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I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

There was once a marvelous hat

That sat on a Hatter in chat

for the Hatter sublime, were physics and time

until past became this, and now that

-Lyra

S.A.S.S. Brigadier General Hatter


Hippie go lucky with a bite. Weird. Constantly entertained or moved. Exceptionally absentminded piercing artist in love with Ducatis, body modification, and Queen. I also love hockey, and I will say awful things about football (don't take me seriously). Caffeine and trance addict. Thinker of thoughts and writer of many silly things. Idealistic anarchist, gardener, fire spinner and reader of everything. Gun admirer, peace activist, chemistry geek, student of the Russian language. Sculptor, mask maker with a penchant for tie dying. Curiosity seeker, abrasive spectator, lover of b-horror flicks and time paradoxes. I pray to every god that has ever existed and try to love everyone (a wip). And uh...I believe in faeries. Ta-da?

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If I lose sight of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write them in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you. -Henry Rollins (Someday I'm going to move back to California just so I can stalk this man.)


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Because nothing is. A place for the frightening what if's. ~unconnected one shots. *New* Love Makes Liars
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 02 Mar 2012  -  Updated: 13 Apr 2013
Genre: Action, Angst, Dark, Drama, Romance, Tragedy, Vignette  -  Chapters: 12  -  Reviews: 39  -  Words: 10,007  -  Reads: 23,119
 
Three chapters. A Beginning, a middle, and an end.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 25 Aug 2012  -  Updated: 25 Aug 2012
Genre: Romance, Vignette  -  Chapters: 3  -  Reviews: 4  -  Words: 1,365  -  Reads: 9,555
 
A place for all that is GM and short. Or at the very least, GM. New for March: Watched, Flash, Collide, Unknown, Breath, Caught, The Space Between, Queen On Her Knees, Something New, Spark
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Incomplete  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 19 Nov 2011  -  Updated: 11 Mar 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Kink, Romance, Tragedy  -  Chapters: 24  -  Reviews: 11  -  Words: 6,851  -  Reads: 40,950
 
To spit in the face of fate was nothing because she was everything he was, would ever be, and they were everything.
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 26 Jun 2012  -  Updated: 26 Jun 2012
Genre: Dark, Drama, Romance, Vignette  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 5  -  Words: 828  -  Reads: 5,306
 
He knows it is something he should not see, but he cannot look away because it is a miracle and a tragedy.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 26 Jun 2012  -  Updated: 26 Jun 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Romance, Tragedy, Vignette  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 4  -  Words: 995  -  Reads: 5,950
 
Once upon a time there was virginal, chaste Kagome. And then there wasn't.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 02 Jul 2012  -  Updated: 02 Jul 2012
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Kink  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 41  -  Words: 21,400  -  Reads: 23,372
 
Even after being put back together, fractures linger, spiderweb lines that remain, testament to the struggle.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 02 Sep 2011  -  Updated: 24 Jul 2012
Genre: Action, Angst, Dark, Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Romance  -  Chapters: 42  -  Reviews: 328  -  Words: 332,563  -  Reads: 173,772
 
Kagome's new job offers exciting new opportunities in costuming. Too bad she hates them all. A randumb crack-ish fic for R0o. Not for minors.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 21 Mar 2012  -  Updated: 21 Mar 2012
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Kink  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 11  -  Words: 4,332  -  Reads: 13,564
 
The modern world does not sit well with those that have gloried in the past. CU Oneshot. Placed 3rd for best oneshot in the DA third quarter 2011
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 05 Jul 2011  -  Updated: 05 Jul 2011
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Friendship  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 13  -  Words: 6,229  -  Reads: 9,877
 
*Complete* All stars burn, and once he had burned more brilliantly than any other. Now he's stranded in a world that has forgotten him, afraid to face his former glory while desperately clinging to the shadow it casts.
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 15 Jan 2012  -  Updated: 12 Apr 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Friendship, Romance  -  Chapters: 100  -  Reviews: 125  -  Words: 16,043  -  Reads: 212,423
 
A corona is the halo of light surrounding a heavenly body. Sesshoumaru sees nothing but a sustained chemical reaction. Within it Kagome finds an escape.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 27 Aug 2011  -  Updated: 17 Apr 2012
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Romance  -  Chapters: 18  -  Reviews: 89  -  Words: 127,531  -  Reads: 40,031
 
On Halloween, Kagome decides to dress as her utter opposite. Of course, she never expected to run into him. -a series of holiday snapshots-
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 31 Oct 2011  -  Updated: 22 Jul 2014
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Romance  -  Chapters: 77  -  Reviews: 855  -  Words: 152,586  -  Reads: 642,198
 
It's a new world, and Sesshoumaru has to get his sadistic jollies somehow. -For Riku Ryuu's oddjobs challenge.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 30 Aug 2011  -  Updated: 30 Aug 2011
Genre: Humor  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 6  -  Words: 2,550  -  Reads: 7,956
 
