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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 4
*Sesshomaru while on an outing in the forest alone with jaken....*

A sexy glare reflected in sesshomaru's golden orbs as he turned and undressed the nagging green toad with only his eyes.

"Jaken"

The slimy wort riddened anphibian turned with a shake to stare at his lord,

"Yes, mm m mmilord?"

"Off, now."

Jaken quaked in his green skin as both hands traveled to the ties of his pants.

"Right away milord!"

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and now I shall leave everyone with this horrible image as was stuck in my head when I read the title of this form....

'this also allows for immediate death by sesshomaru's hand if he ever reads this!'
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 11
"Pass me the flea powder."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 9
Mandy, I think I threw up in my mouth a little reading that one. It's so...so...WRONG!! *wimpers* ...nightmares...

I love the feel of pleather in the morning.
 
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ElegantPaws wrote:
"Pass me the flea powder."

"......but please.....only if it is lavender scented!"
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
Upon discovering Kagome's flashlight.

"This Sesshoumaru will commence in satisfying his god complex. Let there be light!"

turns flashlight on.

"Let there be dark!"

turns flashlight off....

30minutes later the batterie finally die out.
 
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haha emmaren nice

"Wax on wax off."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 18
- "World Peace."

- *pulls out karaoke microphone and sings while dancing* "Doing the butt!! Hey Pret-tay pret-tay. When you get that notion put your body build in motion. Doing the butt! Hey Sexay sexay! Ain't nothing wrong if you wanna do the butt all night long!"

- "Rain rain go away come back another day..."
 
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"I only use Pearl Drops to keep my canines white and bright!"

(O.K., does anyone else remember the commercials for Pearl Drops? I think I'm dating myself here...)
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 9
emmaren wrote:
Upon discovering Kagome's flashlight.

"This Sesshoumaru will commence in satisfying his god complex. Let there be light!"

turns flashlight on.

"Let there be dark!"

turns flashlight off....

30minutes later the batterie finally die out.


Emmaren, I see him in one of those hero stances with one arm outstretched and the other hand fisted on his hip.

Sesshomaru and Naraku skip through the forest arm in arm. "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
This Sesshoumaru has to go pee, where is the nearest fire hydrant?
 
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I need ones, I'm hittin' the strip bars tonight...
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 32
This Sesshoumaru is not a dog, miko. She is a bitch.
 
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Re:Things Sesshomaru would never say. 15 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
While driving down the highway,

"Human, you will roll this window down so I may stick my head out."
 
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wawa:

"Human, you will roll this window down so I may stick my head out."

*SNORT!*

"And then you will provide me with some extra-heavy-duty detangler when we get home!"
 
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"Got milk?"
 
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"I will take the muzzle and the choke chain. I have been a very bad dog."
 
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There was a farmer had a dog and Sesho was his name-o. S-E-S-H-O S-E-S-H-O S-E-S-H-O and Sesho was his name-o!
 
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"Don't get Playtex. Tampax is so much more comfortable."
 
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Lol. That was funny.

"Would you like fries with that?"
 
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"I like Kitties"
 
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[Stripper music] "Would you like the full lap dance or what?"
 
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"It's Peanut Butter Jelly time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, where you at, where you at, it's Peanut Butter Jelly..."

"Whose your daddy?"
 
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Ka-go-me is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
 
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"WANNA PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT GUYS?"
 
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World of MOTHEREFFIN\\\\\\\' Warcraft. D:
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Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony;
Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.
 
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I claimed Sesshoumaru\'s dismembered left arm in the Dokuga Claim Game.

Master Weird-Outer of Dokuga. My tool of choice? A sentient sewing machine called Lord Ew that likes to spew technicoloured handkerchiefs embellished with the stuff that nightmares and crack-fics are made of.
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