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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
@Lyss Make some more mistakes on purpose, if they love you it should not matter how many mistakes you make and if you lose said person send Sesshoumaru in beast mode after them, the image of someone being stepped on by a giant demon dog would be nicely ironic.

For the second time this year someone broke into my house and stole stuff, now I want to kill something... What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
@Roos Lol T_T Sounds easy enough!

That's awful, you should break into other people's homes looking for what has been stolen from you and then just take their's once you find the same thing! xD

I don't have much of an appetite, but I haven't eaten much all day - what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 22
@Lyss

Being hungry is no fun. If it was me, I would dress up as a robber and run around looting all the bird-feeders. People give the best food to the surrounding wildlife!

I should probably be working on a project for work to catch up for missing Friday of last week, but I feel like writing more of my story and drawing instead....What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
lol well, I'm drinking wine and that probably falls under the bad advice column as well! xD lol

Procrastinate as long as possible until you're about to rip your hair out from all the stress! xD Oh, and of course, procrastinate by writing more of your story and drawing! Sounds a lot better to me! (yay procrastination!!)

I should be studying for a psychopathology quiz I have tomorrow, but I can't seem to focus at all and I'd rather play some games on my xbox - what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 34
Forget the games learn to play the cello!

I should be spending time with my family and socializing, what i really wanna do is read a book. What should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
Convince them to join the dark side by making them watch Inuyasha reruns, especially the parts where Sesshoumaru goodness is involved. And while they are doing that you can read your book (or watch right along with them... I mean, who can resist Sess goodness?!?)

I should be working but I am really having a f$%# it all day, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 22
Who needs work when you've got a thousand better things to do? I suggest hanging out on Dokuga. If you want really bad advice though, then you should go out and staple trees to kittens

I feel sick from lack of sleep, and I know that I should get back to bed before I pass out. However, all I want to do is stay up and write...what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 5
Drink a ton load of coffee and then go jump on a trampoline and then you eat 5 lollipops at once (Vomit Flavoured) And there, Now you can stay up and write

I'm dying of hunger and I'm lazy to get out of my house to grab something, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
Got any pets? If not, you could always cut your hand off and fry that up! (I'm being gross... lol)

My computer is being quite sassy today, or maybe I just type too fast - what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0
Smack it and tell it to keep up. If that doesn't work toss it out the window and take someone eles'. I myself has been eyeing my mom's MacBook for sometime now.

My sister is aggravating me and she just got here, I have to watch her for a week - what should I do?
 
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Last Edit: 2012/04/10 17:37 By Rika.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 78
Lock her in the closet with some magazines, a flashlight and a bag of chips.

I have a stupid song stuck in my head and can't get rid of it, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0
Keep repeating "shut up" in your head until it goes away or replace it with another song.

My room is as small as a post-it note and only my bed and desk fit. My closet is full of books and craft supplies. Where should I keep my clothes?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 4
On the floor of course! Where else are you supposed to put your clothes?

Im tired because I stayed up to 3 am reading fanfiction but I have to start sleeping earlier so I can get ready for school time again.
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
Go to bed early - like 9pm - so you can wake up earlier to read some fanfiction and still get ready for school! xD

I have a relatively large spider in my smoke detector. (Yes, you read that right! Smoke detector!) I can't see inside it and I have to sleep at some point, what should I do? T_T
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 9
Set off the smoke detector...If the spider doesn't die of shock, then maybe it will come out so you can squash it.

I need more space for my books, but my room just isn't big enough...What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 5
Take a sledge hammer to your walls! DUH!


I'm tired but I can't go to sleep, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3
Drink alcohol until you pass out (if you are legally allowed to!), or if not, just wack yourself on the head with something heavy like a sledge hammer! lol just not too hard, so that you get don't hurt!

There's about 1 hour left before the zombie apocalypse begins (also known as Humans versus Zombies - just a game of tag on campus, pretty much lol) and I want to make it to Day 5, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 9
Never leave your dorm/room/whatever it is you live in ^-^ (This was actually what one of my friends attempted to do...) Have other people bring you food/other things.

I can't seem to make myself proofread one of my original stories...what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 1
Clio said:
I can't seem to make myself proofread one of my original stories...what should I do?

The answer is simple, get a baby (preferably one who cannot talk and therefore are unable to disagree) to proofread for you.

I'm tired of my psychotherapist. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 8
Become a psychotherapist and treat yourself!

I've got the blues today, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 0
Swim in green paint...

I fell down and scraped my knee, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 1
Cut off your other knee and then that wound will seem meager.
My brother's 'lost' his $400 glasses. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 0
Nothing... who cares about your brother's $400 glasses. Now your bro can get those $800 pair that he wanted....

I can't fall asleep, what should I do?
 
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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. ~Albert Einstein
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#78518
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 1
Take an entire box of sleeping tablets

I'm sick of watching my parents fight, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 6 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 5
Drug them so that they will calm down.

I really want a new dog, what should I do?
 
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Last Edit: 2012/04/29 00:12 By EtherealCrescent.
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