One night Sesshoumaru comes home and finds his daughter making something highly inappropriate. (Rating for safety)
Rating: M  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 15 Oct 2011  -  Updated: 13 Nov 2011
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance  -  Chapters: 2  -  Reviews: 21  -  Words: 8,160  -  Reads: 15,180
 
-Cannon Oneshot- Tattoos can be intensely personal. They can show clan loyalties, family ties, and sometimes they serve as reminders that the wearer is more than she appears to be.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 01 Nov 2011  -  Updated: 01 Nov 2011
Genre: Romance  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 45  -  Words: 11,541  -  Reads: 20,902
 
A/U When her boyfriend makes a demand, Kagome pretends to cave. However, she learns that sometimes plans backfire. The consequences will make her question everything she knew about herself. Not for minors. Dokuga exclusive.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 24 Dec 2011  -  Updated: 01 Feb 2012
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Kink, Romance  -  Chapters: 10  -  Reviews: 135  -  Words: 61,423  -  Reads: 58,017
 
Just because you're someone's mirror doesn't mean you accept it. Hunch Punch: Lime,lemon, cherry and pineapple too. Not for minors. Canonish OneShot for the GM Challenge
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 17 Nov 2011  -  Updated: 17 Nov 2011
Genre: Dark, Drama, Erotica, Kink, Romance  -  Chapters: 3  -  Reviews: 24  -  Words: 29,962  -  Reads: 31,113
 
Inside of everyone a dark other waits, ready to unfurl at the slightest provocation. Not for minors, written for Luna's Too Much GM for GM Challenge
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 27 Jan 2012  -  Updated: 09 Feb 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Erotica, Kink, Romance  -  Chapters: 2  -  Reviews: 14  -  Words: 11,262  -  Reads: 8,592
 
A tale of two brothers, a miko, and dreams. Written for Skye's Twisted Fairy Tales Challenge.
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 23 Jan 2012  -  Updated: 11 Feb 2012
Genre: Dark, Drama, Friendship, Romance  -  Chapters: 2  -  Reviews: 9  -  Words: 2,791  -  Reads: 6,132
 
After the battle with Naraku, Tenseiga decides the reluctant allies are not...quite done. Updated during DDNs.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 08 Jan 2012  -  Updated: 23 Mar 2012
Genre: Action, Drama  -  Chapters: 57  -  Reviews: 121  -  Words: 11,576  -  Reads: 86,507
 
All models strive to be art, but on rare occasions a woman may transcend art and become inspiration. Dokuga Exclusive, Not For Minors
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 05 Jan 2012  -  Updated: 05 Jan 2012
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Kink, Romance  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 25  -  Words: 20,095  -  Reads: 20,381
 
Sometimes growing up means growing apart, and sometimes growing apart means going away. But you can always come back.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 01 Mar 2012  -  Updated: 01 Mar 2012
Genre: Romance  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 10  -  Words: 5,680  -  Reads: 6,262
 
A different take on the end. Both are celebrated because of their power, and only they could understand the loneliness of the gap that set them apart from everyone else. Originally posted: 05-29-11
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 07 Mar 2012  -  Updated: 07 Mar 2012
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 31  -  Words: 12,480  -  Reads: 15,419
 
Some people prefer a bite to their sweet.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 30 Apr 2012  -  Updated: 30 Apr 2012
Genre: Romance  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 9  -  Words: 7,434  -  Reads: 7,018
 
He needs her, more than he has never needed anything.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 26 Jun 2012  -  Updated: 26 Jun 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Erotica, Kink, Vignette  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 8  -  Words: 684  -  Reads: 11,122
 
Sometimes we make our own prisons, and more often than not, love does not set you free.
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 07 Jul 2012  -  Updated: 27 Jul 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Romance, Tragedy, Vignette  -  Chapters: 7  -  Reviews: 9  -  Words: 896  -  Reads: 9,094
 
Sometimes a song is more than words, and words are more than simple thought.
Rating: M  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: On Hiatus  -  Category: Oneshot Collections  -  Created: 07 Jul 2012  -  Updated: 08 Jul 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Friendship, Romance, Verse, Vignette  -  Chapters: 8  -  Reviews: 2  -  Words: 985  -  Reads: 6,567
 
It begins with the taste of sweat and tears and salt stinging your tongue from the scent laying heavy in the air.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 24 Aug 2012  -  Updated: 24 Aug 2012
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, Erotica, Romance, Tragedy, Vignette  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 4  -  Words: 1,685  -  Reads: 8,038
 
We mark the exceptional moments in our lives like a timeline, each offering a new place to start.
Rating: T  -  Universe: Canon  -  Status: Complete  -  Category: Oneshots  -  Created: 02 Nov 2012  -  Updated: 02 Nov 2012
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance  -  Chapters: 1  -  Reviews: 13  -  Words: 17,921  -  Reads: 7,127
 
