Challenges, Drabbles, & Oneshots by r0o by sugar0o who lurks

Cake! - humor

Cake............................................................................For Nobo's Cake Challenege, bonus: gifts/presents 02/01/09

He did not want a bachelor party!

This he was certain he had told both his brother and father, not to mention his best friends the wolf, the monk and the kumo, but did they listen? ‘N0o0o0o0o0o.’ So now here he sat as the guest of honor, small smutty gifts laying about here and there, things to use on his miko once he deflowered her and took both her power and virginity and lacing the first with his own.

Small handcuffs, odd bits and pieces of leather bondage lay around near feathers, balls and chains, and a bottle of Crown Royale, ‘For when she puts you in the dog house. ’ The wolf had said.

Needless to say he was not at all pleased when they began to wheel out the overly large cake that had a heart beat, really he was a demon, of coarse he knew some female was in there. He sighed in exasperation thinking to himself that he hoped his little miko didn’t find out.

Let it be known he was NOT afraid of his mate-to-be, but that did not mean he wanted to be on her bad side. Frankly he’d seen it and it was something he did not want directed at him. He was regardless of the fact that he was 675, the small 19 year old female was terrifying when she wanted to be.

The lights were lowered, again he sighed once more as the music started. Cheap music reminding him of a porn that Miroku had forced him to watch back in college, which considering how much sex he knew the monk usually had was an oddity that he even wanted to watch said porn.

Not to mention the dissertation the monk had given about the realistic values porn in general. It had been an interesting night and way too much sake had been passed around even he had a hard time remembering all of it. Cutting his musing short he waited for it, sadly, not disappointed when the human girl pops out of the cake.

The only problem though was that the girl in the cake wasn’t a stripper, it was his mate-to-be!

Kagome was decked out in a scantily clad pair of white boy shorts and matching bra top, mask and gloves. Those who had known about it were already dragging everyone else out of the room as the miko set up shop and began to work her show. Needless to say his party had been moved to more private setting and the rest of the guys had a grand time with the real strippers while Sesshomaru had his own private dancer.

In the room with the rest of the guys Miroku and Yoshiro shared a secret knowledge that there were still things that could surprise the great Tai Sesshomaru, his mate-to-be popping out of a cake had been one of them. Now though, they’d have to find something else to try.

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AN: This is a tiny prequel to "She asked for it, So she got it" which is a prequel to "What she wants, She gets" this is also exactly 500 words long. ^_^  - r0o, o yes Yoshiro is the name i gave Sess' dad.