, & Oneshots by r0o by sugar0o who lurks

Wake Up Call - humor

Wake Up Call...........................#5 for dani's challenge: to Torture a Taiyoukai no DDT, entered 050409

He was stalking her, at least that’s what his beast said. He on the other hand thought of it more along the lines of observing a possible threat. Truly, the girl was strong, ridiculously so for a human, but he couldn’t help that he’d found his damnedable curiosity of her never sated. Truly he didn’t understand what was so amazing about the girl. He didnt even remember her name.

She wore whores clothing, mouthed off at any given change, didn’t respect her betters, and was more clumsy then a drunken pup. Yet she had just as many or more redeemable qualities, if he looked beyond her being a human. He narrowed his eyes while watching her yet again pull something amazing out of the bottomless pit of a yellow bag she carried.

He’d seen on more then one occasion that the female could go head first into it, nearly up to her knees it seemed, and every object she pulled out was more interesting then the last. She pulled out things that looked like bounds scrolls, bottles with cleaning soaps in them, that made her smell divine! And from there the list went on.

Really there was no way the bag couldn’t be anything short of magical, and yet she a mere human had it. He was the Western Lord, and whether the humans of his brother’s pack knew it or not they were of a sub pack of his own. He was Alpha. Really if anyone had a magical bag it really should be him.

Thinking about this the daiyoukai waited for night fall, easily watching as his half-wit brother stalked after the clay golems soul skimmers, and the hanyou’s camp was left unprotected. Knowing that his brother was gone off far enough to nearly abandon them, the dai simply plucked the bag up and perched nearly above the miko in a tree as he rummaged through his find.

Hours later he was disappointed to see that while there were many interesting things in the bag, the bag itself was not indeed bottomless, or only seemed to work for the girl. Disappointed in his find, but still interested in what else was in the bad, he was of coarse he was a bit preoccupied with snooping to notice his brother racing back, and well, things just hadn’t gone well from there.

Now a shocked daiyoukai is never a good thing, so when he had been actually sneaked upon, he’s actually fallen from the tree, gracefully of coarse, and landing, he happened to settle right next to the miko, who had woken up startled at her hanyou friends bellow of “SESSHOMARU!!”

Imagine his shock with the miko looked up, noticed what he was holding and dared to slap him hard across the face and scream at him. He had no idea what a ‘tampon’ was but he had seen the rage in her eye, and wisely decided it was time to go. He noted mentally at least, that he was not afraid of the miko but still didn’t want to be anywhere near her in this moment. He wasn't stupid.

He’d ponder just how he’d let this happen, or why it turned him on to be treated so roughly later, right now it was just time to leave the hanyou and his pack alone. Without a word or a sneer the daiyoukai of the West had walked out on them, leaving a fuming, embarrassed and blushing miko, a confused angry hanyou, a smirking monk, a heavily snickering slayer --as she knew JUST what it was he‘d been holding-- , and a still sleepy eye kit and neko, who were simply confused.