Sentinel/Guide AU - Sesshoumaru is destabilizing, and has to find a guide or lose his job. Kagome does not want to bond, period.
Rating: MA  -  Universe: Alternate  -  Status: Incomplete  -  Category: Chapter Stories  -  Created: 13 Sep 2020  -  Updated: 21 Sep 2020
Genre: Action, Drama, Romance  -  Chapters: 2  -  Reviews: 14  -  Words: 17,532  -  Reads: 4,991
 

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Music WIP
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Entangle
Battle Cooperation [Line Art]
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Hatter WIP
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Fright Night
Kakuchuu Chapter 1 - Page 19
In For The Kill (color)
Resshin
Sleep the Day Away
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Aviel

Created On: 11/30/2011 19:04:46
     

Okay. I'll accept the chocolate and the plushie, but only b/c I like Reese's and think Freddy's glove is awesome. So no worries.

Oh, Sasori... At least someone will miss him (well, besides me, of course). He'll be back, but I'm not sure when though. I haven't gotten there yet.


Aviel

Created On: 11/29/2011 23:46:04
     

Yes! Thanks for the cuteness overload! LOL I can't believe you broke the internet just for me! You're amazing!

But as much as I love making Sasori uncomfortable, he'll be going bye-bye soon.

Anyway, I look forward to your next gifts! The inupapas made me very happy!


Caleesci

Created On: 11/29/2011 13:41:47
     

Dear Miss Hatter Theory,

First... your dokugasona is fan-freaking-tabulous. Love it. Ok Second, THANK YOU for your support of my story Keeping Faith. It is an incredibly special story to me, so when I have someone who is as actively supportive of it as you are it really makes me feel good. I do understand your hesitation because it is a fairly heavy story, but I hope that you are able to push through it. I has a really great message (I believe it does at least). Again, thank you for your reviews, they really make me feel like I am on the right path with this. Plus, it strokes my ego I wont lie!

Sincerely,

Caleesci
Feedback from The Hatter Theory: I will continue reading, because it is a beautifully written story, and because you've found a way to express and show such stark situations with so much emotion and such sensitivity. I'll put it this way, at least one pagan heathen is wishing for a Christmas Miracle. I don't know if this story is personal (I won't pretend to guess) but if it is, I pray all goes well for everyone involved.


Luna

Created On: 11/29/2011 11:32:35
     

FYI: I am an EXPERT on torture! ... at least when it comes to evil cliffhangers.
Feedback from The Hatter Theory: Gods, I've noticed. And you do it in such a way that I actually feel bad for being frustrated and whining about it. Gah.


Aviel

Created On: 11/28/2011 21:42:08
     

Kagome is totally lagging, I know. But then there are 2 options: Get the convos done and over with now or suffer through them later. I'm suffering just as badly as you guys. Really. Actually, their convo isn't that long, but I guess it just seems that way b/c of the drabble length.

Anywayyy, I honestly want to move the story along in order to catch up with the current chapters I'm writing right now...but, it'll definitely be some time before that happens.

And lastly, yes, Sasori is just awesome. HOWEVER, he'll be departing soon. So I hope that helps... Can I get a couple of inupapas?


Aviel

Created On: 11/28/2011 20:58:18
     

LOL okay, I definitely can't top that. Your excitement is overwhelming!

But I'm glad you're liking the updates! Your reviews make me happy! haha


koneji

Created On: 11/28/2011 19:50:55
     

Thank you for your kind words! I LIVE for fanfic-induced toothaches I still think that limiting it to 100-word drabbles isn't enough, hence why I'm starting a new series with longer chapters/one-shots. DO keep an eye out for them, yes?
Feedback from The Hatter Theory: Indubitably. I await your next post.


Aviel

Created On: 11/22/2011 23:49:05
     

Haha! Sorry for scrambling your brain.

I'm updating soon! I hope...

Just got home from work and I'm TIREDDD... So please give me a sec to rewind (yes, I said REwind, not UNwind).


Aviel

Created On: 11/21/2011 11:53:20
     

LOL! Tenseiga + JEJ's voice = sheer epicness! Seriously. Oh, what I would give to have Mufasa in sword form!

And cliffies are very mean! Haha I have a love/hate relationship with them. But I hope you know that they're just going to get worse from here.

So I apologize in advance.
Feedback from The Hatter Theory: ...That's cruel.


Aviel

Created On: 11/20/2011 20:04:26
     

Hey! Thanks so much for another review! You always manage to make me laugh!

Btw, I also do the same thing when someone says "What the...?" LOL I guess great minds think alike!
Feedback from The Hatter Theory: Awesome, because (despite the seriousness of your story) I giggle at randumb tangents it does inspire.


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