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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 17
jump of a building and break your own leg so they have to give you time off...

I think I'm getting a cold, what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 0
(If you get snow over there) - Run outside with wet hair, in only a towel


I'm lonely, what do i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 14
Go to the inner city. Start a riot. (jail likewise, will not be lonely)

I'm going to the bar and I can't find my id. What do I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 37
First put on very heavy make-up and be sure to draw very dark eyebrows on. Then put baby powder in your hair to make it look kinda grey (that way you will look older). Now get out your crayola's and make yourself a fake id.

I can't decide what hair color to use, what should I do?
 
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Last Edit: 2011/11/22 17:50 By insomniac_amy.
 
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Tsuki Ai
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 4
Use them all and make your hair a rainbow...rainbows are pretty.

I'm hungry, but the oven isn't working.
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 8
Eat the oven.

I'm tired of dieting for my health, what should I do?
 
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Last Edit: 2011/12/02 22:51 By Opal-Dreams.
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 6
Just keep eating whatever you want and just think yourself thin and healthy they say the mind is a very powerful tool.


I haven't finish Christmas shopping yet what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 0
Go out to an outrageously crowded store and shop, and try not to get robbed?

I cant stop being hyper, what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 8
Bounce on someone's (Sesshoumaru's) head. That should make it stop.

I don't like being cold but love snow, any advice?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 0
Moko-moko will solve your problems... but until you can obtain that, i suggest a very fluffy jacket

I have not put my Christmas tree up, what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 8 Months ago Karma: 14
Take a small child (if you have one, great, if not, go to the grocery store and steal one) make it stand in your living room/wherever and decorate it instead.

I can't talk right now. Halp?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 9
Right out numerous messages and stick them in bottles. Then take then to a beach, throw them into the water, and wait patiently for a reply.

I miss having a boyfriend, but don't want to be the one doing all the chasing again. What should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 9
Write*
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 1
Go to a bar with a sign that says "I am available"

It's late and my husband is playing world of warcraft and won't come to bed. What should I do.
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7
Bribe him with snacks and lure him into the other room. Once hes occupied help him with his game and make sure to talk to all of his friends. Don't be shy, be sure to tell them about his rubber ducky he takes a bath with ^_^


I can't seem to save money, how can i fix that?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7
Place all the cash you want to save in your oven as a new hiding place.

My hair needs straightening. What's a good way to straighten it?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7
Hot oil. Real hot. Dunk your head in, but don't forget no matter how hot it gets it will make your hair sooo pretty!!!! Good luuuuuck ^_^

My boyfriend is the biggest cry baby I have every met... what should I do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 2
send his whiny butt to boot camp

i sexually harassed my sort of boss by accident what should i do?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7
Say you forgot to take your meds that morning and need a ride back to the looney house to take them and check in for the night.

I'm tired but I sleep too much. How can I boost meh energy?
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7
Binge on caffine and candy! Guaranteed to keep your energy high!

I need to finish editing photos but I don't feel like doing it. What should I do?
 
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#74828
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 17
Delete all you pictures and replace them with ones of a large hairy butt!!


My shoulder hurts what should I do?
 
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#74836
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 7
Play tug war with a Gorilla.

I need to kick my addiction to smut and learn to write something K rated...what shall I do?
 
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#74837
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 2
Screw the k rating, kids don't read these days anyway. I want to play pool, but I've been really bad at it lately. How should I improve my game
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 111
Just a friendly Admin reminder to watch the language, m'dears... all forum posts, per our rules, must be "all ages," 'k?

If you haven't read them yet, you can find the rules here: http://dokuga.com/rules

~~Wiccan~~
 
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Re:Bad Advice Column 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 10
Get a dog to eat your kitten.

I'm tomato intolerant but all they are serving at lunch is pizza. I'm super hungry. What should I do?
 
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