Cybernetic Mishap by Aki

Sesshoumaru: New Year, New Problem

Aki’s Note: OOC to the extreme, Sesshoumaru’s not going to be the cool guy in this fic. >:3

And, this is JUST an intro chapter, not a normal chapter-length one at all. :P I REALLY hope you guys don’t find the format if this fic too confusing. My friend challenged me to write a fic totally based off journal entries and e-mails, so I’m tryin’ it out. The chapter's will probably be extremely short, just fair warning. :D

Just another note: Kagome and Sesshoumaru are BOTH using macs, and anything underlined before an entry is where they’re typing this, get it? I hope so. T_T

Cybernetic Mishap

By: Aki_Yume

Chapter 1: Sesshoumaru: New Year, New Problem

 Sesshoumaru’s Laptop, January 1st

Mokomoko>Documents/Encrypted/Pass:Higurashi>Private/Encrypted/Pass:Kagome>Journal/Encyrpted/Pass:Fluffy Bunnies>Journal Log

Salutations Journal,

“A new year, a new start.” That is something my father always told me when I was a child. He was a rather relaxed person that I did not get along with. Relaxing is not something I find myself able to do very much. I am what my father, brother, every girl I have ever expressed an interest in, my ‘friends’, my third grade teacher, my everyone in the world it seems would call a nerd.

There are levels when it comes to most geeks and nerds. There are those weird, argile sweater toting, DnD playing “weirdos”. Then there are the people that are lightly into reading and casually watching a Science Fiction TV drama/show. Then, there are the ones that just aren’t the nerdy type at all.

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Taisho Sesshoumaru, and I believe there is nothing wrong with wearing an argile sweater. I take a liking to blue and black ones the most. I am eighteen years old and I attend the prestigious Sagahara High School as a senior. I am top of my class, with a 4.5 GPA and half of my classmates wish I was dead or in another country.

Most of our teachers at this school grade on a curve, and whenever I am in a class, I am always heckled to do badly in order for the curve not to be ruined. They believe if I would do horribly in a class, I would still get a B in the class instead of an A+, and those in the class that average about a C- could potentially have B+’s or higher if I would just stop doing work.

How tempting that is. To sit around and not do anything at all? When I know almost everything about every subject my horrid teachers attempt to teach at this school? My math teacher last semester tried to convince me that the hundred thousandth place of Pi is nine instead of the proper five. I was told to leave class even after I pulled up a song on the internet in class to prove my point.

http://pi.ytmnd.com/ It is rather amusing, isn’t it, Journal?

They thought it was annoying.

I thought it was rather humorous.

As I write this entry, it’s Astronomy class. Yes, it is possible to take a college level class in high school. I along with several other students opted into it instead of being forced to take part in a ridiculous school. I don’t care about it, I chose to take this course so I need not participate in any school “club”. I find them drab and a waste of time. Especially the academic clubs, where the point is simply to make yourself seem smarter than all the other students in class.

Please.

I do not need an ego boost. I think highly enough of myself as it is. I am too good for....

Alright, Alright, Alright. I was kicked out of the Math Club.

And the Science Club.

And the History Club.

And the “College Insight Club”.

And the Manga Club.

And the Anime Club.

And...

Never mind. The list of clubs I was denied from is long, and I find it a rather tedious task to list all of them in one sitting. Please see my file cabinet filled with rejected application forms and you will see the amount of animosity the student body truly seems to have towards myself.

It gets damned annoyed after a while.

Tangents aside, I know that it must seem that I am completely capable of handling my own in almost everything I do, but there is something that I, Sesshoumaru Taisho, have absolutely no skill in.

Once before it happened, but not on a level of this magnitude, and when I pursued the subject, I was given the only failing grade I have ever received in my life. However, I believe that after Kagura, I have calculated the exact reasons as to why I failed to acquire a date, and I am ready to face my next challenge.

However, I find myself a bit... hesitant.

More Later.

Taisho

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Mail: Username: Taisho.Sess@>Inbox(1)

From: Onigumo Naraku

To: Taisho Sesshoumaru

Sub: Higubaby

Hey Taisho,

Look, you need to get over her. I can see you two rows in front of me, and you won’t stop looking at her. Stop oogling over her every sentence you write in that stupid Journal of yours. And don’t think that’s not what you’re doing.

-Naraku

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From: Taisho Sesshoumaru

To: Onigumo Naraku

Sub: Re: Higubaby

Onigumo,

Look, pay attention to the lesson before you fail yet another test that I will not help you study for. Please leave me alone. Thank you.

-S. Taisho

_______________________________

From: Onigumo Narau

To: Taisho Sesshoumaru

Sub:Re:Re: Higubaby

Taisho,

Fuck you.

-Your Pal.

______________________________

From: Taisho Sesshoumaru

To: Onigumo Naraku

Sub:Re:Re:Re: Higubaby

Onigumo,

Hugs and kisses, now suck on my d-20.

BTW, Saifalas was the one who passed a strength check and epically plunged his sword into the dragon’s eye.

Your character, Straiff, the “epic” rogue?

Yeah, I think he was knocked unconscious second round.

Bye Now,

Sesshoumaru.

____________________________

From: Onigumo Naraku

To: Taisho Sesshoumaru

Sub: But I’ve hugged her.

So suck it.

-Naraku

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Mokomoko>Documents/Encrypted/Pass:Higurashi>Private/Encrypted/Pass:Kagome>Journal/Encyrpted/Pass:Fluffy Bunnies>Journal Log

I need to add Naraku to my Hit List.

-S. Taisho

Mokomoko>Menu>Shut Down...

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Aki Note: Yeah, I don’t know how to explain this one. Enjoy, I guess. xD I’ll see you next ‘chapter’. :P